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Posted on 12/12/14 at 10:17 pm to theantiquetiger
I've been with my wife for 20 years.
Don't get her anything. She isn't leaving you.
When you fall for the ole' "Don't get me anything" trick once….and you cave and get her something she's going to do it all the time.
She said she didn't want anything, so that's what she should get. If she wanted a present she should speak up. That's what grown ups do…not play some silly "don't get me anything, but I'm going to be mad if you don't" game.
You're no mind reader, and if you allow her to make you feel guilty for your lack of psychic abilities then you deserve the hell she's going to give you.
Always keep your pimp hand strong, son.
Don't get her anything. She isn't leaving you.
When you fall for the ole' "Don't get me anything" trick once….and you cave and get her something she's going to do it all the time.
She said she didn't want anything, so that's what she should get. If she wanted a present she should speak up. That's what grown ups do…not play some silly "don't get me anything, but I'm going to be mad if you don't" game.
You're no mind reader, and if you allow her to make you feel guilty for your lack of psychic abilities then you deserve the hell she's going to give you.
Always keep your pimp hand strong, son.
Posted on 12/12/14 at 10:51 pm to KyleOrtonsMustache
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Always keep your pimp hand strong, son.
Claim for sig quote
Posted on 12/12/14 at 10:55 pm to KyleOrtonsMustache
It can be fixed. Your not as f'ed as you think but you always have dot get something no matter how small it is.
Posted on 12/12/14 at 11:04 pm to theantiquetiger
This is a retarded thread, you guys don't care after 12 years and your lack of a gift proves that
Posted on 12/12/14 at 11:07 pm to detmut
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first mistake was getting married period.
Posted on 12/12/14 at 11:10 pm to theantiquetiger
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Today is my 12th anniversary.
Get her the film "12 years a slave".
Posted on 12/12/14 at 11:12 pm to theantiquetiger
Go lick her butthole. Bitches love that shite.
Posted on 12/12/14 at 11:12 pm to LSU1NSEC
quote:No, it's more like women are fricking crazy and play childish fricking games and we'll never figure them out. So, you just shrug it off and ignore bullshite like this.
so... marriage is basically "buy me something or I'll make your life hell"
Like someone else said, just repeat what they said. "You said not to buy you anything. I did what you asked. Now STFU."
Posted on 12/12/14 at 11:12 pm to theantiquetiger
Time to put a bow on your manhood and slip into bed and whisper "and you thought I didn't get you anything for our anniversary"
Posted on 12/12/14 at 11:13 pm to Real Pirate
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Go lick her butthole. Bitches love that shite.
Nah, only porn stars
Posted on 12/12/14 at 11:14 pm to KyleOrtonsMustache
quote:This is a wise man. Listen to him.
I've been with my wife for 20 years.
Don't get her anything. She isn't leaving you.
When you fall for the ole' "Don't get me anything" trick once….and you cave and get her something she's going to do it all the time.
She said she didn't want anything, so that's what she should get. If she wanted a present she should speak up. That's what grown ups do…not play some silly "don't get me anything, but I'm going to be mad if you don't" game.
You're no mind reader, and if you allow her to make you feel guilty for your lack of psychic abilities then you deserve the hell she's going to give you.
Always keep your pimp hand strong, son.
Posted on 12/12/14 at 11:28 pm to theantiquetiger
Dude she's already married to you! frick em Women suck how have you not figured this out yet?
Posted on 12/12/14 at 11:35 pm to theantiquetiger
Balvenie ....can't spell it, don't deserve it. All kidding aside, a great bottle
Posted on 12/12/14 at 11:42 pm to RollTheRock
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My wife probably would divorce me if I bought her $200 gold earrings for Christmas
$200 for a pair of small loop 14k gold earrings is norm (about the going price). They are not so 4" dia hood rat loop earrings, they are about 3/4" in dia
Posted on 12/12/14 at 11:45 pm to theantiquetiger
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My wife said all week not to get her anything (we just got back from Disney, spent money on Christmas, 2 kids, etc).
You didn't screw up...the fallout just depends on what type you married. Reasonable (yeah I know...highly unlikely as she's a woman and all) or unreasonable. Given the situation you explained, a reasonable woman would have meant what she said. Hopefully the bottle of scotch was simply an "I love you and I appeciate all that you do" gesture.
Posted on 12/13/14 at 12:37 am to theantiquetiger
Let me get this straight
You are sitting with a present in hand and you are worried about screwing up an Anniversary.
1. Place box containing the earrings under her pillow
2. Act casual, but slightly coy.
3. Do not fall into the fight trap.
4. Let her find the gift on her own.
5. Buy matching bracelet as x-mas present.
6. ?????
7. Profit.
I always have an extra piece of jewelry hidden in the car for those "Oh, this is the anniversary of our first (date/kiss/liaison, etc. - all those little things I just don't track). Boy Scout Motto - Be Prepared.
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I bought her $200 gold earrings
You are sitting with a present in hand and you are worried about screwing up an Anniversary.
1. Place box containing the earrings under her pillow
2. Act casual, but slightly coy.
3. Do not fall into the fight trap.
4. Let her find the gift on her own.
5. Buy matching bracelet as x-mas present.
6. ?????
7. Profit.
I always have an extra piece of jewelry hidden in the car for those "Oh, this is the anniversary of our first (date/kiss/liaison, etc. - all those little things I just don't track). Boy Scout Motto - Be Prepared.
Posted on 12/13/14 at 12:43 am to theantiquetiger
Posted on 12/13/14 at 12:50 am to Reames239
quote:If I've learned anything after 30 years of marriage it is this.
We all know that "I don't want anything" means get me something.
Posted on 12/13/14 at 12:51 am to theantiquetiger
YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET A CARD?????!!!!!
Seriously...not even a card?
I'm a HUGE card person. My husband knows this. We went on vacation for our 2 year anniversary so that was our gift to each other. But I still got him a card(I mean..they are only like 3 bucks, spent 30 minutes searching for just the right one as well). I hand him the card, nothing back and he says "wait, but the trip is our gift to each other"
Lesson.....ALWAYS get a card.
Seriously...not even a card?
I'm a HUGE card person. My husband knows this. We went on vacation for our 2 year anniversary so that was our gift to each other. But I still got him a card(I mean..they are only like 3 bucks, spent 30 minutes searching for just the right one as well). I hand him the card, nothing back and he says "wait, but the trip is our gift to each other"
Lesson.....ALWAYS get a card.
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