re: Are HR reps fair game? (Posted on 1/17/13 at 4:02 pm to Mootsman)
First park in at least two handicapped parking spots, this will let them know that you're a go-getter and punctual at all costs. Second, you're going to want to take a smelly, audible crap in their restroom, it shows confidence. Then you should ask the HR "Lady" (or dame) if she wants to go a few rounds in the back of your corolla. THAT's how you nail an interview. But asking her on a date? No, that's beta as shite. Betas don't get call backs bro.