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Steve Urkel was a Powerful Sorcerer

Posted on 11/15/12 at 10:52 am
Posted by BilJ
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Posted on 11/15/12 at 10:52 am
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We’re supposed to believe that Steve’s extraordinary accomplishments are all a result of his genius intellect, but no human being in the history of existence has been able to do the things this teenage nerd can do. If he were a real person, his scientific discoveries would have completely redefined our way of life. Steve Urkel would have singlehandedly propelled our species into its next stage of evolution. But to the rest of the characters on the show, Urkel’s miracles are treated like annoying everyday occurrences. We never see someone at the end of the episode go “Steve, maybe if you work the kinks out of your machine that turns anybody into Bruce Lee you can sell it to the military and make a fortune.” It’s as if the other characters are purposely turning a blind eye to all the fricked up things he’s able to do.


I've always thought about this myself. Steve was able to bring the world cloning, teleportation, time travel, etc.

shite even if he didn't want to share some of his inventions with the world he could have at least used his time travel machine to go kill Hitler or something. Instead he uses it to go play fricking pirate with Carl.
This post was edited on 11/15/12 at 10:53 am
Posted by Freauxzen
Utah
Member since Feb 2006
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Posted on 11/15/12 at 10:54 am to
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 11/15/12 at 11:08 am to
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shite even if he didn't want to share some of his inventions with the world he could have at least used his time travel machine to go kill Hitler or something.

shite and alter history forever?
Who knows what kind of world he'd wake up to...
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 11/15/12 at 11:08 am to
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However, since Urkel was sort of a one-note geek, the show quickly devolved into some sort of science-fantasy farce featuring clones, transformation chambers, time-travel and evil sentient ventriloquist dummies.

In fact, the show went so completely over the top with these ridiculous concepts that the viewer can only be left with one logical conclusion.

Steve Urkel is a damn witch.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
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Posted on 11/15/12 at 11:45 am to


gratuitous pic of aunt (pronounced 'awnt') rachel
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 11/15/12 at 11:49 am to
I once read that the mom left the show bc it had jumped the shark.

It went from being a feel good sitcom about a middle class AA family to a science fiction show about a huge nerd next door.
This post was edited on 11/15/12 at 11:58 am
Posted by BuckToothBilly
Member since May 2012
431 posts
Posted on 11/15/12 at 2:20 pm to
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Urkel


got swole up.

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