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Your Catfish stories here...
Posted on 2/5/14 at 10:09 am
Posted on 2/5/14 at 10:09 am
Just getting into online dating and meeting this girl for the first time this weekend. Are the stories of it being a total flop on the first date true? Share your online dating real life horror stories.
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Posted on 2/5/14 at 10:09 am to rippinlipsbendintips
catfish 62 is the best poster on this site
Posted on 2/5/14 at 10:10 am to rippinlipsbendintips
Use Tinder, disregard every other site.
Posted on 2/5/14 at 10:18 am to rippinlipsbendintips
I mean she seems cool, I just dont want to be spinning tires coming out her drive way hauling arse back home! 
Posted on 2/5/14 at 10:19 am to rippinlipsbendintips
Never had a catfish
I one time had an older lady (early 30s) come over after a few messages, frick the day lights out of me, squirt all over my room, go to sleep, wake up and do it again the next morning. She never called again.
I one time had an older lady (early 30s) come over after a few messages, frick the day lights out of me, squirt all over my room, go to sleep, wake up and do it again the next morning. She never called again.
Posted on 2/5/14 at 10:38 am to rippinlipsbendintips
I like to use an Alabama rig, Catch several at once.....
Posted on 2/5/14 at 10:39 am to rippinlipsbendintips
Ask holeinherhead05
Posted on 2/5/14 at 10:39 am to rippinlipsbendintips
Never had a catfish experience from a dating website.
There are some pretty cool people out there if you ask me.
There are some pretty cool people out there if you ask me.
Posted on 2/5/14 at 11:17 am to rippinlipsbendintips
JaMarCuS
Posted on 2/5/14 at 11:19 am to rippinlipsbendintips
I started dating this chick from Cali. She got into a car accident, and then died. I was heartbroken. I found out later that it was actually a guy I know that was punking me. I can't believe I spent all this time talking on the phone with a dude.
Posted on 2/5/14 at 12:10 pm to rippinlipsbendintips
once a catfish's dorsal fin went through a friend's hand. what a day that was.
Posted on 2/5/14 at 2:21 pm to rippinlipsbendintips
i cant lie. ive had some catfish stories.
1. dude dropped out of school and lived with his mommy and didnt have a job (not at all how his profile read).
2. guy who turned out to be a friends brother said he was a world traveling chef (was a cook in the army before he got dishonorably discharged).
3. "divorced guy" who had not finalized papers with his wife... turns out he didnt want to finalize because he didnt have the money to pay child support and buy his new fancy house.
4. one dude said he was divorced (and really was still living with his wife in an open marriage, but lied to the women he hooked up with b/c no women wanted a married man)
i have some horror stories.
1. dude dropped out of school and lived with his mommy and didnt have a job (not at all how his profile read).
2. guy who turned out to be a friends brother said he was a world traveling chef (was a cook in the army before he got dishonorably discharged).
3. "divorced guy" who had not finalized papers with his wife... turns out he didnt want to finalize because he didnt have the money to pay child support and buy his new fancy house.
4. one dude said he was divorced (and really was still living with his wife in an open marriage, but lied to the women he hooked up with b/c no women wanted a married man)
i have some horror stories.
Posted on 2/5/14 at 2:27 pm to rippinlipsbendintips
i stepped on a hardhead and the spike went right through my tennis shoe...hurt like hell
Posted on 2/5/14 at 3:59 pm to rippinlipsbendintips
Last October, I got catfished by a 56 year-old school janitor off Tinder.
He did make me this, though.
He did make me this, though.
Posted on 2/5/14 at 4:16 pm to rippinlipsbendintips
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Posted on 2/5/14 at 4:44 pm to rippinlipsbendintips
Met a girl while I was in college. Absolutely gorgeous face and pretty long hair. Showed up at Starbucks and I'm pretty sure she had about 35+ pounds on me and I'm near 200.
Posted on 2/5/14 at 4:54 pm to rippinlipsbendintips
I do remember that in High School back when Myspace was the thing, this really ugly girl who had like fetal alcohol syndrome, made a profile of this really hot chick and added me and a few other guys.
We were from a small town that had a large town next to it, so we thought she was from there. Anyway, she started flirting with us on there and we fell for it. Some other girl rats on her, and we proceed to feel a shame that is only cured by making a lot of fun of a girl with FAS
We were from a small town that had a large town next to it, so we thought she was from there. Anyway, she started flirting with us on there and we fell for it. Some other girl rats on her, and we proceed to feel a shame that is only cured by making a lot of fun of a girl with FAS
Posted on 2/7/14 at 12:34 pm to rippinlipsbendintips
I was running lines I set out the day before at the mouth of the river. I baited them with squid. I caught a 120lbs catfish. It was too big for the net. I had to get a three foot screwdriver and run it through its gills and out its mouth to get it in the boat.
Posted on 2/7/14 at 1:04 pm to rippinlipsbendintips
we put a catfish in this chicks pool in high school. 15 pound blue cat. MY buddy lived next door and would throw dog food over the fence to feed it. Made it through the winter. They finally found it when they cleaned the pool the next spring. Im guessing the pool was out of use for a while because the chlorine never killed it.
Posted on 2/7/14 at 2:28 pm to rippinlipsbendintips
My sister grabbed a nice one. What yall think.
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