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I want to congratulate my cat on making Ace
Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:42 pm
Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:42 pm
My cat, who mostly lives outdoors, has doubtlessly killed and maimed hundreds of rodents. All we can credit her with for certain, however, is the bodies we find indoors after she's come in for a few nights.
Tonight, after noticing a smell behind the fridge and finding the body of a mouse that obviously lost quite a bit of blood before its death, we have credited her with her 5th confirmed kill! She's an Ace! Well done, Java! We're proud of you!
Tonight, after noticing a smell behind the fridge and finding the body of a mouse that obviously lost quite a bit of blood before its death, we have credited her with her 5th confirmed kill! She's an Ace! Well done, Java! We're proud of you!
This post was edited on 8/12/14 at 10:42 pm
Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:43 pm to SpidermanTUba
I like your story....I am sure others on here will not be as kind though.
Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:44 pm to SpidermanTUba
cats are fricking killing machines...any animal that size that can kill a squirrel has my respect...
Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:45 pm to SpidermanTUba
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SpidermanTUba
This is the second time youve humored me today. I have upgraded you to a simmering loathing hate.
Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:50 pm to SpidermanTUba
I've upvoted a SpidermanTUba post...a sure sign of the apocalypse.
Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:51 pm to SpidermanTUba
Then our cat was Baron Von Richthofen. She specialized in birds.
Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:51 pm to SpidermanTUba
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Well done, Java! We're proud of you!
Java can read? And Java reads this board?
Posted on 8/12/14 at 11:00 pm to SpidermanTUba
One of my cats (now dead) would come home with squirrels on the reg. That cat was bad effing arse.
Posted on 8/12/14 at 11:00 pm to SpidermanTUba
Congrats. Your cat has killed more mammals than carbon emissions.
Posted on 8/12/14 at 11:49 pm to SpidermanTUba
Come back when your cat brings home rabbit for dinner. Had an animal left at the back door once a month for two years before he realized cat food would do
Posted on 8/13/14 at 12:05 am to SpidermanTUba
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SpidermanTUba
has a cat.
Awesome. So typical
Posted on 8/13/14 at 1:29 am to SpidermanTUba
We had an outdoor cat. A stray we took in back in Texas. He would come in sometimes but basically was an outdoor cat. When we moved toi Illinois the moving van and activity spooked him. He ran off and we had to leave him. Two days later my neighboor called to say he returned. I made a trip down. Scooped him up. (He didn't travel well so =11 hours of terror in a car). We get to Illinois and he adjusted pretty fast. Pretty soon he was whacking rabbitts and birds left and right. Rabbits are a problem here. He became an instant neighbor celebrity. All the neighbors knew and loved him. He was badass. He lived large for about a year and disappeared. A coyote likely got him. I miss that cat alot.
I would give anything to see a head of a rabbit or a bird wing by the door again. I am a dog person but you have to admitt cats are cool.
I would give anything to see a head of a rabbit or a bird wing by the door again. I am a dog person but you have to admitt cats are cool.
This post was edited on 8/13/14 at 1:32 am
Posted on 8/13/14 at 1:41 am to SpidermanTUba
stop putting the pussy on a pedestal, bruh
Posted on 8/13/14 at 1:44 am to SpidermanTUba
She is only an Ace after taking out 5 birds.
In midair.
In midair.
Posted on 8/13/14 at 1:48 am to SpidermanTUba
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