re: Does anyone here have a degree in HR?

Hey, why did I get fired. All I did was run over some gas pumps in the company truck then take out an ATT box knocking out service to thousands of customers. So what that I fricking tested positive for cocaine less than two hours after. This is bullshite. Imma buy me a lawyer and sue y'alls asses you racist muthafrickers!

True story. He did attempt to sue for wrongful termination and discrimination.

Edit: I'm in safety and used to share an office with an HR person. I heard stories like that all the time.