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John offers his salad for a blowjob
Posted on 6/11/14 at 1:50 pm
Posted on 6/11/14 at 1:50 pm
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Damn cops.
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Short on cash, the 29-year-old Floridian allegedly offered to provide a salad to a prostitute in exchange for oral sex, according to cops.
Liverman was arrested Monday morning during a reverse sting that netted nine other men for soliciting a prostitute. The hookers in question were actually undercover Daytona Beach Police Department officers.
While negotiating a liaison with a female officer, Liverman--who was “operating a bicycle”--revealed that he did not have any money. “I’m hungry, you got food?” the undercover asked. Liverman replied, “I got a salad,” according to a booking affidavit.
“I’ll give you a blow job for a salad,” the cop declared. Liverman replied, “You ready to go?” The document does not detail the location of Liverman’s salad (or its street value). Liverman was busted because he and the cop “agreed upon the sexual act in exchange for food,” investigators reported.
Damn cops.
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Posted on 6/11/14 at 1:52 pm to arseinclarse
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arseinclarse
these threads always deliver
Posted on 6/11/14 at 1:52 pm to arseinclarse
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“agreed upon the sexual act in exchange for food,”
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
Posted on 6/11/14 at 1:54 pm to arseinclarse
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The document does not detail the location of Liverman’s salad (or its street value).
Posted on 6/11/14 at 1:55 pm to arseinclarse
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John offers his salad for a blowjob
Well, did she toss it?
Posted on 6/11/14 at 1:55 pm to arseinclarse
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The document does not detail the location of Liverman’s salad (or its street value)
Posted on 6/11/14 at 1:55 pm to arseinclarse
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“agreed upon the sexual act in exchange for food,”
This happens millions of times a day. It's commonly referred to as a date.
Posted on 6/11/14 at 1:57 pm to arseinclarse
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“I’ll give you a blow job for a salad,” the cop declared.
If deals like this are against the law my wife and I should both be in jail.
Posted on 6/11/14 at 1:58 pm to arseinclarse
If that's illegal, then consider me guilty.
Posted on 6/11/14 at 1:58 pm to arseinclarse
quote:Entrapment
“I’m hungry, you got food?” the undercover asked. Liverman replied, “I got a salad,” according to a booking affidavit.
“I’ll give you a blow job for a salad,” the cop declared
Posted on 6/11/14 at 1:59 pm to arseinclarse
Should have just asked her to toss his salad
Posted on 6/11/14 at 2:00 pm to arseinclarse
I guess this pretty much kills dinner dates for me.
Posted on 6/11/14 at 2:01 pm to arseinclarse
If offering a salad for a BJ is illegal we better stop dating...
Posted on 6/11/14 at 2:05 pm to arseinclarse
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“I’ll give you a blow job for a salad,” the cop declared. Liverman replied, “You ready to go?”
Replace "salad" with "lobster" and this is pretty much what every dude has had to do in his life.
Posted on 6/11/14 at 2:07 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 6/11/14 at 2:12 pm to arseinclarse
My favorite offer to a prostitute happened in my hometown. It is from 1997.
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Police Blotter
Two undercover policewomen running a prostitution sting in Dothan, Alabama, in October declined to arrest a john, around age 70, even though he attempted to procure their services three times. He first offered to give the women the three squirrels he had just shot, but they ignored him because it would have been too much trouble to store the evidence. A few minutes later he added the used refrigerator in his truck to the offer, but the officers again declined. On the third trip he finally offered cash: $6, but without the squirrels and refrigerator. The officers again declined to arrest him but said they would if he returned. He didn't.
Posted on 6/11/14 at 2:15 pm to arseinclarse
Should have just poured some ranch dressing on his cock and said "here ya go". 
Posted on 6/11/14 at 2:16 pm to arseinclarse
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I’ll give you a blow job for a salad,” the cop declared.
is that even legal? the cop initiated it. isn't that entrapment?
Posted on 6/11/14 at 2:17 pm to arseinclarse
he doesn't look like the salad type
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