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re: Gaboon viper on the loose, Mt Pleasant, SC
Posted on 4/7/14 at 9:08 am to WestlakeTiger
Posted on 4/7/14 at 9:08 am to WestlakeTiger
They look like big arse slugs.
Big arse slugs that have 2, 1 inch hypodermic needles in their mouths and prey on humans.
Big arse slugs that have 2, 1 inch hypodermic needles in their mouths and prey on humans.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 9:39 am to Jim Rockford
I'm surprised a bunch of rednecks in South Carolina couldn't locate and kill a giant snake that was on the loose.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 10:08 am to Jim Rockford
The ignorance on this board is astounding. It has little to do with the snake and everything to do with how the snake is raised. My adder sleeps at the foot of my 5yr old daughter's bed every night. She plays with him, pulls on his tail, tries to ride him like a horse sometimes. And he just acts like it doesn't bother him. Death Fangie (what my daughter named him) would never hurt anyone and he is the sweetest snake I've ever owned.
More people get bit by garden snakes every year but the media loves to portray vipers as the bad snakes. In the 80's it was cobras and mambas that were bad.
To many people in trailer parks thinking owning a viper is cool and don't know what they're doing is giving us good viper owners a bad name. fricking liberals!
More people get bit by garden snakes every year but the media loves to portray vipers as the bad snakes. In the 80's it was cobras and mambas that were bad.
To many people in trailer parks thinking owning a viper is cool and don't know what they're doing is giving us good viper owners a bad name. fricking liberals!
Posted on 4/7/14 at 10:09 am to Spaulding Smails
Not many rednecks in Mt. Pleasant.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 10:10 am to ChallboiMatt
quote:
Not many rednecks in Mt. Pleasant.
Darius Rucker
Posted on 4/7/14 at 10:11 am to DevilDogTiger
i already made a pit viper joke, bra
nobody got it #doe
nobody got it #doe
Posted on 4/7/14 at 10:15 am to LSUballs
quote:
Wtf does " I close bars" mean? Is that some kind of occupation or does she be getting toe up every night at the club?
this
Posted on 4/7/14 at 10:17 am to Michael J Cocks
I don't now how I missed black mamba. If you corner a black mamba in a confined space you can pretty much forget it. You're done. Probably the best combination of speed, agility, aggressiveness, and potent venom of all of them.
Of the ones you mentioned, give me the sea snake all day. Toxic venom but by far the most docile and non aggressive snake of them all.
Of the ones you mentioned, give me the sea snake all day. Toxic venom but by far the most docile and non aggressive snake of them all.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 10:31 am to DevilDogTiger
quote:
The ignorance on this board is astounding. It has little to do with the snake and everything to do with how the snake is raised. My adder sleeps at the foot of my 5yr old daughter's bed every night. She plays with him, pulls on his tail, tries to ride him like a horse sometimes. And he just acts like it doesn't bother him. Death Fangie (what my daughter named him) would never hurt anyone and he is the sweetest snake I've ever owned.
More people get bit by garden snakes every year but the media loves to portray vipers as the bad snakes. In the 80's it was cobras and mambas that were bad.
To many people in trailer parks thinking owning a viper is cool and don't know what they're doing is giving us good viper owners a bad name. fricking liberals!
Posted on 4/7/14 at 10:32 am to lsu480
If that lady really mean "close down bars" like we're interpreting it, she needs to get an OT invite ASAP.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 10:37 am to Jim Rockford
I'm no herpetologist either, but I don't think Gaboon Vipers are native to SC. Which dumb redneck thought this would be a cool pet to have?
Posted on 4/7/14 at 10:47 am to DevilDogTiger
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DevilDogTiger
That was a brilliant post, sir.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 10:54 am to LSUvegasbombed
quote:That one gets my vote. They're just super fast, although the Gaboon Viper has the fun flesh melting venom like the Snake Island snakes, IIRC.
black mamba
Posted on 4/7/14 at 10:56 am to blueboy
the gabon viper has weak venom but just skeetskeets a bunch into you
*ETA: it's the peter north of snakes
*ETA: it's the peter north of snakes
This post was edited on 4/7/14 at 10:57 am
Posted on 4/7/14 at 10:57 am to SlowFlowPro
quote:
the gabon viper has weak venom but just skeetskeets a bunch into you
*ETA: it's the peter north of snakes
You saying Peter North has weak venom?
Posted on 4/7/14 at 10:58 am to Jim Rockford
quote:
“And I read it and I was like oh my god! I close bars and I get home like around 11 or 12-o’clock at night and I have to take them out.”
Their bars close at 11 or 12? Boooooo
The only way to ensure this GDCK is eliminated is to burn the whole town to the ground.
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