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re: The 50 U.S. individual states if they were actually people in a bar..
Posted on 7/28/15 at 9:02 pm to LSUAlum2001
Posted on 7/28/15 at 9:02 pm to LSUAlum2001
OH YEA BAW
I'm proud of that rammer jammer like you're proud of them there sazeracs and abitas woo buddy
I'm proud of that rammer jammer like you're proud of them there sazeracs and abitas woo buddy
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Posted on 7/28/15 at 9:03 pm to LSUAlum2001
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Alabama is a 5'5, middle aged, pretentious white male with a BMI of 35, diabetes and periodontal disease, sniffling and throwing back his 4th natural light. Shivering, he wipes his teary eyes on his white stained crimson tide fleece jacket passed down to him from his favorite uncle Jimmy. The bartender turns to him and asks "Son, Are you okay? Can I get you anything?". "Just give me a second", he solemnly replies. Just at that moment, a replay of the infamous 2013 Iron Bowl Auburn victory over Alabama plays on ESPN Classic. His face turns beet red, and, shaking violently, he turns to the bartender and exclaims...."NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"
Later that night, after polishing his Bear Bryant shrine with his tears and father's handkerchief, he heads over to his sister's room. "I need some relief he tells her." She asks him to lock the door and make sure not to wake up mom and dad. He giggles and quietly closes the door, inching towards her hello kitty bedroom set.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 9:03 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
What about the Running of the Gumps?
..during Alabama fan day?
..during Alabama fan day?
Posted on 7/28/15 at 9:03 pm to hi2ulol
4 out of 4 has sure been tough on you hasn't it
Posted on 7/28/15 at 9:04 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
I do. My closest friends are from the states I listed and the list fits them.
But yeah, good jab about my lack of intelligence.
But yeah, good jab about my lack of intelligence.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 9:04 pm to LSUAlum2001
I came in third last year. My paw hit me with a sweep cag and ended taking 1st
Posted on 7/28/15 at 9:06 pm to TH03
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that guy literally just took posts from an askreddit thread, made them into a list, and pawned it off as his own. what a dickbag
That's what made it actually decent. The people who posted on the thread were either from that state or were familiar with it so the stereotypes are pretty accurate. He says at the beginning that's it from reddit so he's not trying to take credit for it. Way to be a bitter dick as always though
Posted on 7/28/15 at 9:06 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
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Riseupfromtherubble
Hey shite bird improve your attitude and you might actually get some pussy some day.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 9:07 pm to LSUAlum2001
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Washington is a pale girl, very quiet and reluctant to be friendly to anyone except Oregon. She has glasses and a couple books, and isn't drinking because she's enjoying a cup of coffee she got from her favorite place on the way here. She loves hiking with her boyfriend and watching indie movies and documentaries on Netflix. She suddenly yells at New Jersey for throwing a napkin on the floor and not in the correct recycling bin.
Spot on.
This post was edited on 7/28/15 at 9:08 pm
Posted on 7/28/15 at 9:27 pm to LSUAlum2001
Arizona is perfect
Posted on 7/28/15 at 9:45 pm to LSUAlum2001
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They should have said: Hurricanes, Handgrenades, or Big arse beer.
Given the quantity of brown liquor and light beer consumed in this state, I'd say you're both wrong.
Bourbon neat or a mint julep. Keep the light beer for the high school parties.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 9:52 pm to northshorebamaman
And New Jersey says STFU up
Posted on 7/28/15 at 9:56 pm to hi2ulol
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Alabama is a 5'5
So about 3 inches taller than the average male in south Louisiana
Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:00 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
Both NC and SC are pretty accurate as well. Lol
Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:13 pm to WhoDatNC
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Oregon is the hipster drinking the eclectic craft microbrew that nobody's even heard of.
Meh....the state isn't just hipsters and I promise someone locally has heard of the beer.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:14 pm to LSUAlum2001
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Pennsylvania is a cheery, pretty brunette girl with blue eyes, dressed fairly preppy. She's drinking Yuengling and making out with a handful of other states.
This must be some part other than near Philly or Pitts.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:15 pm to LSUAlum2001
Mates, LA is so true - everybody in the Midwest is amazed at my propensity for sneaking drinks out of the bar and casually enjoying on the way to the next destination. When I was still single it seemed like the young women were turned on by my "bold" actions 
This post was edited on 7/28/15 at 10:16 pm
Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:17 pm to Hammertime
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I don't know a single person who drinks Sazeracs regularly. Dick move really
You just found one.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:23 pm to jdd48
Make that 2. Who doesn't like Sazerac's
This post was edited on 7/28/15 at 10:23 pm
Posted on 7/28/15 at 11:52 pm to More beer please
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Omg I gotta be edgey and talk shite about something that most people on the OT find interesting and funny, cause I'm so cool.
That blogger literally took a reddit thread and made a blog about it. Does anyone even try anymore?
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