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re: How to get old guy off my lawn?

Posted on 8/31/15 at 1:14 pm to
Posted by stampman
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
4919 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

Just because he is mowing it doesn't mean that you can't also mow it.


This would be the best approach! Do it and when he questions you why you are doing it...just tell him you enjoy being out in your yard, you need the physical exercise, and you find it therapeutic. He will realize he is wasting his time and there should be no hard feelings.
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 1:15 pm to
Rip up the grass and lay rock down like they do in California and Nevada
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5701 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 1:23 pm to
Give him my address. I won't complain.
Posted by LSU Rules07
Member since Oct 2007
1253 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 1:42 pm to
You can come cut my grass
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18757 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 1:47 pm to
Have sex with his wife.
Posted by bigrob385series
B. Aura
Member since May 2014
2634 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 1:49 pm to
then grow some balls and tell him
quote:

If I want to cut MY grass on my free time then that's my perogative. You can go frick yourself
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 1:52 pm to
quote:

its my only justifiable excuse to get some sun on my 1 day off a week.


Huh? Your wife must be a real ball-buster.
Posted by kilo1234
Member since May 2014
1431 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 2:56 pm to
You should clamp off the hose to his oxygen tank. That'll teach the old bastard a lesson.
Posted by CaliforniaTiger
The Land of Fruits and Nuts
Member since Dec 2007
5303 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 2:58 pm to
Leave the poor man alone---he's probably just bored and needs something to do.
Posted by Aubs10
Atlanta, GA
Member since Jan 2013
389 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 7:16 am to
quote:

Count Chocula


PLEASE tell me what is going on in the unedited version of this gif. Something threw him in the air while stopping the play and freaking out all the players. Then the whole crowd starts cheering immediately. Did they edit out someone trucking him?
Posted by Aubs10
Atlanta, GA
Member since Jan 2013
389 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 7:16 am to
Double Post
This post was edited on 9/1/15 at 7:17 am
Posted by LSUSUPERSTAR
TX
Member since Jan 2005
16320 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 7:19 am to
Did anyone say to build a moat?
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78015 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 7:21 am to
Only the OT would bitch and complain about someone being a good neighbor.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21449 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 7:28 am to
Let him be. Find something else to improve in your yard, build or improve your flower beds, etc. Appreciate your neighbor, his heart is in the right place, understand that is important. Yes, you have the right to complain but try to see it in a positive manner.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67493 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 7:34 am to
quote:

being a good neighbor

His neighbor is a State Farm agent?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65751 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 7:34 am to
quote:

In Soviet Russia, old man won't get off your lawn!

In Soviet Russia, lawn ignored and old man sent to Siberia.

Problem solved.
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 7:40 am to
a-hole
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
16936 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 7:51 am to
Buy one of those old fashion reel type manual mowers for $100. Give it to the old man and suggest that for your lawn, you will only abide him cutting it with this mower.

He'll soon lose interest in mowing your lawn.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 7:55 am to
Call the cops and tell them you saw a break in at his house
Posted by EastNastySwag
Member since Dec 2014
5978 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 7:56 am to
You suck.
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