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How to Anger a Stripper

Posted on 2/26/14 at 3:29 pm
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13976 posts
Posted on 2/26/14 at 3:29 pm
How to Piss Off a Stripper

quote:

Make it rain - quarters.....
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171080 posts
Posted on 2/26/14 at 3:29 pm to
no one has ever thought of that before
Posted by Day Man
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
1213 posts
Posted on 2/26/14 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

Make it rain - quarters.....


that's making it hail
Posted by poncho villa
DALLAS
Member since Jul 2010
17738 posts
Posted on 2/26/14 at 3:31 pm to
10/10 would read again
Posted by JPLIII
Broussard - terd supporter
Member since Jan 2008
22630 posts
Posted on 2/26/14 at 3:31 pm to
quote:

How to Anger a Stripper


Unnecessary.
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52164 posts
Posted on 2/26/14 at 3:31 pm to
Nickels would be better. Almost as dense as quarters but 1/5 of the value
Posted by RebelOP
Misty Mountain Top
Member since Jun 2013
12478 posts
Posted on 2/26/14 at 3:32 pm to
Posted by StickyFingaz
Austin
Member since May 2013
13483 posts
Posted on 2/26/14 at 3:33 pm to
Ironbat needs to read this
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 2/26/14 at 3:34 pm to
quote:

How to Piss Off a Stripper


Do what my wifes cousin did in first time at a club at 18.

Slam dunk the bill in the vag
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
17277 posts
Posted on 2/26/14 at 3:34 pm to
Get this, strip club in Tampa has a webcam streaming the main stage live.

Guys log in and are able to talk in a chat room and tip the girls from home. Money rains from the ceiling when they do.

Girls have a screen up where they can read the messages while dancing

Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
Member since Jun 2012
18805 posts
Posted on 2/26/14 at 3:37 pm to
Show them that you found their before/after make up photos on Reddit?
Posted by JPLIII
Broussard - terd supporter
Member since Jan 2008
22630 posts
Posted on 2/26/14 at 3:39 pm to
"Tip with food"?

Here's some sausage for your troubles.
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36549 posts
Posted on 2/26/14 at 3:40 pm to
My first time at the strip I threw a few quarters. The stripper threw them back. Only reason we weren't booted was we were paying for hours on end and I was extremely wasted.

I also said, "You're too good for this Hun." And when she started talking back I put a dollar in her panty area and told her to shut up. Good times
This post was edited on 2/26/14 at 4:18 pm
Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
Member since Jan 2011
22272 posts
Posted on 2/26/14 at 3:41 pm to
Ask her to discuss daddy issues...
Posted by dyslexic
Left field
Member since Nov 2010
6492 posts
Posted on 2/26/14 at 3:51 pm to
Also, if you pay the DJ and change a strippers song while she is dancing to it.....they don't like that very much either.

Who knew?
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28360 posts
Posted on 2/26/14 at 3:51 pm to
I'll add one. Don't tip at the stage or worse yet, pay for your lap dances in fake currency. By that, I mean "monopoly" type novelty money that looks a LOT like real money in a dimly lit club. You think , awesome, someone just made it rain for it at the stage! Or awesome! This guy just bought 4 dances in a row! Only to examine your money in the dressing room later and notice that its Homer Simpson's face on that bill instead of a dead president. Trust me, yes, there are people who do this. And no, its not a "dumb stripper" that falls for it. If you've ever been a dancer who wasn't wearing her contacts/in a bar with dimly lit red light in the whole place, just about anything short of ACTUAL monopoly money will look like real currency. Just don't do that. Its stealing. Its a dick thing to do. Its fraudulent.

Yeah, she mad.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79978 posts
Posted on 2/26/14 at 4:47 pm to
I've done #3 before when an especially skanky one has approached me.
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