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I want to congratulate my cat on making Ace

Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:42 pm
Posted by SpidermanTUba
my house
Member since May 2004
36128 posts
Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:42 pm
My cat, who mostly lives outdoors, has doubtlessly killed and maimed hundreds of rodents. All we can credit her with for certain, however, is the bodies we find indoors after she's come in for a few nights.

Tonight, after noticing a smell behind the fridge and finding the body of a mouse that obviously lost quite a bit of blood before its death, we have credited her with her 5th confirmed kill! She's an Ace! Well done, Java! We're proud of you!

This post was edited on 8/12/14 at 10:42 pm
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33557 posts
Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:43 pm to


I like your story....I am sure others on here will not be as kind though.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56112 posts
Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:44 pm to
cats are fricking killing machines...any animal that size that can kill a squirrel has my respect...
Posted by John McClane
Member since Apr 2010
36710 posts
Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:44 pm to
You need a break
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
22486 posts
Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:45 pm to
quote:

SpidermanTUba


This is the second time youve humored me today. I have upgraded you to a simmering loathing hate.
Posted by Grizzley
Member since May 2014
935 posts
Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:47 pm to
:CCSB:
Posted by Birdie King
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2013
8065 posts
Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:47 pm to
Fire Java
Posted by Grizzley
Member since May 2014
935 posts
Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:47 pm to
:CCSB:
Posted by NikeFree
Member since Jul 2014
181 posts
Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:48 pm to
K
Posted by CptRusty
Basket of Deplorables
Member since Aug 2011
11740 posts
Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:50 pm to
I've upvoted a SpidermanTUba post...a sure sign of the apocalypse.
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:51 pm to
Then our cat was Baron Von Richthofen. She specialized in birds.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33557 posts
Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:51 pm to
quote:

Well done, Java! We're proud of you!


Java can read? And Java reads this board?
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 8/12/14 at 11:00 pm to
One of my cats (now dead) would come home with squirrels on the reg. That cat was bad effing arse.
Posted by THRILLHO
Metry, LA
Member since Apr 2006
49524 posts
Posted on 8/12/14 at 11:00 pm to
Congrats. Your cat has killed more mammals than carbon emissions.
Posted by ToulatownTiger
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
4597 posts
Posted on 8/12/14 at 11:49 pm to
Come back when your cat brings home rabbit for dinner. Had an animal left at the back door once a month for two years before he realized cat food would do
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
36203 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 12:05 am to
quote:

SpidermanTUba


has a cat.


Awesome. So typical
Posted by ShermanTxTiger
Broussard, La
Member since Oct 2007
10905 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 1:29 am to
We had an outdoor cat. A stray we took in back in Texas. He would come in sometimes but basically was an outdoor cat. When we moved toi Illinois the moving van and activity spooked him. He ran off and we had to leave him. Two days later my neighboor called to say he returned. I made a trip down. Scooped him up. (He didn't travel well so =11 hours of terror in a car). We get to Illinois and he adjusted pretty fast. Pretty soon he was whacking rabbitts and birds left and right. Rabbits are a problem here. He became an instant neighbor celebrity. All the neighbors knew and loved him. He was badass. He lived large for about a year and disappeared. A coyote likely got him. I miss that cat alot.

I would give anything to see a head of a rabbit or a bird wing by the door again. I am a dog person but you have to admitt cats are cool.
This post was edited on 8/13/14 at 1:32 am
Posted by Brendoni
Oklahoma City, Ok
Member since Apr 2009
21286 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 1:41 am to
stop putting the pussy on a pedestal, bruh
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
51915 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 1:44 am to
She is only an Ace after taking out 5 birds.





In midair.
Posted by GeauxElliott
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2007
3695 posts
Posted on 8/13/14 at 1:48 am to
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At least your cat has some moxie!
This post was edited on 8/13/14 at 1:52 am
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