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30 harshest musician on musician insults

Posted on 6/20/13 at 12:16 pm
Posted by TheDoc
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Posted on 6/20/13 at 12:16 pm
Posted by TheDoc
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Posted on 6/20/13 at 12:19 pm to
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16. Alan McGee on Coldplay

“Coldplay are the dictionary definition of corporate rock. The singer is about as weird as Phil Collins. They are career rock personified. EMI should’ve signed Otis The Aadvark instead. At least he only sucks his thumb rather than corporate cock.”


This post was edited on 6/20/13 at 12:20 pm
Posted by MC123
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
2029 posts
Posted on 6/20/13 at 12:27 pm to
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24. Courtney Love on Dave Grohl
“As for that drummer, well, he’s hit on me so many times. He’s just a very very conflicted guy about me, which is why he continually writes songs about me to hear he ‘hates’ me more than ‘anyone else.’ Kurt loathed HIM more than anyone else (except a journalist) … He’s just sub-mediocre kind of [guy] who does this ‘nice guy’ nonsense.”

dayum

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23. Dave Grohl on Courtney Love
“She’s an ugly fricking bitch.”




these are awesome to read
Posted by Geaux1997
Frick Bama
Member since Dec 2012
141 posts
Posted on 6/20/13 at 12:30 pm to
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4. Elton John on Keith Richards
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“It’s like a monkey with arthritis, trying to go onstage and look young.”


Bold words from a "musician" that doesn't even have a fraction of the talent that Keith does.
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50255 posts
Posted on 6/20/13 at 12:30 pm to
John Lennon on Paul McCartney:

So Sgt. Pepper took you by surprise
You better see right through that mother's eyes
Those freaks was right when they said you was dead
The one mistake you made was in your head
Ah, how do you sleep?
Ah, how do you sleep at night?

You live with straights who tell you you was king
Jump when your momma tell you anything
The only thing you done was yesterday
And since you're gone you're just another day
Ah, how do you sleep?
Ah, how do you sleep at night?

Ah, how do you sleep?
Ah, how do you sleep at night?

A pretty face may last a year or two
But pretty soon they'll see what you can do
The sound you make is muzak to my ears
You must have learned something in all those years
Ah, how do you sleep?
Ah, how do you sleep at night?


Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 6/20/13 at 12:35 pm to
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They have good tunes, but they’re pricks, so frick ‘em.



Leave it to Wayne to throw in a compliment while insulting someone. I'm surprised he was able to insult anyone, honestly.
Posted by Rickety Cricket
Premium Member
Member since Aug 2007
46883 posts
Posted on 6/20/13 at 12:41 pm to
The Gallagher/Kaiser Chiefs takedown should be top 3. That is brutal.
Posted by nerd guy
Grapevine
Member since Dec 2008
12724 posts
Posted on 6/20/13 at 1:02 pm to
12. Mark “E” Everett on The Beatles
“John Lennon sings about peace because he’s a woman-beater. Hippies are so full of shite."
Posted by Monday
Prairieville
Member since Mar 2013
5005 posts
Posted on 6/20/13 at 2:19 pm to
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“You could go to any Levellers concert and stand in the middle and shout, ‘Jeremy!’, and 75% of the audience would turn round.”

Idk why, but this one made me
Posted by Sublime
The Rocky Mountains
Member since Aug 2009
593 posts
Posted on 6/20/13 at 2:35 pm to
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Haters gone hate, especially unsuccessful, nut-hungry haters like Anton Newcombe.

He is so talented. It's a shame he is such a perfectionist and has an ego bigger than kanye west.
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19367 posts
Posted on 6/20/13 at 3:03 pm to
26. Trent Reznor on Marilyn Manson
“A malicious guy [who] will step on anybody’s face to succeed, and cross any line of decency.”


Interesting because they often get lumped together by people talking about music in the 90s
Posted by Patrick O Rly
y u do dis?
Member since Aug 2011
41187 posts
Posted on 6/20/13 at 5:58 pm to
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25. Mark E Smith on Mumford & Sons
“There was this other group warming up … and they were terrible. I said, ‘Shut them counts up!’ And they were still warming up, so I threw a bottle at them … I just thought they were a load of retarded Irish folk singers.”


Posted by landarky
Member since Jan 2007
310 posts
Posted on 6/20/13 at 6:03 pm to
Doc are you from the Metairie area originally by any chance?
Posted by Geaux1997
Frick Bama
Member since Dec 2012
141 posts
Posted on 6/20/13 at 7:06 pm to
Elton John can't hold a candle to Keef's stuff, be it with the Stones or solo, Keith's just too badass
This post was edited on 6/20/13 at 7:07 pm
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
45162 posts
Posted on 6/20/13 at 7:34 pm to
Surprised Noel Gallagher's insult on Michael Hutchence with Hutchence right in front of him was not on there


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At the 1996 Brit Awards, INXS‘ Michael Hutchence presented Oasis with the ’Best Video’ trophy. Hutchence who liked Oasis‘ music gave Liam Gallagher an emphatic hug and kiss on the cheek.

Then, Noel Gallagher took to the mic and made probably the biggest a-hole comment he has ever made in his career. Noel said,

”Has-beens shouldn’t be presenting awards to gonna-bes”.

Hutchence who committed suicide a year later was humiliated and embarrassed with many insiders saying that his incident contributed to his downward spiral.

Before his death, Hutchence did get a slight bit of revenge on Oasis. On the first single of the 1997 INXS album “Elegantly Wasted” the chorus has a drawn out lyric of:

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Elegantly wasted”
.

When Hutchence recorded his background vocals for the song he sang:

“IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Better Than Oasis“
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This post was edited on 6/20/13 at 7:39 pm
Posted by tiger114
Fairhope, AL
Member since Sep 2009
5224 posts
Posted on 6/22/13 at 10:13 am to
#2 made me want to throw up. What an a-hole.
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