My actual dumbest one:
Christmas Eve 1 week after I had totaled my own vehicle, I stole my mom's car at 3 AM hammered and drove to a girl's parents house to hook up. Slept over and awoke to her dad knocking on the door telling her to come in the living room to open presents. I snuck out her window (way I came in) and came to find my mom's SUV parked halfway in their front yard. When I got home at 11 AM, everyone in my family had already opened presents next to the tree and were just staring at me like I shot someone.
I was about 20 and so was the girl. We were both home from college on Xmas break.
Xanax and booze are a dangerous mix. That was one of the last times I partied on benzos. Oh, and she was an OT 2/10, skinny but busted arse ho
This post was edited on 3/11 at 4:28 pm