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wish i was tebow  UTEP Fan Baton Rouge Member since Feb 2009 23878 posts

| re: Friend calls you to hook up with his co-worker... (Posted on 12/7/12 at 2:56 pm to TexasTiger1185)
Hey yeah why not
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PhillyTide  Alabama Fan Philly Member since Oct 2011 151 posts

| re: Friend calls you to hook up with his co-worker... (Posted on 12/7/12 at 2:58 pm to TexasTiger1185)
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He says she has big tittys

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TexasTiger1185  LSU Fan New Orleans Member since Sep 2011 5994 posts

| re: Friend calls you to hook up with his co-worker... (Posted on 12/7/12 at 3:00 pm to PhillyTide)
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PhillyTide

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PhillyTide  Alabama Fan Philly Member since Oct 2011 151 posts

| re: Friend calls you to hook up with his co-worker... (Posted on 12/7/12 at 3:05 pm to TexasTiger1185)
Just saying, get a full body shot pic first...fat bitches can get creative. 
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tketaco  LSU Fan Big Sand Box Member since Jan 2010 6692 posts

| re: Friend calls you to hook up with his co-worker... (Posted on 12/7/12 at 3:18 pm to TexasTiger1185)
Easy lay, plus he'll be in your pocket if she's a fatty.
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shawnlsu  LSU Fan Member since Nov 2011 3941 posts

| re: Friend calls you to hook up with his co-worker... (Posted on 12/7/12 at 3:19 pm to TexasTiger1185)
OT7 or IRL7? ETA: Nevermind, I saw the answer. So she's probably a 4. It depends on how long its been since you made the secks and how much of a gamblin man you are. I'm in the boat that says do it, either she's a real 6-7 or your buddy owes you one. One way you have good secks, the other way you have secks and your buddy owes you. Win-Win
This post was edited on 12/7 at 3:25 pm
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mytigger  LSU Fan 19th hole Member since Jan 2008 11147 posts

| re: Friend calls you to hook up with his co-worker... (Posted on 12/7/12 at 3:24 pm to unbeWEAVEable)
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Friend hooked me up with someone that claimed she wanted a one night stand over a year ago. Bitch still calls me.
Must have shown her your new Rocketballz
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samson73103  Alabama Fan Krypton Member since Nov 2008 1924 posts

| re: Friend calls you to hook up with his co-worker... (Posted on 12/7/12 at 3:29 pm to shawnlsu)
While in college a buddy kept wanting to hook me up with a friend of his gf. Supposedly she was an 8 IRL and wanted some no strings attached action. I agreed to the plan. She was more like a 5 or 6 IRL so I was a little disappointed but went ahead and took one for the team. I was feeling pretty good about getting some strange until I went to drop her off the next morning. As we approached her house she became visibly upset and when I asked why she replied "my husband's home". For those of you who haven't encountered a situation such as this, take from me, it sucks!
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TexasTiger1185  LSU Fan New Orleans Member since Sep 2011 5994 posts

| re: Friend calls you to hook up with his co-worker... (Posted on 12/7/12 at 3:29 pm to mytigger)
Drinks scheduled for tonight. Will report back with deets. Also will never refer to details as deets again.
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Matisyeezy  Notre Dame Fan Member since Feb 2012 2577 posts

| re: Friend calls you to hook up with his co-worker... (Posted on 12/7/12 at 3:30 pm to mytigger)
She's definitely fat. There's really no other option. I'd go for it anyway, he'll owe you a big one (no pun intended) later. Unless she's unconscionably large. Then you say you're going to the bathroom and ditch your friend there and pray the huge broad eats him.
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tigerzballzdeep  LSU Fan Eugene, OR Member since Jun 2007 2309 posts

| re: Friend calls you to hook up with his co-worker... (Posted on 12/7/12 at 3:31 pm to TexasTiger1185)
A pussy in the hand is worth more than two in the bush?
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samson73103  Alabama Fan Krypton Member since Nov 2008 1924 posts

| re: Friend calls you to hook up with his co-worker... (Posted on 12/7/12 at 3:31 pm to mytigger)
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Friend hooked me up with someone that claimed she wanted a one night stand over a year ago. Bitch still calls me.
That's what happens when you stick it in all the way.
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Vlad  Vanderbilt Fan North AL Member since May 2012 639 posts

| re: Friend calls you to hook up with his co-worker... (Posted on 12/7/12 at 3:33 pm to TexasTiger1185)
Atta boy, take one for the team!
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TygerTyger  LSU Fan Houston Member since Oct 2010 2605 posts

| re: Friend calls you to hook up with his co-worker... (Posted on 12/7/12 at 3:46 pm to Vlad)

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LaBR4  LSU Fan Baton Rouge Member since Sep 2005 9708 posts

| re: Friend calls you to hook up with his co-worker... (Posted on 12/7/12 at 3:47 pm to TexasTiger1185)
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Drinks scheduled for tonight. Will report back with deets.
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Also will never refer to details as deets again

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LSUandAU Texas Member since Apr 2009 2727 posts

| re: Friend calls you to hook up with his co-worker... (Posted on 12/7/12 at 10:37 pm to TexasTiger1185)
You agree immediately and go out with her...if she is enough for you to get it up, you do it long time and enjoy. If she is not, you blame limpness on the booze and rub her good. Definely go for it!
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matthew25  Ole Miss Fan Member since Jun 2012 1533 posts

| re: Friend calls you to hook up with his co-worker... (Posted on 12/8/12 at 1:51 am to LSUandAU)
And? We are waiting.
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touchdownjeebus  LSU Fan Member since Sep 2010 1818 posts

| re: Friend calls you to hook up with his co-worker... (Posted on 12/8/12 at 2:03 am to matthew25)
She ate him...
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BOSCEAUX  LSU Fan Smooth up in ya! Member since Mar 2008 24526 posts

| re: Friend calls you to hook up with his co-worker... (Posted on 12/8/12 at 2:09 am to touchdownjeebus)
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She ate him...
I've been there, for his sake I hope she was at least a 5 with a decent body and questionable morals.
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El Josey Wales  LSU Fan Greater Geismar Member since Nov 2007 18582 posts

| re: Friend calls you to hook up with his co-worker... (Posted on 12/8/12 at 6:13 am to cas4t)
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This is why God invented facebook

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