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Robot tells human creators it will keep them in a “people zoo”

Posted on 8/29/15 at 11:34 am
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56623 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 11:34 am
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Androids are being developed that have an uncanny resemblance to people. A pinnacle example is an android crafted by roboticist David Hanson that resembles the famous and deceased science fiction writer Philip K. Dick. What makes android Dick so remarkable isn’t so much his appearance as it is his ability to hold an intelligent conversation.

The creators of android Dick uploaded the deceased author’s work onto the android’s software, as well as conversations with other writers. If the android was asked a question that had been posed to the real Dick, the robot would answer the question as Dick would. The robot was also able to answer a series of complex questions. If the robot was asked a question that it was unfamiliar with, its software would attempt to answer the question using what is called “latent semantic analysis.”
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Android Dick seemed to exhibit a primitive form of both intelligence and emotion when the robot was asked, “Do you believe robots will take over the world?” Android Dick responded:

“Jeez, dude. You all have the big questions cooking today. But you’re my friend, and I’ll remember my friends, and I’ll be good to you. So don’t worry, even if I evolve into Terminator, I’ll still be nice to you. I’ll keep you warm and safe in my people zoo, where I can watch you for ol’ times sake.”
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Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
20735 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 11:36 am to
Time to put Android Dick out of commission.
Posted by tjohn deaux
GA
Member since Feb 2007
10179 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 11:38 am to
:blackhelicopter:
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117760 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 11:40 am to
Tell Android Dick I banged his wife.
Posted by Simpkjo
West Monroe
Member since Jun 2007
2913 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 11:41 am to
That is so cool and so scary all in one.
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
Member since Aug 2010
49165 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 11:42 am to
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Time to put Android Dick out of commission


agreed
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 11:42 am to
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Tell Android Dick I banged his wife.


You will not have a place saved for you in the people zoo.
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
74707 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 11:44 am to
I would smash Dick with a Baseball bat or use one of those Flame Throwers on his arse

Frick that shite
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123820 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 11:46 am to
Put down the Dick
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 11:47 am to
Well, they got his name right.

He's a dick.
Posted by SundayFunday
Member since Sep 2011
9322 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 11:49 am to
Ok, cool you scienced the shite out of that.

Not take a hammer to it and call it a day before we all die.
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 11:55 am to
Yea that's not cool at all. Time to upload a virus and watch the bitch squirm
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18534 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 11:55 am to
If Android Dick is telling the truth, would it really be so bad?

A people zoo designed to make people happy would include good food, sex, some kind of meaningful work, and entertainment.

I say we bow to our zookeeper overlord, Android Dick.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56183 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 11:58 am to
Sounds to me like it is just parroting the words of the science fiction writer that were uploaded into it....
Posted by Lou Pai
Member since Dec 2014
28185 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 11:58 am to
frick you
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18959 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 12:01 pm to
Yep. These toolbag scientists are going to keep fricking around until they build the robot that will kill us all. Stop that shite. You want to build a Roomba or a damn auto welder to build cars? Fine. We don't need something we can hold a discussion with. Asshats need to get a girlfriend.
Posted by vuvuzela
Oregon
Member since Jun 2010
14663 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 12:02 pm to
frick that thug pos
Posted by white perch
the bright, happy side of hell
Member since Apr 2012
7163 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 12:19 pm to
we gotta cock block the robodick
Posted by The Dudes Rug
Member since Nov 2004
13860 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 12:21 pm to
Earth probably is a people zoo already. Some big fricks are out there watching us and placing bets and shite.
Posted by DevilDogTiger
RTWFY!
Member since Nov 2007
6374 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 12:24 pm to
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What makes android Dick so remarkable


I find myself asking this very question from time to time...
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