re: Sell me this pen

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Sell me this pen

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Me: You want me to sell you this pen?
Schmuck: Yes.
Me: I can't sell you this pen unless it's mine. Are you giving me this pen?
Schmuck: Yes. Try to sell it to me.
Me: Thank you for the pen [puts in jacket pocket].
Schmuck: You don't get it, you have to sell me the pen.
Me: No I don't. You said it's mine. I like it. It's a really nice pen.
[Schmuck pissed that you won't sell him pen. He really wants that pen.]
[Interview Concludes after more dumbshit questions from Schmuck]

[Write thank you note to Schmuck using pen. Thank him for interview and very nice pen. Mention that you used it to write thank you note]

[Schmuck is now really peeved. He'd do anything to get that pen.]

[Send rehabilitated drug addict to Schmuck's house with pen and a box exactly like it. Have him read off some schpiel about how he's trying to get his life turned around selling pens for $5 and show Schmuck a list of all of his neighbors buying same kind of pen. Schmuck is impressed, knows he's been got, and buys pen. Drug addict gets crack. You get job].

[Show up day one and compliment Schmuck on pen. Tell him its just like the one he gave you. Show him pen he gave you.]

[Schmuck realizes he hired you even though you didn't sell him "the pen" but rather one like it for ridiculous markup.]

[You own Schmuck's balls forever. When you get promoted...fire his dumbass].

Yes agreed.

Je suis Charlie. Si vous ne soutenez pas le terrorisme, acheter ce stylo.

You need this pen to sign your offer letter to become an Operator here.

It was Jon Voight's pen previously...

"Boom, supply and demand"