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36 Cheap American Beers, Ranked

Posted on 7/3/13 at 9:47 am
Posted by greenwave
Member since Oct 2011
3878 posts
Posted on 7/3/13 at 9:47 am
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"33. Rolling Rock. Smells like three fat guys in a two-man tent."

"23. Natural Ice. The soggy cardboard sensation fades after the first several cans, turning Natty Ice into a serviceable alternative to sobriety"

"13. Budweiser."

"8. Lone Star. shite, I wish I had a big, brash opinion about this one, but it's the most middle-of-the-road thing ever to come out of Oklahoma's southern sister. It's good in certain applications, such as when it's a thousand degrees out or you're trying to avoid Corona and margarita slushies at a license-plates-on-the-wall restaurant."

Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 7/3/13 at 9:48 am to
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5. Pabst Blue Ribbon. It took me a few years to come around on PBR, probably because I was the sort of dipshit who worried about what message my beer was sending. Now that I'm liberated from such petty concerns, I can tell the world, "Hey, look at me spend $14 to get all-day drunk on clean, nondescript beer that tastes like Budweiser is supposed to."


I like this guy.
Posted by MillerMan
West U, Houston, TX
Member since Aug 2010
6512 posts
Posted on 7/3/13 at 9:49 am to
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Oklahoma's southern sister


wtf
Posted by Eddie Vedder
The South Plains
Member since Jan 2006
4438 posts
Posted on 7/3/13 at 9:56 am to
i'm shocked that big flats (walgreen's store brand!) didn't make the list....
Posted by rutiger
purgatory
Member since Jun 2007
21134 posts
Posted on 7/3/13 at 9:59 am to
25. Yuengling. Why are people so into Yuengling? It's quite popular among the Pennsylvania ex-pat community, which is odd given that the beer sucks and Pennsylvanians don't strike me as an excessively prideful or self-important lot.

Posted by vistajay
Member since Oct 2012
2513 posts
Posted on 7/3/13 at 9:59 am to
29. National Bohemian. As one of the few Americans who's never seen The Wire or flashed my tits at the Preakness, I'm largely shut out of the Baltimore conversation, but I HAVE had a Natty Bo, which qualifies me to say, Sure, I get it, hometown pride is nice sometimes. But you do know there are other beers, right?

I was exposed to a lot of Natty Bo in college, I suspect due to a healthy representation of Baltimore area students attending. Had a weird herbal after taste and could really flush out your system the next day.
Posted by thedice20
Member since May 1926
Member since Aug 2008
7550 posts
Posted on 7/3/13 at 10:14 am to
I liked his witty comments, but the order of his list is very very strange.
Posted by GaryMyMan
Shreveport
Member since May 2007
13498 posts
Posted on 7/3/13 at 10:22 am to
Tan Cans #3! Woooooo!
Posted by LSUGUMBO
Shreveport, LA
Member since Sep 2005
8542 posts
Posted on 7/3/13 at 10:26 am to
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32. Beer 30. Bonus points for the purple can. No points for anything else.


This stuff ended up at my house a couple of years ago. I swear, it multiplied like Gremlins. I ended up dumping it out. It was terrible.
Posted by Mr Fusion
The American Dream City
Member since Dec 2010
7457 posts
Posted on 7/3/13 at 11:09 am to
I dont understand why there is always so much hate for Rolling Rock
Posted by BayouBengal
Member since Nov 2003
28275 posts
Posted on 7/3/13 at 11:18 am to
The whole "National Beer of Texas" slogan for Lone Star is kind of annoying. We get it, you were once the Republic of Texas. But don't forget you were in such debt that you sold out and joined the US to get the debt absolved. But sometimes I'm a sucker for a cheap beer in a dive, $1.50 tall boys are tough to pass up.
Posted by B&TCoonhound
Fighting in the Kumite
Member since Feb 2013
2004 posts
Posted on 7/3/13 at 12:55 pm to
Even though they don't make South Paw anymore, it should have been on this list.
Posted by More beer please
Member since Feb 2010
45069 posts
Posted on 7/3/13 at 1:15 pm to
high life at 31?!



At least he had grain belt at #1
Posted by PANTHER
Bunkie
Member since Oct 2004
2274 posts
Posted on 7/3/13 at 2:40 pm to
A lot of anger in this idiot.
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
50197 posts
Posted on 7/3/13 at 4:58 pm to
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"8. Lone Star. shite, I wish I had a big, brash opinion about this one, but it's the most middle-of-the-road thing ever to come out of Oklahoma's southern sister. It's good in certain applications, such as when it's a thousand degrees out or you're trying to avoid Corona and margarita slushies at a license-plates-on-the-wall restaurant."




The writer has clearly spent sufficient time around Texans to form an intelligent opinion.
Posted by tigersnipen
Member since Dec 2006
2085 posts
Posted on 7/3/13 at 5:23 pm to
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but it's the most middle-of-the-road thing ever to come out of Oklahoma's southern sister.


@ the Texas citizens getting their panties in a wad
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