re: Dad defends family from bear with telescope, You OK Roger

Inuit Eskimo and his shite knife.

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Davis: The Inuit didn’t fear the cold; they took advantage of it. During the 1950s the Canadian government forced the Inuit into settlements. A family from Arctic Bay told me this fantastic story of their grandfather who refused to go. The family, fearful for his life, took away all of his tools and all of his implements, thinking that would force him into the settlement. But instead, he just slipped out of an igloo on a cold Arctic night, pulled down his caribou and sealskin trousers, and defecated into his hand. As the feces began to freeze, he shaped it into the form of an implement. And when the blade started to take shape, he put a spray of saliva along the leading edge to sharpen it. That’s when what they call the “shite knife” took form. He used it to butcher a dog. Skinned the dog with it. Improvised a sled with the dog’s rib cage, and then, using the skin, he harnessed up an adjacent living dog. He put the shite knife in his belt and disappeared into the night.

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TL:DR
Inuit goes into the wilderness, makes a knife with his own feces, kills a dog with it, makes a sled from that dog and uses another dog to pull the sled. Survives. Outdoor level: 99