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Boomhauer
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When I do get a car I'll have it made. I could turn some screamo or somehting on full blast at midnight and they wouldn't even stir. Deep sleeping parents ftmfw





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GABlueDog
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Lights off > she said I need a condom > I didn't have one > I crinkled a receipt that was in my pants and said I put one on > had sex > she noticed once I was inside and didn't care at that point.

Turns out she was a huge whore and that was a risky move


I've done dumber, but thats one of my fave stories. I tried it once more with a different chick and she called me out immediately.




I also liked the one about shimmying up a drain pipe into the attic.






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Boomhauer
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a receipt that was in my pants






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TheCaterpillar
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My actual dumbest one:

Christmas Eve 1 week after I had totaled my own vehicle, I stole my mom's car at 3 AM hammered and drove to a girl's parents house to hook up. Slept over and awoke to her dad knocking on the door telling her to come in the living room to open presents. I snuck out her window (way I came in) and came to find my mom's SUV parked halfway in their front yard. When I got home at 11 AM, everyone in my family had already opened presents next to the tree and were just staring at me like I shot someone.

I was about 20 and so was the girl. We were both home from college on Xmas break.

ETA:

Xanax and booze are a dangerous mix. That was one of the last times I partied on benzos. Oh, and she was an OT 2/10, skinny but busted arse ho



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UncleRuckus
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Opened a car door once to show I was all classy and shite





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Geauxld Finger
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My actual dumbest one:

Christmas Eve 1 week after I had totaled my own vehicle, I stole my mom's car at 3 AM hammered and drove to a girls parents house to hook up. Slept over and awoke to her dad knocking on the door telling her to come in the living room to open presents. I snuck out her window (way I came in) and came to find my mom's SUV parked halfway in their front yard. When I got home at 11 AM, everyone in my family had already opened presents next to the tree and were just staring at me like I shot someone.

I was about 20 and so was the girl. We were both home from college on Xmas break.


winner






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GABlueDog
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Caterpillar like a horny grinch.





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Cdawg
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doesnt matter

had sex

exactly!





However, I figured you would have had a few good stories with all the LLotOT you've laid.






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tgrbaitn08
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re: What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?


Got married

Eta guess I wasn't the only one



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TheCaterpillar
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Got married






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NameWithheld
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I don't know that this qualifies, but I INSISTED that this girl I was seeing at the time bring me Taco Bell during the height of the storm of Tropical Storm Allison. She made it with the food, I ate it, and we had relations while her car flooded out overnight while parked on the street.

Good times!






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Brightside Bengal
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Caterpillar like a horny grinch.



This made me seriously LOL for some reason






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Papa Tigah
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Promised to take it easy on her hot mom.





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CarRamrod
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When I do get a car I'll have it made. I could turn some screamo or somehting on full blast at midnight and they wouldn't even stir. Deep sleeping parents ftmfw


what are you, 10?






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Tmacelroy12
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I don't know that this qualifies, but I INSISTED that this girl I was seeing at the time bring me Taco Bell during the height of the storm of Tropical Storm Allison. She made it with the food, I ate it, and we had relations while her car flooded out overnight while parked on the street.

You're an a-hole

ETA: Oh and the first time I read your story Carson, I thought you flipped your mom's car and magically drove it back home. I was pretty damn confused




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GABlueDog
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I INSISTED that this girl I was seeing at the time bring me Taco Bell during the height of the storm of Tropical Storm Allison.



Classy.






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TigerHam85
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Fly to NYC





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Foo
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re: What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?


After highschool dance i met a girl at mcdonalds in st francisville with intentions to hook up. had no place to go so we did it right there in my car in the parking lot. people were watching but it was a good time.





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detmut
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re: What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?


I put on my clothes that make me look tall
I don’t think about it, cause I don’t think at all
I dress high class, makes me look high paid
You know I do it baby cause I wanta get laid
I’m just a slave to my dick
It really makes me sick

I lie to myself and to my friends too
And if I want your girl I’ll lie to you too
I’ll play stupid games, do whatever it takes
Cause I’ve gotta have a ball and the time’s getting late
I’m just a slave to my dick
It really makes me sick

I live in the bars, I live in the pubs
My mind is a blank from drinking in the clubs
I do a lot of talking but I don’t say much
I can’t be real cause I’m such, you know I’m such a
Slave to my dick
It really makes me sick

Slave to my dick
Slave to my dick
Slave to my dick
Slave to my dick






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Placebeaux
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at 15 I would wait until 12-1am then push my dirtbike about 1/4 mile down the road then take off on loud arse dirtbike with no lights 4 miles up the road to pick up chick to goose on the levee by the rock pile.

awesome times






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