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re: Comment a story about how life has taught you a life lesson the hard way.

Posted on 4/8/15 at 12:15 pm to
Posted by BayouBlue386
53298 posts
Member since Mar 2015
764 posts
Posted on 4/8/15 at 12:15 pm to
quote:

No matter what a stripper says, she ain't leaving with you at the end of her shift.


There is a science to bagging strippers.

Weed out the coke heads unless you're a coke dealer.

Shave your head.

Talk to her when she isn't dancing.

Ask her to breakfast early one night.



As for what life has taught me, only fight people who are drunker than you. Learn to hold your liquor. A single good woman is worth a thousand whores. Learn to appreciate the beauty all around you.

As for a shitty lesson, if you get a highly soecialized degree which allows you to run a research lab at a university. If it tuens out after 4 months you hate everything about it, you're gonna have to deal with making shite for a while.
Posted by schexyoung
Deaf Valley
Member since May 2008
6535 posts
Posted on 4/8/15 at 12:15 pm to
quote:

espite the raise because of the new wages putting you into a higher tax bracket.


You don't understand how the tax brackets work.
Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
28039 posts
Posted on 4/8/15 at 12:17 pm to
quote:

One of the first 5 things a father should teach his son.

He taught it. I just never learned it. Some lessons you have to learn the hard way.
This post was edited on 4/8/15 at 12:17 pm
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61441 posts
Posted on 4/8/15 at 12:17 pm to
I was about to say the same
Posted by Phil0ndeeez
Houston
Member since Apr 2013
1387 posts
Posted on 4/8/15 at 12:20 pm to
KP is full of life lessons
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 4/8/15 at 12:26 pm to
two lessons learned the hard way.

1. don't get yourself into too much debt. especially credit cards

2. Never trust a woman. Especially one who tells you she is divorced. Make her show you the papers before you bang her.
Posted by BrotherEsau
Member since Aug 2011
3504 posts
Posted on 4/8/15 at 12:34 pm to
It can all go to complete shite in a split second.

Applies to just about everything.
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 4/8/15 at 12:35 pm to
Don't be an alcoholic
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
261677 posts
Posted on 4/8/15 at 12:37 pm to
Women aren't always honest about their current relationship situation. Usually too late by the time you realize this.
Posted by 12Buck
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2005
592 posts
Posted on 4/8/15 at 12:41 pm to
quote:

You don't understand how the tax brackets work.


This.

It amazes me how many people just don't get how this works.
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18503 posts
Posted on 4/8/15 at 12:48 pm to
Don't sleep with the hired help...
Posted by Tooncesridesagain
Member since Jan 2015
615 posts
Posted on 4/8/15 at 12:53 pm to
Never be the first one to buy a round of shots in a group of 4 or more. You will never, and I mean never, have the favor returned by everyone else in the group.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103171 posts
Posted on 4/8/15 at 1:22 pm to
whistled at a construction worker….brick through the windshield and several profanities in spanish.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 4/8/15 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

Won't go into the story but here are the lessons:

Lord loves a workin' man

Don't trust whitey

See a doctor and get rid of it.



Beware of defective cans.
Posted by Sheep
Neither here nor there
Member since Jun 2007
19534 posts
Posted on 4/8/15 at 1:44 pm to
quote:

Comment a story about how life has taught you a life lesson the hard way


I'm not getting into the story - but "you can't make a ho a housewife."
Posted by CroakaBait
Gulf Coast of the Land Mass
Member since Nov 2013
3978 posts
Posted on 4/8/15 at 1:58 pm to
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134887 posts
Posted on 4/8/15 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

Beware of defective cans.


This dude gets it
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
17032 posts
Posted on 4/8/15 at 2:09 pm to
quote:

Don't stick your dick in crazy



So you have the ghey? All females are crazy
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21587 posts
Posted on 4/8/15 at 2:19 pm to
Do not try to fool with the IRS.

They will win.

It will hurt.
Posted by CroakaBait
Gulf Coast of the Land Mass
Member since Nov 2013
3978 posts
Posted on 4/8/15 at 2:21 pm to
quote:

So you have the ghey? All females are crazy

Some are more obviously/noticeably crazy from the onset.
This post was edited on 4/8/15 at 2:24 pm
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