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One night I had a dream...by Warren Holloway
Posted on 12/14/13 at 5:49 am
Posted on 12/14/13 at 5:49 am
One night I had a dream...by Warren Holloway
I dreamed I was walking on the field with QB Drew Tate,
and across the sky flashed plays from the game. For each play
I noticed two sets of footprints in the turf; One
belonged to me, and the other to a LSU defensive back. When the last
play of the game flashed before us, I looked back at the
footprints in the turf. I noticed that in the final moments
of the game there was only one set of footprints.
I also noticed that this was the lowest and
most desperate time of the game for us. This confused me,
and I questioned Drew about it. "Drew, you said that LSU fans claim
their superior speed would prevent our WRs from getting open and making plays.
But I have noticed at times during
the game when there is only one set of footprints. I don't
understand why in times when they were needed most they
were not there."
QB Drew Tate replied, "My precious senior WR. Do not worry,
for I would never, never let our coaching staff's inability to
manage the clock lead to a loss to these corndog eating fart bombs.
For when you saw only your set of footprints on the turf,
I saw them too. It was then that I delivered the only TD catch of your career
and made the wicked Saban and spoiled LSU fans eat dongs.LOL"
1:1:2005
Posted on 12/14/13 at 5:52 am to CovertIowaFan
dr
But just from the picture...I'm so happy I'm not you
But just from the picture...I'm so happy I'm not you
Posted on 12/14/13 at 5:56 am to CovertIowaFan
I actually enjoyed that, but you suck.
Posted on 12/14/13 at 6:15 am to CovertIowaFan
Your time here shall pass in the blink of an eye.
This post was edited on 12/14/13 at 6:17 am
Posted on 12/14/13 at 7:02 am to CovertIowaFan
So Jesus is white and an Iowa fan?!
Posted on 12/14/13 at 8:09 am to CovertIowaFan
I liked it. Also, it's true. We have to realize when we're not wearing the white hats and have actually become the villains. That Iowa game was certainly one. We were insufferable.
Posted on 12/14/13 at 8:30 am to CovertIowaFan
We understand playing LSU is an honor for you. Try and savor it
Posted on 12/14/13 at 12:10 pm to CovertIowaFan
GTFO with that shite. Talk this mess after the clock ticks 0. $5.00 says we never hear from you again after this game ends
This post was edited on 12/14/13 at 12:12 pm
Posted on 12/14/13 at 12:13 pm to CovertIowaFan
Congratulations for 2005. That game clearly crushed us and Iowa has gone on to be a better football program than LSU since then.
Posted on 12/14/13 at 12:35 pm to CovertIowaFan
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corndog
quote:
Iowa fan
Does anyone else find this as funny as I do?
Posted on 12/14/13 at 4:00 pm to CovertIowaFan
I don't see anything mentioned in that memento about the 2 holds that were not called
Posted on 12/14/13 at 4:51 pm to CovertIowaFan
His name is Drew Effin' Tate.
Everyone knows this, especially in Louisiana.
Everyone knows this, especially in Louisiana.
Posted on 12/15/13 at 9:22 am to CovertIowaFan
...Snowbound and losing it.
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