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re: Charasmatic Athletes During Their Playing Days Who Make Horrible TV Analysts

Posted on 6/17/13 at 7:59 am to
Posted by Ford Frenzy
337 posts
Member since Aug 2010
6908 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 7:59 am to
Magic is probably the worst

at least Shaq is still funny
Posted by BehindtheWoodshed
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2007
2468 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 8:06 am to
Doug Flutie........terrible.
Posted by PortCityTiger24
Member since Dec 2006
87455 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 8:14 am to
Emmitt Smith was really really bad.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69120 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 8:14 am to
quote:

I liked when Strahan was interviewed as a player but he is insufferable on NFL on Fox and Regis and Kelly.


I can't stand strahan
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2005
74025 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 8:16 am to
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Emmitt Smith was really really bad.
what he gotta do is look inside hisself and carry the ball to the touchdown
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 8:16 am to
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what he gotta do is look inside hisself and carry the ball to the touchdown


Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
156796 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 8:18 am to
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what he gotta do is look inside hisself and carry the ball to the touchdown



Exactly. I don't know if he was actually even a bad analyst. For all I know he could've had fantastic insight on the game, but he is borderline literally retarded so I just couldn't understand anything he said.
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
88249 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 8:42 am to
Posted by Zamoro10
Member since Jul 2008
14743 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 8:49 am to
Todd Christensen
Shannon Sharpe
Posted by Keltic Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2006
22106 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 8:58 am to
Prime Time was as bad as Irving, who is the worst by far.
Posted by SpartyGator
Detroit Lions fan
Member since Oct 2011
82662 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 8:58 am to
quote:

Michael Irvin
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
123430 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 9:00 am to
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I'm pretty sure Ray Lewis is going to be terrible


Boy, I can't wait to hear about Gawd 50 times a segment!!!
Posted by EvrybodysAllAmerican
Member since Apr 2013
12868 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 9:07 am to
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Charasmatic Athletes During Their Playing Days Who Make Horrible TV Analysts


Im trying to think of one that doesnt suck...does Gruden count as an athlete?
This post was edited on 6/17/13 at 9:10 am
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
88249 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 9:11 am to
The Emmitt Smith Anthology


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Emmitt Smith is the man. I'm serious - the last thing I'm being right now is facetious. Despite his inability to speak English, Emmitt sits in front of the camera, broadcasting to millions of homes in the U.S., and speaks incorrectly and incoherently every single week. He's a hero - and a very entertaining one at that. I made sure I was up at 11 every Sunday morning this fall just to hear Emmitt speak. Sure, I was writing down all of his grammatically incorrect sentences and phrases, but that's why he was so fun to watch. I really hope ESPN doesn't let him go. If they do, I'm going to switch to another network. I don't think I could live without posting my weekly Emmitt quotes on this site.

In hoping ESPN extends Emmitt's contract and offers him billions of dollars (let's face it, he's the most entertaining man on TV), I've compiled all of the Emmitt quotes I've posted on this site or kept in reserve. I just pray that I can do this again next year.

I've sorted all of the Emmitt quotes categorically, and have included a comment with each one. Enjoy!

Posted by Gtothemoney
Da North Shore
Member since Sep 2012
17722 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 9:16 am to
I can't stand listening to Dan Dierdorf.
Posted by cfish140
BR
Member since Aug 2007
9216 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 9:41 am to
i dont think magic is bad. i fricking hate steve young and that one southern miss game where favre did the color commentary was one of the most awkward things ive ever experienced
Posted by Snakebucket
New Braunfels, Texas
Member since Sep 2011
3601 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 9:42 am to
Tim Tebow. Just wait, It'll happen. SOON.
Posted by OBUDan
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
40723 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 9:55 am to
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Emmitt Smith is the only answer.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
104483 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 9:58 am to
No mentions of Emmett Smith?

I seem to recall him being a shitty ESPN analyst at one point, barely able to string a sentence together.

EDIT - Looks like I had the same idea as several other people at roughly the same time.
This post was edited on 6/17/13 at 9:59 am
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84472 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 10:26 am to
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what he gotta do is look inside hisself and carry the ball to the touchdown



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