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Explorer Interrupts Mating Tortoises, Slowest Chase Ever Ensues (NatGeo)
Posted on 3/23/15 at 11:39 am
Posted on 3/23/15 at 11:39 am
Posted on 3/23/15 at 11:41 am to SlowFlowPro
I wish they would dub that song
"Move bitch, get out da way!"
Over that.....
"Move bitch, get out da way!"
Over that.....
Posted on 3/23/15 at 11:44 am to SlowFlowPro
Turtle had a "eat shite and die" look in his eye.
Posted on 3/23/15 at 11:55 am to SlowFlowPro
And now I am watching animal attack video for the next 5 hours.
Posted on 3/23/15 at 12:05 pm to SlowFlowPro
i really wish the tortoise would have caught him
Posted on 3/23/15 at 2:07 pm to SlowFlowPro
"Don't move!"
"Don't move my arse!"
"Don't move my arse!"
Posted on 3/23/15 at 2:16 pm to SlowFlowPro
The fricked up part about this is that by the time the tortoise makes it back to his lady, the mating season is over. What a cock block...
Posted on 3/23/15 at 2:32 pm to SlowFlowPro
Wish that tortoise would have gotten him lol
Posted on 3/23/15 at 2:52 pm to SlowFlowPro
One commenter:
Should have lured him way out and then ran back to the female turtle and started acting like you were humping her. That male turtle would probably stand on his hind legs and ran faster at you.
Should have lured him way out and then ran back to the female turtle and started acting like you were humping her. That male turtle would probably stand on his hind legs and ran faster at you.
Posted on 3/23/15 at 2:56 pm to SlowFlowPro
"Don't move... Don't move"
Didn't know whether he was talking to the camera man or reading the tortoise's mind as it was finishing.
Didn't know whether he was talking to the camera man or reading the tortoise's mind as it was finishing.
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