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re: Have you ever evaded an arrest/ticket?
Posted on 4/23/14 at 3:23 pm to poncho villa
Posted on 4/23/14 at 3:23 pm to poncho villa
Freshman year I was at this party across the river in Cayce, SC that got raided by cops. Literally at least a dozen or more just came out from the street, woods, etc. (all 4 sides of the house and had it surrounded). I was inside at the time and it was too late to bolt, so they had everyone lined up in the grass, took everyone's ID's, and as they called your ID you would come up and they'd write you your underage alcohol ticket.
Anyways, there was a group of us that said we didn't have our ID's, so they put us in a separate grouping to deal with us later...There were so many people I just slid into the group of people who had already been given tickets and were waiting on a ride.
Not an exciting story, but pisses me off just thinking back on it how they did this the first week of freshman year. Cayce cops are dicks
Anyways, there was a group of us that said we didn't have our ID's, so they put us in a separate grouping to deal with us later...There were so many people I just slid into the group of people who had already been given tickets and were waiting on a ride.
Not an exciting story, but pisses me off just thinking back on it how they did this the first week of freshman year. Cayce cops are dicks
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Posted on 4/23/14 at 3:28 pm to VirginiaGamecock
smooth move... 
Posted on 4/23/14 at 3:33 pm to soccerfüt
St Pattys day a couple years back: I had been working all night but decided I would go out when I got off around midnight. I spent 2 hours playing catch up (probably about 10 total drinks) and decide I can drive everyone home. I have probably 8 people in my Explorer and end up getting pulled over. I somehow past the field sobriety test and the cop decides to let me go home. 10 minutes later I hit a road block and have to do ANOTHER field sobriety test. I pass it again, go to the next neighborhood, park my car, and make everyone walk the rest of the way home 
I got real lucky that night.
I got real lucky that night. 
Posted on 4/23/14 at 3:48 pm to poncho villa
The first time I ever set foot in a Whataburger was about a minute after I noticed a cop doubling back from the other direction on an interstate to give me a ticket.
I felt it was a good time to take a busy exit and grab a snack and a bathroom break.
I felt it was a good time to take a busy exit and grab a snack and a bathroom break.
This post was edited on 4/23/14 at 3:52 pm
Posted on 4/23/14 at 3:52 pm to dewster
Not me but a friend was tazed at serranos after a game in 2012, he was able to rip it off get past the cop and escape serranos. He shite his pants from the taser so the dumbass goes home(dorm) to change and comes back to serranos. He's not there 5 minutes before the cops recognize him and he's arrested with all sorts of charges.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 3:53 pm to dewster
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The first time I ever set foot in a Whataburger was about a minute after I noticed a cop doubling back from the other direction on an interstate to give me a ticket.
I felt it was a good time to take a busy exit and grab a snack and a bathroom break.
I have pulled this move before
Posted on 4/23/14 at 3:53 pm to PrideofTheSEC
Posted on 4/23/14 at 8:21 pm to poncho villa
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Posted on 4/23/14 at 8:40 pm to gingerkittie
Posted on 4/23/14 at 8:47 pm to poncho villa
I had a bench warrant for like ten years and didn't know.
Until, I got benched.
Until, I got benched.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:15 pm to Napoleon
Two stories both absolutely true.
First in college driving back from Grambling liquor run but not drunk at all. Cut across parking lot behind basketball facility and saw ROTC drilling, figured I knew a few of them and drove slowly but deliberately through their formation making them scatter. The fun ended about 20 minutes later when an officer pulled up outside the fraternity and asked who owned car. I admitted it, he asked me if I was driving it earlier, I said no, but had left keys in it and didn't know who took it. He told me to never leave keys in car, I said yes sir, he drove off.
Going to work one day and late for a flight I was speeding along around 80 or so on the interstate, only to pass a Texas Trooper headed the other way who immediately hit his lights and dove off into the grass to come get me. Looking in my rear view as I was slowing to pull over noticed he got a bit stuck and was having a time getting back on road. I immediately for no reason other than pure reflex downshifted and dropped the hammer. I drove like a bat out of hell taking an exit early and then a farm road full out, with my leg shaking as it happened, but I never saw him again and slowed when I got to town drove to hangar and put car in closed door and hid. After awhile opened door pulled out plane and flew to L.A. for a week. When I got home I waited until after dark and drove slowly home. Both were dumb, the second one I was barely a year back from the sandbox, just bought a 944 Turbo and really didn't give a shite at that point.
First in college driving back from Grambling liquor run but not drunk at all. Cut across parking lot behind basketball facility and saw ROTC drilling, figured I knew a few of them and drove slowly but deliberately through their formation making them scatter. The fun ended about 20 minutes later when an officer pulled up outside the fraternity and asked who owned car. I admitted it, he asked me if I was driving it earlier, I said no, but had left keys in it and didn't know who took it. He told me to never leave keys in car, I said yes sir, he drove off.
Going to work one day and late for a flight I was speeding along around 80 or so on the interstate, only to pass a Texas Trooper headed the other way who immediately hit his lights and dove off into the grass to come get me. Looking in my rear view as I was slowing to pull over noticed he got a bit stuck and was having a time getting back on road. I immediately for no reason other than pure reflex downshifted and dropped the hammer. I drove like a bat out of hell taking an exit early and then a farm road full out, with my leg shaking as it happened, but I never saw him again and slowed when I got to town drove to hangar and put car in closed door and hid. After awhile opened door pulled out plane and flew to L.A. for a week. When I got home I waited until after dark and drove slowly home. Both were dumb, the second one I was barely a year back from the sandbox, just bought a 944 Turbo and really didn't give a shite at that point.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:16 pm to poncho villa
Ran from the cops twice in my car. Got away both times. Yay
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:21 pm to LaFlyer
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After awhile opened door pulled out plane and flew to L.A. for a week. When I got home I waited until after dark and drove slowly home
wait a second...you were still worried about that cop looking for you?
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:33 pm to Walt OReilly
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Walt OReilly
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wait a second...you were still worried about that cop looking for you
In retrospect it does seem dumb, at the time I was thinking they would be on the lookout for a car like mine.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:49 pm to LaFlyer
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Posted on 4/23/14 at 10:07 pm to poncho villa
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Have you ever evaded an arrest/ticket?
Yes.
In the early 2000's I worked in Covington while living in Baton Rouge. Made that 78 mile drive every day for a couple of years. In short order, I received two speeding tickets and couldn't afford a third.
One morning I'm doing about 85 in pretty heavy traffic and as I near the Holden or Satsuma exit I get radar'ed by a cop going the opposite direction. He starts pulling onto the median for a quick uturn and I instinctively exit the interstate. I glanced back and notice that with the traffic behind me he would have a tough time turning around and didn't see me exit since he was obviously focused on the oncoming traffic.
I crossed over the interstate and busted arse down the road and pulled into the back of a truck stop and started pumping gas into my vehicle. The cop must have missed my exit and stayed on the interstate as I never saw him go by. I got on 190 and drove into work obeying the speed limit.
I never got that third ticket.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:02 pm to poncho villa
In 96' me and a restaurant co-worker left Athens after a shift and headed up to my dads Toccoa River property in Mineral Bluff,Ga to do some trout fishing the next morning. Now, this guy had been in jail for distributation of weed and was on probation. About an hour out of town, heading up Hwy 441, he asks me would it be okay to roll one up. I said sure...why not? Well, he pulls out about a freaking ounce of weed and I am like "whoa man, why did you bring that big arse bag?" Nevertheless, he rolls one and we got real laughy high.
About 10 minutes later, at about 2 am, we are just coming into the city limits of a tiny mtn town called Clayton. Hadn't seen a car for 10 minutes it seemed. We were laughing so hard to where our heads were doing the back and forward thing. Then, suddenly, I catch a glimpse of a cop sitting in ambush mode beside a tiny building. As we passed, his headlights popped on and he jumped in right behind me. Now we are entering the town square area and those are always effed up, even while sober. I am whigging out hard with this cop on my tail and simultaneously trying to stay between the lines and look for which Hwy turnoff in that damn square. Just me, the cop and my almost crying passenger in the square without another vehicle to be seen. Oh yeah, forgot to mention that I had a headlight out so I was freaking out about that also. Anyway, he rides us out of town and suddenly turns off. What!? We were like "Holy crap, can you believe that? How did we NOT get stopped?" We were high diving and just so relieved. He kept saying "Oh man....I was sure I was going back to jail."
About 15 minutes later, being the idiots we were, we smoked the rest of that joint. Enter Cornelia, Ga. Another tiny mtn town and I kid you not, dang near the identical thing occurred. Cop jumped out on me and rode my dang bumper through the little square and about 2 miles out of town. Our conversation after he pulled off was even more manic. "What! How? What are the odds of that happening again and us not going to jail?" We were whigging out bad now and just paranoid as can be. I even said "man...they are screwing, no....toying with us." I told him he needed to dump that weed and he was like "no man, I'll just run if we get pulled over or throw it out the window." I told him "look dude, we have dodged two bullets and just understand, I am not going down for this. It's your weed just so you understand me. Your choice." He said okay.
No kidding you,(and we hadn't taken another hit) we were about 8 miles out of Cornelia when we started down a hill and saw blue lights flashing all up ahead. Roadblock! We were toast. We knew it. No way out. As we got closer, I counted 7 cop cars and two were K-9 units. Roll down my window and cop asked where we were heading and I told him up to a Mineral a Bluff to trout fish that morning. He shined his light all in the cab and I was about to point to our rods and reels in the back when he shine his light in the bed. "Y'all been drinking tonight?" Right at that moment I remembered there were a bunch of empty beer cans in the bed from a party the night before. "No sir, those were from a party a couple nights ago and I just forgot to clean the bed. I assure you, officer, we both worked last night and have not been drinking." He said "okay then, y'all carry on and be careful." Heart racing, we started to pull off when another cop up ahead motioned me to stop again. He walked over and said "sir, are you aware your left headlight is out?" I said "no sir, but I'll see to that first thing in the morning."
Still look at that night almost 20 years later and am still amazed we dodged that many bullets in a 1 hour span. Missing headlight, beer cans all in the bed, ounce of weed in the car, parolee in the passenger seat and navigating mountain town squares with cops two feet off my bumper. Only thing he and I figured was that they were all ready to intercept a big shipment of something coming south and we were of little interest to any cop along that 25 mile stretch of Hwy.. They were focused on something big that night and we benefited greatly.
About 10 minutes later, at about 2 am, we are just coming into the city limits of a tiny mtn town called Clayton. Hadn't seen a car for 10 minutes it seemed. We were laughing so hard to where our heads were doing the back and forward thing. Then, suddenly, I catch a glimpse of a cop sitting in ambush mode beside a tiny building. As we passed, his headlights popped on and he jumped in right behind me. Now we are entering the town square area and those are always effed up, even while sober. I am whigging out hard with this cop on my tail and simultaneously trying to stay between the lines and look for which Hwy turnoff in that damn square. Just me, the cop and my almost crying passenger in the square without another vehicle to be seen. Oh yeah, forgot to mention that I had a headlight out so I was freaking out about that also. Anyway, he rides us out of town and suddenly turns off. What!? We were like "Holy crap, can you believe that? How did we NOT get stopped?" We were high diving and just so relieved. He kept saying "Oh man....I was sure I was going back to jail."
About 15 minutes later, being the idiots we were, we smoked the rest of that joint. Enter Cornelia, Ga. Another tiny mtn town and I kid you not, dang near the identical thing occurred. Cop jumped out on me and rode my dang bumper through the little square and about 2 miles out of town. Our conversation after he pulled off was even more manic. "What! How? What are the odds of that happening again and us not going to jail?" We were whigging out bad now and just paranoid as can be. I even said "man...they are screwing, no....toying with us." I told him he needed to dump that weed and he was like "no man, I'll just run if we get pulled over or throw it out the window." I told him "look dude, we have dodged two bullets and just understand, I am not going down for this. It's your weed just so you understand me. Your choice." He said okay.
No kidding you,(and we hadn't taken another hit) we were about 8 miles out of Cornelia when we started down a hill and saw blue lights flashing all up ahead. Roadblock! We were toast. We knew it. No way out. As we got closer, I counted 7 cop cars and two were K-9 units. Roll down my window and cop asked where we were heading and I told him up to a Mineral a Bluff to trout fish that morning. He shined his light all in the cab and I was about to point to our rods and reels in the back when he shine his light in the bed. "Y'all been drinking tonight?" Right at that moment I remembered there were a bunch of empty beer cans in the bed from a party the night before. "No sir, those were from a party a couple nights ago and I just forgot to clean the bed. I assure you, officer, we both worked last night and have not been drinking." He said "okay then, y'all carry on and be careful." Heart racing, we started to pull off when another cop up ahead motioned me to stop again. He walked over and said "sir, are you aware your left headlight is out?" I said "no sir, but I'll see to that first thing in the morning."
Still look at that night almost 20 years later and am still amazed we dodged that many bullets in a 1 hour span. Missing headlight, beer cans all in the bed, ounce of weed in the car, parolee in the passenger seat and navigating mountain town squares with cops two feet off my bumper. Only thing he and I figured was that they were all ready to intercept a big shipment of something coming south and we were of little interest to any cop along that 25 mile stretch of Hwy.. They were focused on something big that night and we benefited greatly.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:12 pm to PrideofTheSEC
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Not me but a friend was tazed at serranos after a game in 2012, he was able to rip it off get past the cop and escape serranos. He shite his pants from the taser so the dumbass goes home(dorm) to change and comes back to serranos. He's not there 5 minutes before the cops recognize him and he's arrested with all sorts of charges.
i laughed hard at that shite
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:14 pm to Dick Leverage
That's incredible. Wow.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:15 pm to RGJ18
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That's incredible. Wow.
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