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Wife just told me to go get a new truck and bass boat!
Posted on 4/7/13 at 10:49 pm
Posted on 4/7/13 at 10:49 pm
She is drunk and taking hydrocodone for her broke ribs, but hey!!! She said it and I got it on tape. Thinking bout a Tundra and Ranger Comanche. Think she'll be pissed if I come home with a new rig tomorrow? 
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Posted on 4/7/13 at 10:51 pm to SmackoverHawg
Beat her up about it so she'd say yes?
Broken ribs, wow
Broken ribs, wow
Posted on 4/7/13 at 10:51 pm to SmackoverHawg
You would only get to keep one when she divorces your arse so don't fall in love with both.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 10:52 pm to jack6294
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Beat her up about it so she'd say yes?
Broken ribs, wow
Nah, she wrecked us on her four wheeler. Almost killed me. Maybe it's guilt? Or meds.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 10:55 pm to Chad504boy
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PIIHB2nite
Just heard her snoring. She just may wake up with a sore arse and a case of hemorrhoids.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 10:57 pm to SmackoverHawg
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She is drunk and taking hydrocodone for her broke ribs,
PIIHB
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Wife just told me to go get a new truck and bass boat!
Need to be shopping now
Posted on 4/7/13 at 10:57 pm to SmackoverHawg
I'm guessing she ain't paying for it...
Posted on 4/7/13 at 10:59 pm to Clyde Tipton
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I'm guessing she ain't paying for it...
Actually, she said she would. We'll see if she is as generous after she sleeps it off. I wish the dealerships were open at night!
Posted on 4/7/13 at 11:03 pm to SmackoverHawg
I'd go with a fully loaded Raptor, go big or go home right? She'll be equally as pissed.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 11:05 pm to ZacAttack
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I'd go with a fully loaded Raptor, go big or go home right? She'll be equally as pissed.
She told me I was too old for a Raptor. I'm just 38. That's not too old for a Raptor is it? I think she is afraid I'd just be too damn sexy in it. Same reason she always lays out plaid shorts and shite for me to wear.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 11:06 pm to SmackoverHawg
I like the earlier ideas better.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 11:33 pm to DrTyger
Phiib and take pictures. If she threatens divorce tell her that her naked arse will be all over the internet then go buy a boat and truck.
She can buy a new bikini to wear on the boat and get a killer tan.
Ooh yeah pics of her drugged out drunk naked arse. 
She can buy a new bikini to wear on the boat and get a killer tan.
Ooh yeah pics of her drugged out drunk naked arse.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 11:37 pm to SmackoverHawg
If you get a Raptor, you will have the king of trucks. No big deal. Who cares if she doesn't like it?! Unless that's a make or break for her. Good luck, tho bud!
I would weep if I bought a Raptor
I would weep if I bought a Raptor
Posted on 4/7/13 at 11:40 pm to m2pro
Raptor does that come in the Harley Davidson package and can you get a dulley.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 11:46 pm to bulldog95
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Phiib and take pictures. If she threatens divorce tell her that her naked arse will be all over the internet then go buy a boat and truck.
Do this, but post the pics no matter what.
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She can buy a new bikini to wear on the boat and get a killer tan.
Take pics of this too.
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Ooh yeah pics of her drugged out drunk naked arse.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 11:51 pm to SmackoverHawg
:doit:
I've been truck shopping all evening myself.
Found a 7.3 with a 5spd
Debt, here I come.
I've been truck shopping all evening myself.
Found a 7.3 with a 5spd
Debt, here I come.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 11:53 pm to SmackoverHawg
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Wife just told me to go get a new truck and bass boat!
IT'S A TRAP!
<insert "It's a trap!" meme>
This post was edited on 4/7/13 at 11:54 pm
Posted on 4/8/13 at 12:10 am to SmackoverHawg
If I were you, Id be out the door before the sun touched the horizion.
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