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What I think Payton should do to motivate the team this year.

Posted on 4/1/13 at 1:13 pm
Posted by Patrick O Rly
y u do dis?
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 4/1/13 at 1:13 pm
Lunch pails. Everybody get's one. Have to keep them with you at all times. Why? Getting back to work, that's why. First team meeting: Payton takes out the "Bring the Wood" bat from the 09 playoffs. Smashes all the lunch pails. Why? That gimmick shite doesn't work.

Everyone goes outside and throws their lunch pails in a hole. They bury them. No time for lunch. Hafta get back to work, but first a midnight jog through the woods. Why coach? What is this? Oh! Slavery. We have to come together as a team guys.

Everyone go back to dorms and sleep under "Do your job" blankets. #grindtime
Posted by liquid rabbit
Boxtard BPB®© emeritus
Member since Mar 2006
60746 posts
Posted on 4/1/13 at 1:15 pm to
April 1 would be a good date to buy lunch pails.


ETA: and send the rookies out to get their free turkey to put in the pail.
This post was edited on 4/1/13 at 1:17 pm
Posted by TigerStick
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2005
1135 posts
Posted on 4/1/13 at 1:16 pm to
You forgot that he should measure the practice field, and show it's 100yds. Same as the real game field.

Posted by Hoodoo Man
Sunshine Pumping most days.
Member since Oct 2011
31637 posts
Posted on 4/1/13 at 1:19 pm to
Posted by SaintLSUnAtl
THE REAL MJ
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 4/1/13 at 1:20 pm to
Posted by Suntiger
BR or somewhere else
Member since Feb 2007
33002 posts
Posted on 4/1/13 at 1:22 pm to
What if we let them get in a bar fight and they spend the night in jail with each other? Then they would learn 'Heart'. This team needs 'Heart' to win!
Posted by LosLobos111
Austere
Member since Feb 2011
45385 posts
Posted on 4/1/13 at 1:37 pm to
How is fay shell lately?
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
64514 posts
Posted on 4/1/13 at 1:56 pm to
quote:

What I think Payton should do to motivate the team this year


After about one week when camp is still all fresh and fun, everyone feeling all giddy and good about themselves cut 4-5 guys.

Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
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Posted on 4/1/13 at 2:43 pm to
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
158799 posts
Posted on 4/2/13 at 8:25 am to
oh patrick you sure are crazy!!
Posted by OldSouth
Folsom, LA
Member since Oct 2011
10943 posts
Posted on 4/2/13 at 10:40 am to
Draft Mingo and cut him as soon as he gets off the plane in New Orleans to show that no one is safe.
Posted by mm2316
New Orleans Pelicans Fan
Member since Aug 2010
6942 posts
Posted on 4/2/13 at 11:04 am to
quote:

Lunch pails. Everybody get's one. Have to keep them with you at all times. Why? Getting back to work, that's why. First team meeting: Payton takes out the "Bring the Wood" bat from the 09 playoffs. Smashes all the lunch pails. Why? That gimmick shite doesn't work.

Everyone goes outside and throws their lunch pails in a hole. They bury them. No time for lunch. Hafta get back to work, but first a midnight jog through the woods. Why coach? What is this? Oh! Slavery. We have to come together as a team guys.

Everyone go back to dorms and sleep under "Do your job" blankets. #grindtime
Posted by Hulkklogan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2010
43309 posts
Posted on 4/2/13 at 11:10 am to
What in the frick did I just read
Posted by Interception
Member since Nov 2008
11089 posts
Posted on 4/2/13 at 11:24 am to
How about a bounty program
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
24777 posts
Posted on 4/2/13 at 2:53 pm to
quote:

Patrick O Rly



Posted by tigersint
Lafayette
Member since Nov 2012
3549 posts
Posted on 4/2/13 at 3:31 pm to
We should start up a helmet sticker program to take the place of our "bounty program".

Haha that will show goodell
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