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re: Why Your Team Sucks 2014: New Orleans Saints

Posted on 8/13/14 at 3:31 pm to
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89498 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 3:31 pm to
quote:

I'm sure Payton can hang a cinder block on his dick any time he thinks of himself as the NFL's great outlaw, when in reality he's just a sleazy, paranoid bro-coach who assumes he's smarter than everyone else in the room. If he weren't coaching the Saints, he'd be out making titty videos on Bourbon Street.








Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89498 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 3:32 pm to
quote:

I saw him host a party during Super Bowl week and no quarterback fits into a crowd of white dudes in Affliction shirts drinking Bud Light Lime-A-Rita better than Drew Brees.


This is fricking fantastic.
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34506 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 3:42 pm to
quote:

gotta admit that if payton coached the cowboys/etc we'd all think he was the biggest douchewagon in the league



Are you 12?

Serious question
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
38615 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 3:46 pm to
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Are you 12?

Serious question


47

are you that easily annoyed?
serious question
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89498 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 3:52 pm to
quote:

What might not suck: Common sense dictates that when a competently run team like Atlanta has a down year filled with injuries and outright bad luck, it should rebound the following season. Jones is healthy again. The line is better. There are, like, safeties around. They seem better! Oh God, don't let them be better. Let an awesome team like the Saints run them the frick over. 1998 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR YEAR, JERKHEADS.
From Why The Falcons Suck
Posted by SaintEB
Member since Jul 2008
22605 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 3:58 pm to
quote:

There are, like, safeties around.


LOL.
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34506 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 5:05 pm to
quote:

are you that easily annoyed? serious question



47 years old and using words like douchewagon?! C'mon man
Posted by EmperorGout
I hate all of you.
Member since Feb 2008
11262 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 6:29 pm to
Vastly superior to the one he did last year and almost entirely true.

I would loathe Payton/Brees if they weren't Saints for the listed reasons
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
38615 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 7:14 pm to
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47 years old and using words like douchewagon?! C'mon man


Pedantry on a message board?
cmon man
Posted by pookiebear
TX
Member since Apr 2014
342 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 9:05 pm to
yea very accurate, im actually flattered
Posted by FanInLA
Member since May 2008
4966 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 10:12 pm to
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paeans


What does this mean?
Posted by mindbreaker
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2011
7630 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 6:53 am to
quote:

While I'm happy for hardcore fans that finally got to see our team win one, we are now so overpopulated with bandwagon fans that it's beyond maddening. Seriously, Facebook is one big living room that you can't leave. "I'm turning this crap off. . ." "I've seen enough . . ."



FOR THE LOVE OF (insert preferred deity here) ALL OF THIS
Posted by DevilDogTiger
RTWFY!
Member since Nov 2007
6362 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 1:27 pm to
quote:

Atlanta is the worst sports town. Falcons, Braves, Hawks, 2 NHL franchises (RIP), Arena, AAA baseball, MLS team (Coming Soon), are all passed over for UGA and whenever the Saints or Cowboys are in town. Our current soccer team is named after a beloved gorilla that's been dead for almost 20 years and is a borderline racial slur. Our new stadium (AKA The Cyber Anus) looks like a Fleshlight designed for Cleatus the Fox robot. Our owner looks like Snidely Whiplash. Our GM looks like a retired Backstreet Boy. Stephen Jackson injured himself before the opening credits of Hard Knocks.


and
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
15876 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 1:38 pm to
that one is amazing
Posted by LSshoe
Burrowing through a pile o MikePoop
Member since Jan 2008
3999 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 10:13 pm to
quote:

That is what being an Atlanta Falcons fan is like: a sad, half-assed handjob.

Posted by XLIVsaints
Member since Mar 2010
1274 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 10:53 pm to
"Our new stadium (AKA The Cyber Anus) looks like a Fleshlight designed for Cleatus the Fox robot"

Posted by XLIVsaints
Member since Mar 2010
1274 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 10:56 pm to
My embarrassment with the saints is I still own a Kerry Collins jersey...been in the closet for however many years lol
Posted by PrideofTheSEC
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2012
4978 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 3:09 am to
quote:

Brees is still Brees and will still throw for 5,000 yards with a pity handoff to Mark Ingram thrown in once every twentieth play.
Posted by Zipfer2022
Member since Nov 2011
3736 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 8:35 am to
paens - a song of praise or triumph.

I had to look it up too
Posted by swagsurfin7
Founder of the Alex Morgan Fan Club
Member since Dec 2009
6992 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 1:36 pm to
The fan comments are gold...


quote:

If you think the Ray Rice suspension was light, just remember Goodell did absolutely nothing when Marshawn Lynch did the same thing to the entire Saints defense in the 2011 Wild Card game.


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