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Question about carpet and drapes
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:42 pm
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:42 pm
So I met this girl who is of a certain religion that doesn't allow makeup and wears some longer than normal skirts and she has long hair, like crystal gail long, so can they trim the carpet or should I expect a full on afro down there?
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Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:43 pm to Loanshark
She's pentecostal. you won't see the carpet until/unless you marry her.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:44 pm to Loanshark
it doesn't matter, you wont be seeing her naked.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:44 pm to Loanshark
They're not allowed to trim down there, but they ARE allowed to bleach their assholes. So there's that.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:45 pm to Loanshark
Your probably going to notice a smell when you lift the drapes as well.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:45 pm to Loanshark
BUSH!!!!!
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:46 pm to jflsufan
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Your probably going to notice a smell when you lift the drapes as well
Not sure you know what "drapes" are in this saying.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:48 pm to Loanshark
It'll look much like ole Don's hair.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:48 pm to h0bnail
PENTECOSTAL women are some of the freakiest women out there!
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:50 pm to h0bnail
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Not sure you know what "drapes" are in this saying.
That long skirt.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:52 pm to Loanshark
Dated a Pentecostal for a while in college. Don't let the long hair and long skirts fool you. She was a little hoe
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:52 pm to Loanshark
Doesn't matter, you won't see it.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:52 pm to Loanshark
Buckwheat in a scissors lock.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 2:08 pm to LucasP
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They're not allowed to trim down there, but they ARE allowed to bleach their assholes. So there's that.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 2:09 pm to Loanshark
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like crystal gail long
*Crystal Gayle
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should I expect a full on afro down there?
Depends on the girl - some of those Pentecostal girls get around - if you know what I mean...
Posted on 11/6/14 at 2:16 pm to Motorboat
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Posted by Motorboat She's pentecostal. you won't see the carpet until/unless you marry her.
bullshite. Extremely religious parents normally end up raising a virulent strain of super slut.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 2:18 pm to Loanshark
If you're interested in Pentecostal girls go for the Pastor's daughter. I did - just sayin'. 
Posted on 11/6/14 at 2:30 pm to Loanshark
Posted on 11/6/14 at 2:45 pm to Loanshark
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