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The 50 U.S. individual states if they were actually people in a bar..
Posted on 7/28/15 at 8:20 pm
Posted on 7/28/15 at 8:20 pm
LINK
Probably yesterday's news but IDGAF.
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Louisiana is celebrating their lack of open container laws by standing outside of the bar with an Abita Amber or a Sazerac and looking disdainfully at the drinking abilities of all of the other states. "Amateurs."
Probably yesterday's news but IDGAF.
This post was edited on 7/28/15 at 8:21 pm
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Posted on 7/28/15 at 8:23 pm to LSUAlum2001
quote:Yep.
Kansas is dressed in a plaid shirt, jeans and clean boots. He's friendly enough and even buys a round to get the party started. After a few drinks, it's obvious he feels sorry for Oklahoma, hates Missouri, and is hung up on Colorado. After striking out with California, him and Wisconsin get hammered drunk and sing Country Boy.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 8:28 pm to LSUAlum2001
I don't know a single person who drinks Sazeracs regularly. Dick move really
Posted on 7/28/15 at 8:30 pm to Hammertime
They should have said: Hurricanes, Handgrenades, or Big arse beer.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 8:31 pm to LSUAlum2001
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Georgia will be drinking bud light, wearing a UGA trucker hat, tortoise Costa Del Mar sunglasses with croakies, solid colored Polo shirt, questionably short shorts with a UGA belt, and driving a Z71 with a Browning decal in their rear window (even though he only went hunting twice, in Jr High) and a UGA license plate frame. He went to Valdosta State University, and he works in his dad’s local business.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 8:32 pm to LSUAlum2001
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Florida is drinking moonshine while riding an alligator through the orange groves to the local Publix.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 8:36 pm to LSUAlum2001
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Alabama is a fat guy with a goatee, wearing a camo jacket and a trucker hat.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 8:41 pm to zelman
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Mississippi is just looking to start a fight with Alabama about who’s less redneck.
Yep
Posted on 7/28/15 at 8:45 pm to LSUAlum2001
Not knocking you, but that was a pretty fricking stupid list. This guy has probably visited 10 states tops
Posted on 7/28/15 at 8:47 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
Dude please don't curse on the internet
Posted on 7/28/15 at 8:49 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
You literally just made this thread worse.
You're not helping grandma.
You're not helping grandma.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 8:51 pm to LSUAlum2001
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Montana has to be two different people. Eastern Montana is a cowboy drinking Budweiser and gets into a fight with Wyoming over sheep vs. cattle, but this happens every week and they make up afterwards. Western Montana, on the other hand, is a hipster/hippie throwback with dreadlocks who drinks craft beer or PBR and absolutely reeks of marijuana.
This is pretty dead on.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 8:56 pm to LSUAlum2001
Alaska
Nebraska
Bama
Uga
Mississippi
Texas
Minnesota
Louisiana- for me except no sazerac
All exactly on point.
Nebraska
Bama
Uga
Mississippi
Texas
Minnesota
Louisiana- for me except no sazerac
All exactly on point.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 8:58 pm to BRgetthenet
Oh sorry guys.
Author said Louisiana is good at drinking OMG what a fabulous fricking list lol look at us we are so good at drinking
Author said Louisiana is good at drinking OMG what a fabulous fricking list lol look at us we are so good at drinking
Posted on 7/28/15 at 8:59 pm to LSUAlum2001
that guy literally just took posts from an askreddit thread, made them into a list, and pawned it off as his own. what a dickbag
thread in question
thread in question
This post was edited on 7/28/15 at 9:01 pm
Posted on 7/28/15 at 8:59 pm to More beer please
You can add Ohio to that "spot on" list.
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Ohio is an incredibly average white guy, that's not out of shape but not in good shape either. He has his sports hat on of his favorite Ohio sports team and is drinking good beer but nothing fancy. He has a family and works in an office. He can't stop talking about how much he hates himself, but doesn't leave due to his ties there, and would miss his friends if he left.
This post was edited on 7/28/15 at 9:00 pm
Posted on 7/28/15 at 9:00 pm to LSUAlum2001
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Wisconsin is drinking New Glarus while eating cheese curds, and is probably about 5-6 beers ahead of everyone else.
Sounds about right. Posted on 7/28/15 at 9:00 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
Omg I gotta be edgey and talk shite about something that most people on the OT find interesting and funny, cause I'm so cool.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 9:01 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
I guess if he had the Alabama yell:
RAHL TIDE
..or..
RAMMER JAMMER
...you would good with the list?
RAHL TIDE
..or..
RAMMER JAMMER
...you would good with the list?
Posted on 7/28/15 at 9:01 pm to More beer please
If you find that interesting and funny then you should read more
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