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re: Ran from the police the other night. slept in a boat

Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:26 am to
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76332 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:26 am to
Police routinely send out the Fugitive Warrant Task Force for traffic court attachments
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260601 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:27 am to
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Police routinely send out the Fugitive Warrant Task Force for traffic court attachments



Someone posted a video yesterday of a cow making an illegal right turn yesterday and paying the ultimate price.
This post was edited on 9/20/14 at 11:33 am
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167278 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:29 am to
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Police routinely send out the Fugitive Warrant Task Force for traffic court attachments



Yea I know people that have had traffic warrants for years and were only busted when they eventually got pulled over again.
Posted by John McClane
Member since Apr 2010
36693 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:30 am to
I don't believe you
Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
Member since Sep 2012
10510 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:30 am to
Same exact thing happened to me. Probably banging the same girl.
Posted by LT
The City of St. George
Member since May 2008
5151 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:30 am to
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What color was she? 



One would assume a molasses color
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51674 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:33 am to
No wonder your kid stole your mom's car
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
126962 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:34 am to
I can't imagine why a mom would object to her daughter being with you.....
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:36 am to
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unsnap the back corner and climb in and sleep till almost lunch the next day


So cops chasing you and you sleep for 8 hours in 120° heat?
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79692 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:37 am to
Ok, nobody, and I mean NOBODY, gets into the kind of shite you claim to get into.

I think you're just some attention whore making this shite up now.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66945 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:38 am to
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so we went over to her house under the disguise of having dinner


Posted by WoWyHi
Member since Jul 2009
23339 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:38 am to
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Over some real bullshite. long story short, I missed a court date in July on some traffic shite. well ive been talking to my bond guy pretty regular, told him its only $150 to get it reset on the dockit and i just been buying some time because i dont want my new date till next year on it

Well we went back to savannah last weekend. just a family style trip. Her mom, who vaguely knew about my court situation, was acting like she wanted to rejuvenate everybodys relations. just make peace in general. so we went over to her house under the disguise of having dinner and staying the night. well we ate and had beverages and the night got late. about 2am everybodys in bed excepte me and my girl. we're on the back porch when two polices roll up. they literally just pull up and walk straight in the house with flashlights. they ask for me by name and ask to ask me some questions outside. I knew shite was about to get turbo real So as soon as i walk out the front door I go full blown forest gump and truck it hardcore. I get about 5 houses down bust back behind a house and dive in the creek. I swim across and run another few houses down and find a little john boat with a snap on cover on it. i unsnap the back corner and climb in and sleep till almost lunch the next day

When i woke up i walk about 2 miles to wal mart. I had lost my flip flops, ballcap, and my fricking phone during the pursuit. I didnt have any money so sadly i had to go in and snatch up flip flops, a cap, and a soda so i wouldnt look like a unabomber walking around. there was a colored woman on break sitting outside tha t let me use her phone to call for a ride

Thet day i went to the court clerk and got my warrant lifted. i still lost my phone and favorite flip flops in the deal. all because her fricking whore scumbag mom still fells some typa way about me obviously and tried to jam me up. im done trying to be civil with my in laws. heading back to south carolina today and not looking back


tl;dr
chef;dr
GFY


Interesting because I just called around and no one has a record of this story. Once and for all, your BS stories have been proven fake, you wannabe poor man's King.
This post was edited on 9/20/14 at 11:39 am
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:38 am to
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You have a bail bond guy for a traffic ticket?

Fake.


One of the tickets was driving under suspended, dickface

It was suspended for an unpaid ticket from last yr though and its already fixed. so when i go to court theyll most likely drop it
Posted by Wild Thang
YAW YAW Fooball Nation
Member since Jun 2009
44181 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:39 am to
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Ran from the police the other night. slept in a boat


None of that is true
Posted by WoWyHi
Member since Jul 2009
23339 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:40 am to
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Chef Leppard



You're a liar and a pathetic troll on this site. At least guys like Walt, el Gaucho make their stories believable.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26577 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:42 am to
At this point does anyone believe these stories anymore? I admit they are always entertaining but seriously one persons life can't be this screwed up.
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:42 am to
whatever motherfricker. ive proven pretty much everything ive ever posted within reason
Posted by Tigerwaffe
Orlando
Member since Sep 2007
4975 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:43 am to
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her fricking whore scumbag mom

Hooking up with women whose families are alive is never a good idea. Find some broad whose family is all dead or in prison. You gotta think this shite through, chief.
Posted by WoWyHi
Member since Jul 2009
23339 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:44 am to
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whatever motherfricker. ive proven pretty much everything ive ever posted within reason


Yeah because when you run from the police, they just forget about it and don't have any record of it at all. Lying idiot.
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85011 posts
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:47 am to
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ive proven pretty much everything ive ever posted within reason



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