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HerbEaverstinks
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Member since Jan 2011
3668 posts

re: Would you marry a midget?


I dated one once. We had a nice night, but the next morning, she got in the shower and I thought I was being nice by reaching in and turning the water on for her while I shaved.

All of a sudden she starts screaming, "turn it off, turn it off, don't you know this is like torrential rain"!







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brewhan davey
USA Fan
Audubon Place
Member since Sep 2010
25210 posts

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Celery
Southern Fan
Cornball
Member since Nov 2010
5734 posts

re: Would you marry a midget?


I did marry a real short girl. 4'11". Close enough.





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dischNoutTAspd
LSU Fan
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
909 posts

re: Would you marry a midget?


I wouldn't





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HerbEaverstinks
LSU Fan
Member since Jan 2011
3668 posts

re: Would you marry a midget?


She said she was in a fender-bender and when she jumped out of the car and ran up to the person who hit her, she exclaimed: "I'm not happy!"

And he said, "Well, you're definitely not Happy. Are you Sneezy, Sleepy, Dopey?"






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SaltyMcKracker
Ole Miss Fan
Member since Sep 2011
1555 posts

re: Would you marry a midget?


NSFW Language

Can I get a little security?

LINK



This post was edited on 11/29 at 10:21 am


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CajunCowboy35
LSU Fan
Member since Feb 2012
646 posts

re: Would you marry a midget?


I would try to spin her like a top on my dick





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rruss14
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Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2012
284 posts

re: Would you marry a midget?


quote:

I would try to spin her like a top on my dick









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Phoenix43
LSU Fan
Member since Sep 2012
156 posts

re: Would you marry a midget?


If she had a flat spot on top of her head? Hell yes, a good place to set my beer!





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pdubya76
Ole Miss Fan
Uncle PO Sted's place
Member since Mar 2012
1459 posts

re: Would you marry a midget?


No....most of them have a short temper.





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Tiger in Texas
Southeastern LA Fan
Houston, Texas
Member since Sep 2004
12531 posts

re: Would you marry a midget?


quote:

No, I wouldn't stoop that low.


This...






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fr33manator
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
45235 posts

re: Would you marry a midget?


Why not? It's the little things that count, right?






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HarryBalzack
At your mom's
Member since Oct 2012
7655 posts

re: Would you marry a midget?


Only if she had no teeth and a flat head.





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redstick13
Wofford Fan
Western Colorado
Member since Feb 2007
22018 posts

re: Would you marry a midget?


I feel it would be beneath me.





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el Gaucho
Lamar Fan
br
Member since Dec 2010
20031 posts

re: Would you marry a midget?


Handicap parking tag





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Stevo
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2004
5395 posts

re: Would you marry a midget?


would be awesome to dwarf someone.





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