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re: Fapping or jacking off?

Posted on 7/31/14 at 7:15 pm to
Posted by Big Moe
Chicago
Member since Feb 2013
3989 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 7:15 pm to
Stroking the salami
Posted by Sellecks Moustache
NC
Member since Jun 2014
5994 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 7:15 pm to
Getting all up in my hand's guts.
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36321 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 7:16 pm to
Jerking it is my go to term
This post was edited on 7/31/14 at 7:16 pm
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 7:17 pm to
I engage in stroking this huge motherfricker.
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 7:20 pm to
How about interrogating the witness?
Posted by LT
The City of St. George
Member since May 2008
5151 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 7:22 pm to
Fap goes the weasel, because the weasel goes Fap.
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 7:50 pm to
I heard Carlin call it waxing the dolphin.
Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2009
11415 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 7:57 pm to
quote:

Beating or jerking

Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112553 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 7:57 pm to
Bayting
Posted by TigerHam85
59-024 Kamehameha Highway
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 7:58 pm to
Brah, hit that BBQ pulled pork today. So tight
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66380 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 7:58 pm to
quote:

I'm not saying it anymore and you can't make me


Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5113 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 7:59 pm to
Whoopie poopie wipe off the dookie
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112553 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 8:01 pm to
from where? i'm going to try to hit up Oishi for lunch tomorrow.
Posted by Jakeyura
Belle Chasse, La / Gulf Shores, Al
Member since Nov 2012
1076 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 8:17 pm to
My preferred terms are:

1: beating off
2: jacking it
3: jerking off

Honorable mention: choking the chicken
This post was edited on 7/31/14 at 8:21 pm
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 8:18 pm to
Oh shite. The bros have come a hijackin.

Speaking of which, got any good euphemisms for circle jerks?
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39616 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 8:20 pm to
Yes, an Obama staff meeting.
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 8:21 pm to
Nice. I was going to say the inner spankdom, but that's good too.
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10998 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 8:23 pm to
quote:

1: beating off
2: jacking it
3: jerking off

4: pump off
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 8:23 pm to
quote:

Speaking of which, got any good euphemisms for circle jerks? 

I usually tell the wife I'm going to a fantasy football draft. That dumb broad thinks we have 55 drafts a year! Ha! Women don't understand fantasy football.
Posted by iliveinabox
in a box
Member since Aug 2011
24115 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 8:25 pm to
Jerking
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