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re: So do skinny guys really suck this bad in bed?

Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:14 pm to
Posted by ThePoo
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Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:14 pm to
Actually you and your logic are wrong
Posted by jg8623
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Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:14 pm to
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I don't care how good you look. If you only last a couple minutes, you're not going to be satisfying anyone.




But you wont be fat
Posted by Powerman
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Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:19 pm to
Right. You'll just have your woman getting strange while you're out of town.
Posted by NawlinsTiger9
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Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:24 pm to
Having a gut means that your belly will stimulate their clitoris in the missionary position.

I don't have much of a belly, so I just inhale and poke it out as far as I can every now and then.

I have no idea what this correlation between size and stamina is attributed to, but I do know that if 7 minutes is a consistent average for sexual intercourse, then men as a whole are failing.
Posted by saint amant steve
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Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:28 pm to
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I guess the skinnier guys can get deeper thrust where the fat asses have that fat pad keeping their thrusts minimal?


I agree. Also, don't underestimate conditioning when it comes to a guy getting off. The greater the frequency of thrusts than the more likely the guy will finish. Depending on the position that you are doing the deed in that shite can become pretty laborious.
Posted by jimbeam
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Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:30 pm to
Biologically speaking, wouldn't the dominant gene be that of finishing faster? Like back before humans really evolved
Posted by Powerman
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Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:33 pm to
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I have no idea what this correlation between size and stamina is attributed to, but I do know that if 7 minutes is a consistent average for sexual intercourse, then men as a whole are failing.


7 minutes is just the average for the fatties

2 minutes is for people with a healthy BMI
Posted by 777Tiger
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Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:33 pm to
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Biologically speaking, wouldn't the dominant gene be that of finishing faster? Like back before humans really evolved




yep, there are a few animals that do it for pleasure but the badasses in the animal world are one pump chumps
Posted by lsu480
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Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:33 pm to
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I have no idea what this correlation between size and stamina is attributed to, but I do know that if 7 minutes is a consistent average for sexual intercourse, then men as a whole are failing.



Its because fat guys have to try harder. For example, would you be more satisfied banging a smoking hot chick for 2 minutes or a fat chick for 7? Girls think the same way and can easily cum in less than 2 minutes if they are turned on.
Posted by Powerman
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Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:33 pm to
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Also, don't underestimate conditioning when it comes to a guy getting off. The greater the frequency of thrusts than the more likely the guy will finish.

But if you're skinny you still have the ability to go at a slow pace. This isn't some outcome based on the ability to go fast.

You'd have to be stupid to think that.
Posted by saint amant steve
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Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:34 pm to
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Biologically speaking, wouldn't the dominant gene be that of finishing faster? Like back before humans really evolved


Good point. Evolution doesn't care about satisfying a woman. All that matters is spreading the seed.
Posted by jimbeam
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Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:34 pm to
Exactly

Idk
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:35 pm to
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Good point. Evolution doesn't care about satisfying a woman. All that matters is spreading the seed.


Most people don't get pregnant from having sex once. It might help if you could get the girl to call you back minute man.
Posted by wheelr
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Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:37 pm to
Fat people are trying everything these days to justify their fatness.

Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:39 pm to
It's a neutral scientific study

I do agree that the whole fat acceptance thing has gotten a little out of hand though. But that's mostly a female thing.

I'm still trying to become a thinner guy despite what studies like this say. I'll probably never be "skinny" but I'll certainly be at a healthier weight.
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:40 pm to
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Scientists say it's more complicated then that. More belly fat, they say, means the man in question is housing more of the female sex hormone estradiol


No thanks. You can keep your female hormones, Powerman
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:41 pm to
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No thanks. You can keep your female hormones, Powerman


You do realize that it was a comparative statement and you also have those hormones?
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
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Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:42 pm to
Comparatively you have more:coco2:
Posted by Broke
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Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:42 pm to
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I'm sure your wife appreciates that


I guess you hadn't heard. But good job insulting the deceased you jackass.
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28174 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:44 pm to
You also can't ignore the fact that women are different.

Some are quick and some aren't. Some need a certain amount of foreplay, some don't. There are some that are position-specific, some aren't.

Gonna play in the bigs, you gotta be able to hit the curve...
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