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BTHog
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The average duration of sexual intercourse for humans is 2 minutes.


I don't believe this at all. Even when we're just getting in a quickie, it lasts longer ,much longer than that.

Someone out there must be REALLY quick to make up the difference.






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trillhog
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dude i'm not the one talking deep serious sexual talk like i've never had sex before like you do everytime you get a chance. you are the immature one.





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chinhoyang
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it takes me 12 minutes just to get it up






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DollaChoppa
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi darling. m/f?

You: whatever you want me to be

Stranger: I'm female. 20 years old

You: why does it matter

You: WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE

Stranger: Yeah I really love sex and a bit horney

You: oh

Stranger: just found the list of people who wants to have sex with me from facebook

You: well then

You: link

Stranger: You know how? Try this. http:/ /ph.ly/448u6

You: THANKS

Stranger: It says that your filling indicated in the application will remain secret until he or she select you with the same desire

Stranger: I spend all my horny time in Secret Desire. Select some people. And if selection is mutual we have a sex

You: nice

You: lets have a sex

Stranger: Talk to you later, have a nice sex :) you can find me in the application

Stranger: Secret Desire - http:// ph.ly/448u6

You: ok love you

You: did you go?

You: MY FIRST LOVE OVER ALREADY

You: HEART BROKEN

You have disconnected.


lol



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Darth_Vader
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dude i'm not the one talking deep serious sexual talk like i've never had sex before like you do everytime you get a chance. you are the immature one.


"deep serious sexual talk"? What the frick are you talking about? What "deep serious sexual talk" has been discussed in here? If you think my original post is "deep serious sexual talk" then I take back my assessment of your maturity being around the age of 13. It's more like 9 or 10.






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Gtothemoney
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Darth_Vader


Once told me his wife swallows like Maxwell House... Good to the last drop. So he must be doing something right.






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csorre1
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re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes


Clinton
Bush

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mikelbr
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Once told me his wife swallows like Maxwell House... Good to the last drop. So he must be doing something right.


Some of us like swallowing.


I mean them them DAMMIT!!!



eta: preciate some playing the administration twist. shite made me laugh in between the e-jabs between posters.



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Darth_Vader
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Once told me his wife swallows like Maxwell House


That she does. I know I am a lucky guy.






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TigersRuleTheEarth
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re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes


8 minutes?!

Bitch, I have shite to do and you have samiches to make!






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EarthwormJim
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Darth_Vader


Didn't you also claim your babysitter had sex with you when you were like 11?






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LSU lilly
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Interesting.





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Breesus
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I like to take my time. For me the biggest turn on is her getting off and losing control. That takes more than two minutes.


this






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Gtothemoney
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That she does. I know I am a lucky guy


I ain't mad atcha.






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Darth_Vader
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Didn't you also claim your babysitter had sex with you when you were like 11?


No, 12. I've bought it up in the threads about teachers banging their students and people post about how lucky the boys are. I posted it as someone who lived though something similar to attest to the fact that it's not cool what these women do to these boys and how it leaves them with scars and issues they have to live with the rest of their lives. It's not fun, it's not awesome. These women and monsters just like men who prey on girls and i want people to know it.

so, yeah, what else you want to know?






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Gtothemoney
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so, yeah, what else you want to know


Pics?






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NIH
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re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes


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No, 12. I've bought it up in the threads about teachers banging their students and people post about how lucky the boys are. I posted it as someone who lived though something similar to attest to the fact that it's not cool what these women do to these boys and how it leaves them with scars and issues they have to live with the rest of their lives. It's not fun, it's not awesome. These women and monsters just like men who prey on girls and i want people to know it.








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DollaChoppa
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She didn't make love to you and since that day you've vowed never to stop loving during sex





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Darth_Vader
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Breesus


That's the original post of mine that was deemed to be "creepy". Supposedly it gives too much "detail" for the delicate sensibilities of some in this thread.






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trillhog
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leaves them with scars and issues they have to live with the rest of their lives. It's not fun, it's not awesome


like being a super e-creep on a internet message board.






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