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It's Shark Week and I want to punch my wife in the kisser

Posted on 5/2/14 at 9:51 pm
Posted by NWarty
Somewhere in the PNW
Member since Sep 2013
2181 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 9:51 pm
It's gotten bad folks...

15 years ago, okay, I get it, you're having your period and are all hormonal. Try to comfort and be a decent husband and dude.

Fast forward to yesterday, and she's turned into a goddamned Succubus of irrationality, bitchiness and general "I need to stay the frick away from you" coming from me.

Good God, there should be a Men's shelter of beer and cool shite for when things go south one week out of the month...Holy Christ.

She's 39 and I can't fricking wait for menopause...

Holy shite, Hallelujah (In Clark Griswold voice)

This post was edited on 5/2/14 at 9:52 pm
Posted by TH03
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Posted on 5/2/14 at 9:52 pm to
CSB
Posted by Hot Carl
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Posted on 5/2/14 at 9:52 pm to
quote:

my wife
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pics?
Posted by iliveinabox
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Posted on 5/2/14 at 9:52 pm to
Oook
Posted by Hopeful Doc
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Posted on 5/2/14 at 9:52 pm to
frick your title. I thought it turned August.
Posted by GEAUXmedic
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Posted on 5/2/14 at 9:52 pm to
This song is for you

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Posted by auburnu008
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Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 9:53 pm to
Go out drinking
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 5/2/14 at 9:55 pm to
quote:

It's Shark Week and I want to punch my wife in the kisser

Do what you gotta do
Posted by LuckySo-n-So
Member since Jul 2005
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Posted on 5/2/14 at 9:55 pm to
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92877 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 9:55 pm to
quote:

Good God, there should be a Men's shelter of beer and cool shite for when things go south one week out of the month


There are at least 100 of these within a 5 minute walk from my place, they are called bars and nightclubs. You should look into them!
Posted by doublecutter
Hear & Their
Member since Oct 2003
6601 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 9:56 pm to
Maybe she wants you to fight the bloody battle.
Posted by Hater Bait
Tuscaloosa & Gulf Shores
Member since Nov 2012
2871 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 9:59 pm to
Preach on brother!

Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
37248 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 9:59 pm to
I've never had a gf get bitchy on her period. I've had it used as an excuse for being a bitch here and there, but not really.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129044 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 10:01 pm to
Well it's not like it's exactly fun on the woman either.



You wake up with cramps. You are bleeding. You are overly emotional and can't do much about it. You find yourself snapping at the stupidest stuff, and then having to go back and constantly apologize for being bitchy. You cry. You are overly tired. Headaches. Etc, etc.
Posted by putt23
Pingree Grove, IL
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 5/2/14 at 10:01 pm to
Hug n Roll
Posted by ssand
the Rez
Member since Mar 2004
1355 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 10:07 pm to
Just keep thinking how happy she makes you and how much better your life is with her in it!




Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 5/2/14 at 10:09 pm to
She might be cheating on you. Sounds pretty textbook, imo.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 10:13 pm to
why not divorce her?
Posted by rds dc
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Posted on 5/2/14 at 10:14 pm to
Let me direct you HERE.
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