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Funny breakdown of the Marlins lineup from the Miami New Times

Posted on 3/29/13 at 2:09 pm
Posted by beaver
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Posted by volfan30
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Posted by Elleshoe
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Posted by Steamy Ray
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Posted on 3/29/13 at 2:18 pm to
after looking at that lineup, I can't see how people think the astros will have the worst record in baseball
Posted by ProjectP2294
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Posted on 3/29/13 at 2:20 pm to
He dropped a lot of f-bombs for being a blog on a legit news site.
Posted by zzemme
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Posted on 3/29/13 at 2:51 pm to
That was great
Posted by dgtiger3
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Posted on 3/29/13 at 3:06 pm to
Pretty good summary, lol.
Posted by alabamabuckeye
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Posted on 3/29/13 at 3:22 pm to
Awesome find
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 3/29/13 at 3:26 pm to
That's pretty awesome.
Posted by mattz1122
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Posted on 3/29/13 at 3:30 pm to
This will be the year Casey Kotchman finally breaks out.
Posted by Nof603
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Posted by kballa6
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Posted on 3/29/13 at 4:10 pm to
He may not have a job come opening day after that blog.
Posted by BoardReader
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Posted on 3/29/13 at 4:21 pm to
I'm looking forward to someone having a few Harry Doyle moments with the Marlins this year.

"Slow ground ball hit to...whoever the hell that guy is. Throw over to first and that's the ball game, Marlins lose 9-0. Time to look at the box.....Marlins score no runs, have 3 errors...and one hit. That's it? One -bleeeping bleep bleep- hit?"

"You can't say that on the air!"

"Who gives a shite, nobody's watching or listening."
Posted by TigerintheNO
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Posted by reddman
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Posted on 3/29/13 at 4:33 pm to
quote:

Catcher Rob Brantly came to the Marlins in the Anibal Sanchez/Omar Infante/Our fricking Season Is Over trade last season,


Posted by maclauer
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Posted on 3/29/13 at 4:42 pm to
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This is a thing that is not OK: 37-year-old Placido Polanco batting cleanup. Polanco has a career 103 home runs in FIFTEEN YEARS. I remember thinking, "You know, Polanco would be a nice pickup for the Marlins," but sadly this was around the same time I was also thinking, "I wonder if Mystikal could one day be the greatest rapper to ever live" and "I can't believe Dan Marino retired yesterday." To say Polanco is past his prime is to say Jodi Arias might have a crazy stabby side. Knock em' home, PP!

Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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"Thank God for the Marlins"

- Pirates fans
Posted by FootballNostradamus
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Posted on 3/29/13 at 7:13 pm to
Zomg lololol
Posted by St Augustine
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Posted by St Augustine
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Posted on 3/29/13 at 9:32 pm to


Double but still funny.
This post was edited on 3/29/13 at 9:34 pm
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