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re: Three armed men invade your home at 2am. What do you do?

Posted on 2/25/15 at 7:38 am to
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 7:38 am to
quote:

Added a 5th point. They all come in from different points of entry


Go to furthest position of entry in house from family. Shoot before they enter to draw fire away from family.
Posted by Pat Farris
Member since Nov 2014
124 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 7:39 am to
Jump on the internet an post a WWOTD thread. If all goes well maybe follow up with a WYHI thread or WOWYHI thread.

I'd throw my wife at them as a distraction and grab my two kids and get the hell out of there.
Posted by Pat Farris
Member since Nov 2014
124 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 7:39 am to
delete - duplicate
This post was edited on 2/25/15 at 7:40 am
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 7:40 am to
16 in the clip and one in the hole
Tigerlee about to makes some bodies turn cold
They started dropping and yelling but it's a tad bit late TLEE and his 9 bout to regulate.


To answer your question I would regulate those fools.
Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
9999 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 7:41 am to
Put wife and kids in one room, have wife call 911. Turn on every light I can in the unoccupied rooms. Set the home security system off so the siren alarms and it calls the police (just in case wife gets a stupid 911 dispatcher). Hope that the alarm is enough to scare them away. Have shotgun in one hand and pistol in the other & wait to lay waste to any motherfricker stupid enough to enter my house.
Posted by Tiger in NY
Neptune Beach, FL
Member since Sep 2003
30388 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 7:41 am to
How many? Because if I see even 1 three armed man I freak out.
Posted by markasaurus
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
2996 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 7:42 am to
Pretty sure snowden said tiger droppings was one of the 9 search engines nsa's web scans. Great movie by the way
This post was edited on 2/25/15 at 7:43 am
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166500 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 7:42 am to
Grab pistol in bedroom, run across house to get to kids rooms, have another pistol there.

Dunno from there, may try to get kids out of house, could hide in closet and wait for cops
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67497 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 7:42 am to
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Shoot them

As in emptying my clips and reloading...repeat as necessary.
Posted by Macintosh504
Leveraging Salaries University
Member since Sep 2011
52677 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 7:43 am to
Jump out a window and run
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57437 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 7:43 am to
quote:

Put wife and kids in one room, have wife call 911. Turn on every light I can in the unoccupied rooms. Set the home security system off so the siren alarms and it calls the police (just in case wife gets a stupid 911 dispatcher). Hope that the alarm is enough to scare them away. Have shotgun in one hand and pistol in the other & wait to lay waste to any motherfricker stupid enough to enter my house.


That would take more than 30 seconds if you are being woken up out of a deep sleep at 2am - not to mention how long it would take to wake up the wife and get her to clearly understand what was happening.

That process alone would take at least 15 seconds I would think.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35459 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 7:44 am to
quote:

16 in the clip and one in the hole
Tigerlee about to makes some bodies turn cold
They started dropping and yelling but it's a tad bit late TLEE and his 9 bout to regulate.


To answer your question I would regulate those fools.



Is listening to Warren g your first step towards turning in your white robe?
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37835 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 7:44 am to
By the way this exact senecio happened to my elderly aunt. She heard them trying to get thru her bedroom window. Walked to the kitchen and called the cops. Cop got there about 5 minutes later and they walk back to here bedroom, kinda assuming they are gone. One jumps out of the closet and has a shoot out with the cop, one jumps out from under the bed and goes back out the window. Cop hits the shooter who goes back out the window. 3 bad guys get away, to be caught later. Cop dies right there in her room. Bad deal
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17537 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 7:44 am to
Hear that? It's my 1911 welcoming them.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47537 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 7:45 am to
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What's your plan of action?


rugby tackle each one and beat them like they are Ronda Rousey.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57437 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 7:45 am to
quote:

Jump out a window and run


Leaving wife and kids to die



Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65880 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 7:46 am to
This sure smells like a closet gay marry, frick, or kill thread.

I have the following, private security in the 'hood, an access restricted neighborhood, a dog which should be named DEW, a self-contained alarm with a battery and cell back-up, weapons close at hand. I have a secure space too where they won't be able to dislodge me and I can see them without them knowing that.

I'll be alright.

Could something happen at my place? Sure. But it won't.
Posted by Macintosh504
Leveraging Salaries University
Member since Sep 2011
52677 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 7:46 am to
Not my fault. Darwinism at its finest/ natural selection
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 7:47 am to
We heard it at get together.

G funk I think is what it was labeled as.
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
13612 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 7:47 am to
Grab AR with extra mag (mounted overhead in my closet) & Glock 19 (bedside table). Wake up GF and tell her to do what we've practiced for, which is position her behind bed in back corner of bedroom with shotgun aimed at the door and tell her to get on speaker phone with 911. Walk out of bedroom and lock door and get on a knee in the hallway right outside of room. There is one hallway that gets to my bedroom and Im at the end of it so I just sit and wait. Instruct GF to shoot anyone that comes through door besides me.
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