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HerbEaverstinks 
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Member since Jan 2011
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I dated one once. We had a nice night, but the next morning, she got in the shower and I thought I was being nice by reaching in and turning the water on for her while I shaved.
All of a sudden she starts screaming, "turn it off, turn it off, don't you know this is like torrential rain"!
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brewhan davey 
USA Fan
Pine and Broadway
Member since Sep 2010
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| re: Would you marry a midget? (Posted on 11/29/12 at 10:12 am to hg)
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Celery 
Southern Fan
Cornball
Member since Nov 2010
5541 posts
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I did marry a real short girl. 4'11". Close enough.
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dischNoutTAspd
LSU Fan
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
909 posts
| re: Would you marry a midget? (Posted on 11/29/12 at 10:16 am to Motorboat)
I wouldn't
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HerbEaverstinks
LSU Fan
Member since Jan 2011
3381 posts
| re: Would you marry a midget? (Posted on 11/29/12 at 10:16 am to brewhan davey)
She said she was in a fender-bender and when she jumped out of the car and ran up to the person who hit her, she exclaimed: "I'm not happy!"
And he said, "Well, you're definitely not Happy. Are you Sneezy, Sleepy, Dopey?" 
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SaltyMcKracker 
Ole Miss Fan
Member since Sep 2011
985 posts
| re: Would you marry a midget? (Posted on 11/29/12 at 10:20 am to Motorboat)
NSFW Language
Can I get a little security?
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This post was edited on 11/29 at 10:21 am
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CajunCowboy35
LSU Fan
Member since Feb 2012
556 posts
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I would try to spin her like a top on my dick
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rruss14
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2012
210 posts
| re: Would you marry a midget? (Posted on 11/29/12 at 10:32 am to CajunCowboy35)
quote:
I would try to spin her like a top on my dick
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Phoenix43
LSU Fan
Member since Sep 2012
91 posts
| re: Would you marry a midget? (Posted on 11/29/12 at 10:46 am to rruss14)
If she had a flat spot on top of her head? Hell yes, a good place to set my beer! 
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pdubya76
Ole Miss Fan
Southwest Mississippi
Member since Mar 2012
795 posts
| re: Would you marry a midget? (Posted on 11/29/12 at 10:46 am to Motorboat)
No....most of them have a short temper.
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Tiger in Texas 
Ohio State Fan
Houston, Texas
Member since Sep 2004
11011 posts
| re: Would you marry a midget? (Posted on 11/29/12 at 9:16 pm to hg)
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No, I wouldn't stoop that low.
This...
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fr33manator
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
37623 posts
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Why not? It's the little things that count, right?
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HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
6283 posts
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Only if she had no teeth and a flat head.
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redstick13
Wichita State Fan
Western Colorado
Member since Feb 2007
18161 posts
| re: Would you marry a midget? (Posted on 11/29/12 at 9:55 pm to HarryBalzack)
I feel it would be beneath me.
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el Gaucho 
Lamar Fan
br
Member since Dec 2010
19900 posts
| re: Would you marry a midget? (Posted on 11/29/12 at 9:55 pm to Tmacelroy12)
Handicap parking tag
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Stevo
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2004
5170 posts
| re: Would you marry a midget? (Posted on 11/29/12 at 9:59 pm to el Gaucho)
would be awesome to dwarf someone.
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