re: Question about The Karate Kid

I can't believe no one commented on my pussy analysis post, middle of page 9.

It was a good post, USMC.

I made the comment earlier that Johnny was either completely psychotic, or Ali's pussy is the stuff legends are made of.

I'm willing to give Johnny the benefit of the doubt that Ali's pussy is good enough to turn even the most level headed of men into monsters.

Throw in the "karate" he was learning, and you have a perfect storm which makes attempting to kill someone for spraying him with water seem justifiable.

But nobody in this thread fricked Ali, nor has anyone here learned "karate" from a bloodthirsty lunatic. So, I'm not sure how they can think that Daniel deserved all of this.

I've always considered Cocomo the Karate Kid master, and generally deferred to his opinions on all matters concerning this movie (except for Miyagi bashing -- even in jest, that ain't cool -- Mr. Miyagi won a Medal of honor while the government locked his family up in an internment camp, his character is unimpeachable). But then USMC owns the movie in one paragraph:

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Karate Kid is not about bullying, or fighting, or courage, it's about one thing. Pussy. Pussy is the driving force behind literally everything that happens in this movie. It's the reason Daniel-san and Johnny and the Cobra Kais initially get into conflict. Pussy is the reason they stay in and escalate the conflict. Johnny - this guy can have any chick in school, but does he move on? No, he is also obsessed with one particular vajay. Pussy is the reason Daniel is motivated to learn to fight and even wins at the Tourney. Without pussy, he never would have gotten back out on that mat.

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I salute you, sir. Clear, simple, direct, logical. That was a crane kick to the face.

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I don't know if already mentioned, but the chick that played the girl in the first one, was on CSI the last two seasons.

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No, that chick from CSI just looks like Ali.

Ali became Johnny Lawrence's trophy wife after he made his first big Wall Street score. Of course, he has mistresses all over the globe but when you're worth north of 650 million, that's not too surprising.

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Different woman.

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Is it? Or did Johnny pull her out of the downward spiral that Daniel spun her life into?

Ali moved to the Chicago suburbs shortly after she left Daniel for the UCLA football stud.

He was a stud, but was a stud with herpes. When news spread that Ali's pussy wasn't the sweet thing it once was, and she felt the shaming that comes with the herp, she felt it was best to start over elsewhere.

Her poor decision making, especially in choosing men, continued in her new residence.

Probably the best thread I've ever made. Bravo everyone

#TeamJohnny

It has exceeded my expectations.


The Daniel is older than Silver factoid blew my mind in half.

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I was unaware that Soldiers in the US Army, which Miyagi was, lived by this code. Seen The Karate Kid much, bruh?

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Resurrecting an old thread to drop this nugget here. If he was an American soldier as you claim, then I'm just curious how you explain this?



If I wasn't such an idiot, I would think that this is Miyagi in a Japanese naval uniform, standing next to Admiral Yamamoto himself (the mastermind behind the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor.) But WTF do I know, he dressed up in an American army uniform and told Daniel Son that he was an American soldier while getting ripped on cheap sake, so it must be true....