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trillhog
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| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:34 pm to Darth_Vader)
i need a pic of your wife, i'm thinking
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Tmacelroy12 
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| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:35 pm to Jenus)
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You got to build it until shes about to blow (not that again that was earlier)i mean explode. The type of thing that during her excitement her toes curl and uncurl so much they almost wriggle free of her foot.
Are you published in playboy?
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Topwater Trout
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| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:35 pm to LSUgirl4)
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i heard it was 8 minutes. i think an article in maxim a few years ago.
Well that is just a flat out lie 
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GreatLakesTiger24
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ignore username, i hate the north
Member since May 2012
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| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:35 pm to Darth_Vader)
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Rest of the time I like to take my time. For me the biggest turn on is her getting off and losing control. That takes more than two minutes.
wtf
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Banjo
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| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:35 pm to hendersonshands)
I haven't said anything about how often I get laid or how long it lasts so give it up.
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Darth_Vader 
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Wherever I may roam
Member since Dec 2011
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| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:35 pm to hendersonshands)
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So you're mad because no one is impressed that you talk about being a studly internet stud? All these e-bitches are so e-wet right now because of your thunderous e-dick.
LOL. what an immature little pick. There is nothing "studly internet sud" about a husband of 15 years liking giving his wife pleasure. Maybe once you grow the frick up you will realize the best part of having sex is looking at the woman you love and seeing her enjoy being intimate with you. It's the biggest turn on in the world. But until that day comes, you need to shut the frick up and let the adults talk.
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hendersonshands 
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| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:35 pm to Tmacelroy12)
Dear penthouse:
One time on tigerdroppings, I made everyone wet.
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mikelbr
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Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
9636 posts
| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:35 pm to Darth_Vader)
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you are the creepiest e-creeper of all time. you scare me
and frick you too
Your e-bro in filthy kink is here. Y'all get off the Vadar's ass. Dude was simply saying he liked to please his woman and gave some details. I for one think it's BULL shite when a sex thread is started and anyone get's creeped out or offended as I've been guilty of that shite a few times in the past.
Party on Vadar, you dirty fricker.
On topic: Sometimes 2 minutes is happening but I have to guess this average is skewed badly b/c I fricking wish I could finish in 2 min these days.
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OneMoreTime 
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Member since Dec 2008
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| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:35 pm to Darth_Vader)
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If we're having a little quickie... sure.
Rest of the time I like to take my time. For me the biggest turn on is her getting off and losing control. That takes more than two minutes.
Geez. Creepy McCreeperson over here
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NIH
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Hanging out with Kokayne Dawkinz
Member since Aug 2008
52089 posts
| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:36 pm to hendersonshands)
i wonder what his wife would think if she were to read his posts. granted, that is if she exists, which isn't probable.
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Slippery Slope 
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Member since Nov 2010
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| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:37 pm to GreatLakesTiger24)
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The average duration of sexual intercourse for humans is 2 minutes.
If I've been drinking.
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hendersonshands
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| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:37 pm to Darth_Vader)
 Immature to think you're creepy? You should write your own 50 Shades of Grey. You know how to make the bitches happy.
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Topwater Trout
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| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:37 pm to NoHoTiger)
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NoHoTiger
 for the second time today!
I have a can't fail system....tease them to death and by time the actual intercourse happens any amount of time is good
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Tmacelroy12
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Houston
Member since Aug 2012
5489 posts
| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:37 pm to hendersonshands)
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Dear penthouse:
One time on tigerdroppings, I made everyone wet.
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hendersonshands
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| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:38 pm to NIH)
Baby, I talked about your pussy on the internet today. Want me to go down on you?
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trillhog
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| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:38 pm to Darth_Vader)
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you will realize the best part of having sex is looking at the woman you love and seeing her enjoy being intimate with you
you can't make this shite up
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OneMoreTime
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Florida Gulf Coast Fan
Member since Dec 2008
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| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:38 pm to hendersonshands)
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Darth_Vader
Auburn Fan
Wherever I may roam
Member since Dec 2011
5917 posts
| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:38 pm to trillhog)
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trillhog
I'm betting this is a pic of the closest you've come to pussy in your life...
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glassman 
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| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:39 pm to Topwater Trout)
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I have a can't fail system....tease them to death and by time the actual intercourse happens any amount of time is good
I like the way you think Trout.
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GreatLakesTiger24
LSU Fan
ignore username, i hate the north
Member since May 2012
6856 posts
| re: average *tender love making session* duration is 2 minutes (Posted on 11/27/12 at 2:41 pm to Darth_Vader)
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realize the best part of having sex is looking at the woman you love and seeing her enjoy being intimate with you
I always thought it was nutting.
you gay brah?
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