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re: So do skinny guys really suck this bad in bed?

Posted on 9/12/14 at 5:00 pm to
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
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Posted on 9/12/14 at 5:00 pm to
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Sassy


BOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Methuselah
On da Riva
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Posted on 9/12/14 at 5:01 pm to
Depends on what activities are being grouped under the 2 minute or 7 minute time frame.
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 9/12/14 at 5:01 pm to
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...it gives me the impression that many guys are concerned with cumming as quickly as possible, regardless of their BMI/physique.


That just seems like a stupid approach though

Why not make it last a little bit longer for your own enjoyment?

Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 9/12/14 at 5:02 pm to
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Depends on what activities are being grouped under the 2 minute or 7 minute time frame.


I'm no expert but I'm going to guess vaginal penetration
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 9/12/14 at 5:04 pm to
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I am slim and can go for at least 60 mins...



I figure you do about a stroke a second and THE DONG is 9 inches which means you are laying something like just over half a mile of THE DONG every time you frick!
Posted by Sassy
on a crazy train
Member since May 2007
22818 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 5:04 pm to
G VICE!!! Iona!!! Dukke!!!
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
162217 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 5:06 pm to
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I am slim and can go for at least 60 mins...


Aren't you drunk 24/7 though?
Posted by Capt ST
Hotel California
Member since Aug 2011
12816 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 5:08 pm to
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Fat men are nailing fat women. It's a lot harder to get excited by rolls of fat.


Vast majority of the big girls I know are married to real skinny guys.
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 5:09 pm to
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Most people don't get pregnant from having sex once. It might help if you could get the girl to call you back minute man.


Excuse me, but were we not discussing the evolutionary trend in biology when it comes to passing on the dominant gene? Our ancestors, or animals in the wild, weren't exactly playing Isaac Hayes or R. Kelly in the background while making love to their monogamous partners.

That last reply had nothing to do with the sexual habits of the modern male attempting to satisfy a woman's sexual desires. Maybe you should pay attention to the context of messages next time.

And I hate to break your heart after reading that cute, yet juvenile, "minute man" label, but I certainly have no issues with longevity when it comes to matters of sex.


Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 5:10 pm to
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7.3 minutes


No shite Bama.That isn't very long.

Take a Tab and give them the Lortab Stab.

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laying something like just over half a mile of THE DONG every time you frick!


Way to go Slinger.
This post was edited on 9/12/14 at 5:14 pm
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 5:13 pm to
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Why not make it last a little bit longer for your own enjoyment?


I agree wholeheartedly with that logic, and that is exactly why I employ similar methods while in the bedroom.

I never said that quick fricking was the best strategy to employ for either parties.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68500 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 5:14 pm to
I bet the recovery time is a lot quicker for the skinnier guys though.
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
162217 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 5:14 pm to
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I never said that quick fricking was the best strategy to employ for either parties.


I know man. Relax.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 5:21 pm to
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Relax



Don't do it..........when you wanna CCCCUUUMMMMMM!!!!!
Posted by Sherman Klump
Wellman College
Member since Jul 2011
4457 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 5:37 pm to
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And yet people here wonder why I don't want to be with most men my age--because they think 90 seconds is acceptable and are two pump chumps.


You say some stupid shite
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 9/12/14 at 5:41 pm to
Posted by CT
Kate Upton's back
Member since Sep 2004
21054 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 5:43 pm to
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And yet people here wonder why I don't want to be with most men my age--because they think 90 seconds is acceptable and are two pump chumps.


Wannabe old money makes the 90 seconds more enjoyable though. Amirite?
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24561 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 5:50 pm to
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an average of 7.3 minutes

I can't believe that's the "high end" average. I've never in my life lasted less than 10 min.
Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
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Posted on 9/12/14 at 5:50 pm to
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 5:53 pm to

It's like the old saying that the worst sex I've had was still ok.

But sometimes I think it's body chemistry or pheromones but just holding her hand at the theater is electric.

You know then that the sex is going to be great.
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