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Mr. Kreft was arrested after attempting to blow a horse
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:12 am
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:12 am
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A Wausau man accused of performing a sex act with a horse has been charged in Marathon County with bestiality.
Jared Kreft, 30, was charged with sexual gratification with an animal sex organ, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana as a repeat offender and bail jumping, according to court records.
On Wednesday, Marathon County sheriff's deputies were sent to a barn in the town of Wausau, where they found Kreft near a horse, according to court documents. Kreft was wearing a face mask, black jacket and blue wind pants with holes cut in the groin and buttocks areas, according to court documents.
He told deputies after he was arrested that he went to the barn and performed oral sex on the horse and tried to arouse the horse with his hand, according to court documents. He said he had viewed "horse pornography" before the incident.
Deputies also found a blue and red glass pipe often used for smoking marijuana and a jar of petroleum jelly.
When they searched his apartment in the city of Wausau, a detective found a small amount of marijuana, according to court documents.
Kreft was ordered held on a $2,000 cash bond and ordered to have no contact with the residence where the crime occurred.
It was unclear from court documents who owned the barn and horse. Requests for comment from the prosecutor and the Marathon County Sheriff's Department were not immediately returned.
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:13 am to arseinclarse
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Kreft was wearing a face mask, black jacket and blue wind pants with holes cut in the groin and buttocks areas
"i'm not randy"
"i'm not lahey"
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:13 am to arseinclarse
Mr Hands died from this. No one can take a horse dick and live.
except Paige of course.
except Paige of course.
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:14 am to arseinclarse
Should have let the guy go through with it. Probably would have killed him and not wasted the courts time.
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:15 am to arseinclarse
no cruelty to animals charge
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:23 am to arseinclarse
See, kids. Smoking marijuana will make you suck a horse dick.
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:24 am to arseinclarse
I bet Mr.kreft will get raped by the horses when the jail sends him to do his manual labor hopefully at the prison rodeo or something. I could see the male horses running train on that sic fuq. Hey ed that him?
Ed: yep that's him eeeeeehawwwww
Ed: yep that's him eeeeeehawwwww
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:25 am to arseinclarse
It's how Packer fans celebrate
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:30 am to arseinclarse
What the frick are wind pants?
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:35 am to arseinclarse
No difference between that and being a queer. I think the courts should let him marry the horse.
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:40 am to Reames239
Yeah, I've never heard of wind pants. I googled and they have a strange resemblance to sweat pants.
Was this change in terminology really necessary?
Was this change in terminology really necessary?
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:46 am to UL-SabanRival
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Yeah, I've never heard of wind pants. I googled and they have a strange resemblance to sweat pants.
Was this change in terminology really necessary?
This is either the weirdest troll ive ever seen or one of the most inexplicable mental blind spots in human history.
Posted on 12/22/14 at 11:54 am to UL-SabanRival
I have always called the basketball style, non cloth material windpants.
Sweatpants were cloth.
I didn't explain that worth shite.
Sweatpants were cloth.
I didn't explain that worth shite.
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