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re: Let's Do Another "Terrible Things You're Willing to Admit" Thread

Posted on 9/15/14 at 5:54 pm to
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 9/15/14 at 5:54 pm to
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possibly, but there is a college here that constantly refreshes the area with young, above-average intelligent girls y'all forget that


Come on. McNeese against any place that brings in women from colleges that blow that out of the water. Houston is close bro.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 9/15/14 at 5:54 pm to
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i don't like talking to my mom but once a week, even though she tries to talk to me everyday. I'm just not that type




I hear ya. I talk to my parents maybe once a month(if even that) on the phone.


And even then our conversations last maybe like 5 minutes.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 9/15/14 at 5:54 pm to
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My hubris enabled me to easily believe that I was persuasive enough to convince any of them that an abortion would be best.

i find abortion morally wrong, plus i live in the bible belt. not an option. young SFP > young TTL

Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 9/15/14 at 5:55 pm to
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McNeese against any place that brings in women from colleges that blow that out of the water. Houston is close bro.

whoa

slow your roll. i never said MSU was LSU, but it brings in a new crop of 18 year old girls EVERY year. many of whom are cute at worst
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131250 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 5:55 pm to
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.i worry that i'd be a terrible parent


I realize you're only talking in "hypothetical's" but you do realize this would require you having sex with a member of the opposite gender? -- twice.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47588 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 5:56 pm to
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Would you rather your kid choose to be gay or choose to be a midget?


Smart, gay, midget, that is athletic.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 9/15/14 at 5:56 pm to
reb that joke is so 2000-late
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
84986 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 5:56 pm to
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this is another reason i never had much sex (other than the wasted resources with such a valuable replacement in jacking off)

Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
116089 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 5:56 pm to
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i never said MSU was LSU,


Lol, how about Vanderbilt, Emory or even Georgia?
Posted by vanburenboy
New York
Member since Sep 2014
365 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 5:57 pm to
Crapped in a girls pot of dirty rice dish she was making. Mixed it up and then left.

I saw her a few years back so she was ok, but I still feel bad about that.
This post was edited on 9/15/14 at 6:03 pm
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 9/15/14 at 5:57 pm to
jacking off is usually the superior option to trying to find a valued girl to have sex with

it's my theory of the replacement value of jacking off, and similar philosophies are booming right now
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
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Posted on 9/15/14 at 5:57 pm to
My bad. I'm from 3 different low IQ states.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 9/15/14 at 5:58 pm to
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Lol, how about Vanderbilt, Emory or even Georgia?

UGA would be the only one i'd recruit from, most likely...but then i'd have to live in athens
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 5:58 pm to
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Would you rather your child be super smart or a stud athlete?


You'd have to be a degenerate redneck of the highest order to choose the later.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 5:58 pm to
Athleticism is against my beliefs, but I would try to love them anyway.
Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
20293 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 5:58 pm to
i would ditch my wife if she was severely disfigured.
Posted by Paige
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Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 5:59 pm to
Randy may be smarter than me

But that's ok. Maybe he'll use his
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 5:59 pm to
Cause the op was the lesser one in his family. He's looking for O-T love.
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
84986 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 5:59 pm to
So you think jacking off is superior to actual sex?
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
421526 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 5:59 pm to
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Cause the op was the lesser one in his family.


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