Rules to live by: OT Style

if Stout was here you know what Rule #2 would be

but I'm much too nice a guy to post it

If you question yourself about hitting the submit button, It's probably better if you don't.

1. Never frick fat chicks
2. Never be poor
3. Everything is trashy, so don't do it
4. Cargo shorts are the devil's clothes
5. The rest can be found with TD premium sub

Always agree with what all the other idiots on here say. Especially when discussing how trashy it is for people to be "sheep" and follow the masses

Always take the loop.

Good start. I'll add:

1. DGAF
2. Listen to her actions, not her words
3. No pity on the past, no shame in the present, no fear of the future
4. Act now
5. Learn from or laugh about every situation
6. Most people are idiots, and that is okay, they mean well
7. A bourbon and smoke keep everything in perspective
8. frick duke

ETA: I just saw the OT style, in that case:
1. Don't be trashy
2. frick Alabama

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Rules to live by: OT Style

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1. Hookers and blow solves all the world problems

As a child I was taught work hard and treat people how you want to be treated, you succeed in life. What a line of bullshite

Work smart and step on as many toes as possible to get where you want to be. frick everybody else

There ain't no shame in fricking a fat chick. We've all done it. Just don't brag about it afterwards.

#?. Don't mention cocaine.Unless you got some.