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Attacked by a creatures in the woods last month
Posted on 2/24/13 at 10:11 pm
Posted on 2/24/13 at 10:11 pm
Ok here it is.
as i am sitting here watching finding bigfoot reminds me of my monster attack last month. I was attacked by a ground monster One night after coming in from a deer hunt. i was already a bit weary as we have big bears at our camp and tons of rattlesnakes and I had already pissed one off one bear earlier that year and it broke off a branch and snapped his jaw at me, ( my ten year old daughter and I must have got too close to it when we had to change fields at dusk after getting bleeped by a doe.) and stepped on a big snake. i was using a climber and the deer come out right at dark so it is very dark by the time i climb down pick up all my scent lures etc and all I have is my cap light as i left my big light in the truck. as i get about 100 yards past a food plot and begin crossing a road by a bog I hear rustling in the brush. It sounded like a big snake moving around the ground by the road or like a bunch of little pigs. I make some noise expecting it to flee but it moves towards me, I make more noise it keeps coming right at me. I start yelling making aggressive sounds, but it keeps coming towards me. Finally I have enough put up warning shot. it doesnt work and it keeps coming at me now at a slightly faster pace. I can not see anything but it is getting closer and now fear is a factor as I know everyone else has already gone home and I am in the middle of the woods with a dead cell phone. It makes no sense I keep yelling as it keeps coming at me at a faster pace. It sounds like it is 20 yards away maybe closer and I am getting unnerved. If I get attacked I am on my own and will likely get no help until next morning. I take my 30-06 a fire into the bush where noise is coming from as I am now a little rattled and don't know what else to do. It keeps coming then It stops finally. I get the hell out of there. It was ......(you tell me)
as i am sitting here watching finding bigfoot reminds me of my monster attack last month. I was attacked by a ground monster One night after coming in from a deer hunt. i was already a bit weary as we have big bears at our camp and tons of rattlesnakes and I had already pissed one off one bear earlier that year and it broke off a branch and snapped his jaw at me, ( my ten year old daughter and I must have got too close to it when we had to change fields at dusk after getting bleeped by a doe.) and stepped on a big snake. i was using a climber and the deer come out right at dark so it is very dark by the time i climb down pick up all my scent lures etc and all I have is my cap light as i left my big light in the truck. as i get about 100 yards past a food plot and begin crossing a road by a bog I hear rustling in the brush. It sounded like a big snake moving around the ground by the road or like a bunch of little pigs. I make some noise expecting it to flee but it moves towards me, I make more noise it keeps coming right at me. I start yelling making aggressive sounds, but it keeps coming towards me. Finally I have enough put up warning shot. it doesnt work and it keeps coming at me now at a slightly faster pace. I can not see anything but it is getting closer and now fear is a factor as I know everyone else has already gone home and I am in the middle of the woods with a dead cell phone. It makes no sense I keep yelling as it keeps coming at me at a faster pace. It sounds like it is 20 yards away maybe closer and I am getting unnerved. If I get attacked I am on my own and will likely get no help until next morning. I take my 30-06 a fire into the bush where noise is coming from as I am now a little rattled and don't know what else to do. It keeps coming then It stops finally. I get the hell out of there. It was ......(you tell me)
Posted on 2/24/13 at 10:17 pm to TutHillTiger
It was a green jeans coming to check your license before you put a 180 grain core lokt in him by blindly firing into the bushes.
Posted on 2/24/13 at 10:17 pm to TutHillTiger
quote:
It sounds like it is 20 yards away maybe closer and I am getting unnerved. If I get attacked I am on my own and will likely get no help until next morning. I take my 30-06 a fire into the bush where noise is coming from as I am now a little rattled and don't know what else to do. It keeps coming then It stops finally. I get the hell out of there. It was ......(you tell me)
Probably a game warden.
Posted on 2/24/13 at 10:18 pm to TutHillTiger
If Felicianatigerfan reads this, he will never go back in the woods in the dark. He is a little spooky in the dark. 
Posted on 2/24/13 at 10:19 pm to TutHillTiger
Going with game warden.
Or
You were on meth.
Or
You're full of shite.
Or
You were on meth.
Or
You're full of shite.
This post was edited on 2/24/13 at 10:22 pm
Posted on 2/24/13 at 10:20 pm to TutHillTiger
Whether your story is true or not, the hair raised a little of the back of my neck while reading this
Posted on 2/24/13 at 10:26 pm to Clyde Tipton
quote:
Probably a game warden
No way a game warden doesn't ID himself after this guy fires off a shot.
Posted on 2/24/13 at 10:28 pm to TutHillTiger
If not an alien, then armadillo?
Posted on 2/24/13 at 10:29 pm to Choirboy
quote:
No way a game warden doesn't ID himself after this guy fires off a shot.
Well, actually there is one way.
Posted on 2/24/13 at 10:29 pm to ZacAttack
I'm leaning towards armadillo too. They can make quite a ruckus in the woods and you will swear it is a squatch coming through the brush.
Posted on 2/24/13 at 10:32 pm to TutHillTiger
quote:
I get the hell out of there. It was ......(you tell me)
A COON!!! Pussy!!!
Posted on 2/24/13 at 10:32 pm to El Josey Wales
I hate dillos.
I found this ridiculous rub line on my lease in a whole bunch of palmettos.
So I go back to the truck (didn't have the van at the time) get my climber, climb the tree get settled in. All of a sudden I hear this serious crashing through the palmettos, I throw my gun up and think frick yeah here's that big fricker comin. Then I see its just an armadillo.
I found this ridiculous rub line on my lease in a whole bunch of palmettos.
So I go back to the truck (didn't have the van at the time) get my climber, climb the tree get settled in. All of a sudden I hear this serious crashing through the palmettos, I throw my gun up and think frick yeah here's that big fricker comin. Then I see its just an armadillo.
Posted on 2/24/13 at 10:33 pm to TutHillTiger
you got trolled by an armadillo. and you are a huge wimp
Posted on 2/24/13 at 10:33 pm to TutHillTiger
quote:
take my 30-06 a fire into the bush where noise is coming from as I am now a little rattled and don't know what else to do. It keeps coming then It stops finally. I get the hell out of there. It was ......(you tell me)
Fire at the noise? Into the brush? Are you f$%king retarded?
Posted on 2/24/13 at 10:33 pm to TutHillTiger
it was a shite eatin' dog,,, you're lucky to have escaped.. 
Posted on 2/24/13 at 10:34 pm to ZacAttack
I drew down on an armadillo one night coming out of the swamp after it moved to rush at me. Luckily it turned and left because I didn't need temporary blindness and deafness.
Of course, I knew what the hell I was pointing at and not randomly shooting into a moving bush (an excellent way to kill someone).
Of course, I knew what the hell I was pointing at and not randomly shooting into a moving bush (an excellent way to kill someone).
This post was edited on 2/24/13 at 10:36 pm
Posted on 2/24/13 at 10:34 pm to Ole Geauxt
quote:
it was a shite eatin' dog,,, you're lucky to have escaped
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