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How to get old guy off my lawn?
Posted on 8/31/15 at 11:14 am
Posted on 8/31/15 at 11:14 am
My next door neighbors are a really sweet retired couple and are great except for the fact the old man keeps cutting my front lawn while I'm at work. I actually enjoy doing the yardwork cause its my only justifiable excuse to get some sun on my 1 day off a week. I tried telling him to back off nicely and explain my reasoning but it just doesn't compute w/ this guy; he thinks he's returning the favor for the random shite I do for them but in reality its getting on my fricking nerves. What do I tell him w/out hurting the old bastard's feelings?
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Posted on 8/31/15 at 11:14 am to DrunkerThanThou
White people problems.
Posted on 8/31/15 at 11:15 am to DrunkerThanThou
Just saying...
Posted on 8/31/15 at 11:15 am to DrunkerThanThou
quote:
How to get old guy off my lawn?
I think you typed this out wrong. Are you old too?
Posted on 8/31/15 at 11:15 am to DrunkerThanThou
Build a fence.
Posted on 8/31/15 at 11:15 am to DrunkerThanThou
How about you shut the frick up, let the old man do what he wants, and get outside and do something else on your only day off a week.
Posted on 8/31/15 at 11:15 am to DrunkerThanThou
why don't you cut it before he does
Posted on 8/31/15 at 11:15 am to DrunkerThanThou
tell him you really appreciate the favor, but....
quote:
I actually enjoy doing the yardwork cause its my only justifiable excuse to get some sun on my 1 day off a week
Posted on 8/31/15 at 11:16 am to DrunkerThanThou
If you dump a gallon jug of roundup throughout his yard he will spend his days (and nights) trying to figure out why his shite is jacked up and he won't worry about yours anymore.
Posted on 8/31/15 at 11:16 am to DrunkerThanThou
Are you serious with this? ..shite my neighbor cuts a large section of my side yard that he doesn't have to and im not getting all bent outta shape.. I'm like hell yeah ..less i gotta mow.. more time to chill on patio with a beer afterward
This post was edited on 8/31/15 at 12:24 pm
Posted on 8/31/15 at 11:16 am to DrunkerThanThou
quote:of all things in life to bitch about
My next door neighbors are a really sweet retired couple and are great except for the fact the old man keeps cutting my front lawn while I'm at work
Posted on 8/31/15 at 11:17 am to DrunkerThanThou
Tell him to do all the edging, cutting bushing, pulling weeds, spraying round-up, all the bitch work if he really wants to help.
Posted on 8/31/15 at 11:17 am to DrunkerThanThou
Mow his and see what happens. Give the old geezer a taste of his own medicine.
Posted on 8/31/15 at 11:19 am to DrunkerThanThou
If your only excuse is that it deprives you of exercise, you should take up running.
I wouldn't want our neighbors to cut our grass because I never see him sharpen his blades and he cuts his way too short.
ETA: also consider not giving them unsolicited favors so he doesn't feel obligated to return
I wouldn't want our neighbors to cut our grass because I never see him sharpen his blades and he cuts his way too short.
ETA: also consider not giving them unsolicited favors so he doesn't feel obligated to return
This post was edited on 8/31/15 at 11:22 am
Posted on 8/31/15 at 11:20 am to DrunkerThanThou
Just ask him when he's going to finish the rest of the yard
Posted on 8/31/15 at 11:20 am to Broke
Poor old man just looking for a reason to stay outside and not have to deal with his grumpy wife.
Posted on 8/31/15 at 11:20 am to DrunkerThanThou
Posted on 8/31/15 at 11:21 am to Wtodd
A few of these should do the trick...
Posted on 8/31/15 at 11:21 am to DrunkerThanThou
tell him the way you like to cut your grass is to have it weedeated and trimmed and you want it done a certain way
So he can continue doing it as long as he does it a certain way
......he won't want to weedeat
So he can continue doing it as long as he does it a certain way
......he won't want to weedeat
Posted on 8/31/15 at 11:21 am to DrunkerThanThou
You are lucky to have such a good neighbor.
You can either cut your grass anyway, or find something to do outside in your yard or his.
You can either cut your grass anyway, or find something to do outside in your yard or his.
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