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Livingston Parish: Final Bastion of Culture in LA - what's not to like?
Posted on 3/17/15 at 4:42 pm
Posted on 3/17/15 at 4:42 pm
Looking at Livingston Parish objectively, it trumps all other parishes in terms of culture, livability and the American way.
The people there stand tall and are proud of who they are despite Louisiana seemingly collapsing around them on every side. In a land turning blue, they are a shining red light.
Nothing is out of reach from this parish. The city of Baton Rouge, though derelict and brimming with slipshod hooligans remiss of common decency, is but a stone's throw away. Fun can be had at the fabulous and slightly precarious Perkin's Rowe. Movies can be watched. Books read. Pizza eaten. Malls are there for the mere enjoyment of their existence.
New Orleans? No problem, just hope in the ole' Chevy and skit-skat on down there for a nice family venture. Want your car stolen for kicks? Hammond is right around the corner. Want to feel important and get a taste of what it means to be a yuppy…live the high life, Prairieville is as the crow flies.
Livingston Parish is safe. They take care of their own. They watch each other’s backs. They share in neighborly apple pie. Exchange cheese cake on Sundays. In comparison, the lands surrounding this great parish are simply filled with a hazardous cesspool of evil doers reveling in a cacophonous boom of immorality.
They are patriots. They love this county, not as it is, but as it SHOULD BE. Free.
And finally, without Livingston Parish, Louisiana school scores would drop across the board. We should all the thankful for that. In summation, Livingston Parish is the greatest parish in Louisiana.
What’s not to like?
TL;DR – Livingston Parish >>> All of the Parishes
The people there stand tall and are proud of who they are despite Louisiana seemingly collapsing around them on every side. In a land turning blue, they are a shining red light.
Nothing is out of reach from this parish. The city of Baton Rouge, though derelict and brimming with slipshod hooligans remiss of common decency, is but a stone's throw away. Fun can be had at the fabulous and slightly precarious Perkin's Rowe. Movies can be watched. Books read. Pizza eaten. Malls are there for the mere enjoyment of their existence.
New Orleans? No problem, just hope in the ole' Chevy and skit-skat on down there for a nice family venture. Want your car stolen for kicks? Hammond is right around the corner. Want to feel important and get a taste of what it means to be a yuppy…live the high life, Prairieville is as the crow flies.
Livingston Parish is safe. They take care of their own. They watch each other’s backs. They share in neighborly apple pie. Exchange cheese cake on Sundays. In comparison, the lands surrounding this great parish are simply filled with a hazardous cesspool of evil doers reveling in a cacophonous boom of immorality.
They are patriots. They love this county, not as it is, but as it SHOULD BE. Free.
And finally, without Livingston Parish, Louisiana school scores would drop across the board. We should all the thankful for that. In summation, Livingston Parish is the greatest parish in Louisiana.
What’s not to like?
TL;DR – Livingston Parish >>> All of the Parishes
This post was edited on 3/17/15 at 6:54 pm
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Posted on 3/17/15 at 4:46 pm to theunknownknight
Posted on 3/17/15 at 4:47 pm to theunknownknight
IN DIS BISH 
Posted on 3/17/15 at 4:48 pm to theunknownknight
the bullet
Posted on 3/17/15 at 4:49 pm to theunknownknight
Get outta here
Posted on 3/17/15 at 4:51 pm to theunknownknight
quote:you mean teeming with miscreant ruffians
the city of Baton Rouge, though derelict and brimming with slipshod hooligans
Posted on 3/17/15 at 4:51 pm to theunknownknight
As always, have a downvote.
Posted on 3/17/15 at 4:51 pm to theunknownknight
What's not to like?
The fricked up parish roads that haven't been touched in years because the council is full of POSes
The fricked up parish roads that haven't been touched in years because the council is full of POSes
Posted on 3/17/15 at 4:55 pm to theunknownknight
Baker Buffs 35
DS Y Jackets 7
Never forget.
DS Y Jackets 7
Never forget.
Posted on 3/17/15 at 5:00 pm to theunknownknight
Do you even lafourche parish bro?
Posted on 3/17/15 at 5:07 pm to theunknownknight
quote:
neighborly apple pie
Code word for meth.
quote:
without Livingston Parish, Louisiana school scores would drop across the board.
I know plenty of people from that area, and I only find a few of them above average intelligence. It's just a fewer number of crappy scores that brings their average test scores up. If we removed the scores from North Baton Rouge schools......
Example:
EBR 1 + 2 + 2 + 7 + 13 averages to 5
LP 4 + 4 + 5 + 6 + 6 also averages to 5
This post was edited on 3/17/15 at 5:08 pm
Posted on 3/17/15 at 5:18 pm to theunknownknight
Truly, if only Walter White knew of the fine environment the LP can provide, he may yet be alive and sporting stylish purple and gold camouflage.
Posted on 3/17/15 at 5:32 pm to theunknownknight
Upvote 
Posted on 3/17/15 at 5:50 pm to theunknownknight
Best Meth in the lower 48...
Posted on 3/17/15 at 6:10 pm to theunknownknight
Thread of the year
Posted on 3/17/15 at 6:21 pm to theunknownknight
St Tammany rules, here's why:
it's because the st tammany is better. we throw a better party than you, we are more polite than you, we have hotter chicks than you, our food is better than yours, we win hard on the reg and you don't, we have respect for the finer things, we are smarter than you, believe it or not, we're actually much more cultured than you.
news flash fish hook brimmed denham springs moron, we've been on tour. we just did it off of our parents money when we were attending college on our parents' dime. now we're all rich, important and play golf and go to the beach with our hot fricking trophey wife while you people tour really nice places like hammond, gonzales and central. sorry man, that was soooo 1999 for us. but keep making yourself feel better by telling us we're a bunch of frat spoiled losers. in all reality, you're the loser
i'll think about you on the 18th green over looking the ocean before i go and drink a fricking $15 girly drink and lick my fake titted wives a-hole.
it's because the st tammany is better. we throw a better party than you, we are more polite than you, we have hotter chicks than you, our food is better than yours, we win hard on the reg and you don't, we have respect for the finer things, we are smarter than you, believe it or not, we're actually much more cultured than you.
news flash fish hook brimmed denham springs moron, we've been on tour. we just did it off of our parents money when we were attending college on our parents' dime. now we're all rich, important and play golf and go to the beach with our hot fricking trophey wife while you people tour really nice places like hammond, gonzales and central. sorry man, that was soooo 1999 for us. but keep making yourself feel better by telling us we're a bunch of frat spoiled losers. in all reality, you're the loser
i'll think about you on the 18th green over looking the ocean before i go and drink a fricking $15 girly drink and lick my fake titted wives a-hole.
This post was edited on 3/17/15 at 6:22 pm
Posted on 3/17/15 at 6:23 pm to theunknownknight
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theunknownknight
Trying to out-troll the Katrina guy huh
Posted on 3/17/15 at 7:27 pm to theunknownknight
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They are patriots. They love this county, not as it is, but as it SHOULD BE. Free.
That statement pretty much tells you what's wrong with it.
"As it should be" "Free" "We're the Patriots" usually mean freedom to own a gun and to impose theocracy....freedom as long as you agree with us.
Let me ask you this...where can all of the LIvingston Parish citizens get a job IN Livingston Parish.
How well does the fine parish really take care of its own?
This post was edited on 3/17/15 at 7:28 pm
Posted on 3/17/15 at 7:29 pm to theunknownknight
I don't think you know what objectively means.
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