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Guy dressed as wolverine (halloween costume) cuts weener off.
Posted on 11/5/14 at 7:17 pm
Posted on 11/5/14 at 7:17 pm
“I’ve been suffering with worms these last few days. They’ve been driving me crazy. I had some Ovex before I came out but as I was dancing to Thriller in Brenda’s living room, I totally forgot about my retractable claws. As soon as my arse started twitching, I did what any normal human would do and that was to put my hands down my pants to scratch it. Sadly, I forgot that I had a p**is and I sliced it right off.”
Wolverine’s weener was saved by quick thinking and some frozen veggies.
“Luckily, we’d just come back from Kwik Save with some frozen sprouts so we phoned for an ambulance and put his willy in with the sprouts. They said that they’d try and sew his willy back on which is good news.”
(artist's conceptual photo of victim)
Wolverine’s weener was saved by quick thinking and some frozen veggies.
“Luckily, we’d just come back from Kwik Save with some frozen sprouts so we phoned for an ambulance and put his willy in with the sprouts. They said that they’d try and sew his willy back on which is good news.”
(artist's conceptual photo of victim)
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Posted on 11/5/14 at 7:21 pm to LSU1NSEC
'Murica!!!!!
Roll Damn Tide!!!
I don't know what else to say.....
Roll Damn Tide!!!
I don't know what else to say.....
Posted on 11/5/14 at 7:21 pm to LSU1NSEC
Posted on 11/5/14 at 7:24 pm to LSU1NSEC
The neck beard is legit
Posted on 11/5/14 at 7:28 pm to LSU1NSEC
Is this real or something?
Posted on 11/5/14 at 7:29 pm to LSU1NSEC
How did you beat arse in posting this
Posted on 11/5/14 at 7:34 pm to LSU1NSEC
God I love the internet.
Posted on 11/5/14 at 7:37 pm to LSU1NSEC
It's true what they say... If you don't use it, you lose it.
Posted on 11/5/14 at 7:53 pm to LSU1NSEC
Dude looks more like the blob
Posted on 11/5/14 at 7:56 pm to LSU1NSEC
That is the most cartoonish looking face I've ever seen.
Posted on 11/5/14 at 8:10 pm to LSU1NSEC
1. How do you have Wolverine claws that sharp?
2. Butt worms??
3. How do you go to scratch your butt and slice your penis off? They should be on different sides...
2. Butt worms??
3. How do you go to scratch your butt and slice your penis off? They should be on different sides...
Posted on 11/5/14 at 8:12 pm to LSU1NSEC
How does that guys know if he cut his dick off or not. He hasn't seen it in years. That was probably just a skin tag or something.
Posted on 11/5/14 at 8:16 pm to LSU1NSEC
Wolverine heals really fast. He should be fine
Posted on 11/5/14 at 10:07 pm to LSU1NSEC
Ya....that didn't happen
Posted on 11/5/14 at 10:12 pm to LSU1NSEC
Awesome. I hope the sewing attempt failed. fricker doesn't need progeny.
Posted on 11/5/14 at 11:08 pm to LSU1NSEC
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(artist's conceptual photo of victim)
Posted on 11/5/14 at 11:11 pm to LSU1NSEC
Penises being cut off seems way to common
Posted on 11/5/14 at 11:11 pm to LSU1NSEC
Pro tip: If your claws are sharp enough to cut your dick off, they are too sharp to have at a costume party.
Posted on 11/5/14 at 11:18 pm to LSU1NSEC
Posted on 11/6/14 at 12:06 am to LSU1NSEC
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