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SlowFlowPro 
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| re: Kate Upton Poses Topless in November 2012 ‘Cosmopolitan’ (Posted on 10/11/12 at 1:06 pm to PirateJunk)
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Doesn't look that weird to me.
she has a bulb on the end and it points down too much. she's hot, but her face isn't nearly as good as upton's
now gisele's man face v/ miller's nose is an interesting debate. i'll probably go with miller there
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JBeam 
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| re: Kate Upton Poses Topless in November 2012 ‘Cosmopolitan’ (Posted on 10/11/12 at 1:07 pm to Pumpkins)
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A higher percentage of women would prefer to have Gisele's figure. It's not all about what men want in a one night stand, it's about what feels good, and nothing feels good about flab
so what exactly is your argument here? Are you upset that they picked Upton for the cover over Gisele?
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Mystery 
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| re: Kate Upton Poses Topless in November 2012 ‘Cosmopolitan’ (Posted on 10/11/12 at 1:07 pm to SlowFlowPro)
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she has a bulb on the end and it points down too much. she's hot, but her face isn't nearly as good as upton's
now gisele's man face v/ miller's nose is an interesting debate. i'll probably go with miller there
for sure
1. kate
2. miller
3. manface
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LouisianaLady 
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| re: Kate Upton Poses Topless in November 2012 ‘Cosmopolitan’ (Posted on 10/11/12 at 1:07 pm to Mystery)
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not in shape? once again we don't like 15 year old boys
For her job title, she technically is out of shape. You have to keep in mind.. a woman with a body like that at 30 is HOLYSHITOMG. A girl at 18 with a body like that is nothing special. Get on Facebook and look at college girls' spring break photos. You see hoards of fit chicks in bikinis together.
I think Upton is pretty.. in girlie ways, actually. I love her pinup hair and her big red lips. She's a pretty girl.
That being said, I'm 22 (tomorrow!!) and have a COMPLETE different figure than her. Girls I knew at 18 with bodies like her aren't exactly thin now at 22.  Also, the OT preaches about women staying in shape after marriage/kids.. and her figure is one that will make that very very challenging. Nothing wrong with that.. and it doesn't take away from her prettiness now. Just something I find interesting.
I do not think she's a 10 though.
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Hugo Stiglitz
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| re: Kate Upton Poses Topless in November 2012 ‘Cosmopolitan’ (Posted on 10/11/12 at 1:07 pm to JBeam)
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she's got a bit of a manly face in some pictures of her.
Yeah she does and her face will not age well over the years.
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Pumpkins
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| re: Kate Upton Poses Topless in November 2012 ‘Cosmopolitan’ (Posted on 10/11/12 at 1:08 pm to SlowFlowPro)
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more people find upton ridiculously attractive
If you think more people find her ridiculously attractive than Marissa Miller, Adriana Lima, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, Heidi Klum... then you are dumb.
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LouisianaLady
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| re: Kate Upton Poses Topless in November 2012 ‘Cosmopolitan’ (Posted on 10/11/12 at 1:09 pm to JBeam)
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has he been living under a rock?
He's dumb.
He knew who Underwood was, but didn't put the names together. We watch G4 all the time.
I also showed him my current fave: Allison Brie
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SlowFlowPro
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| re: Kate Upton Poses Topless in November 2012 ‘Cosmopolitan’ (Posted on 10/11/12 at 1:09 pm to Pumpkins)
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If you think more people find her ridiculously attractive than Marissa Miller, Adriana Lima, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, Heidi Klum... then you are dumb.
why do you keep arguing with shite that i didn't say? did you go to zoolander's school or something?
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Mystery
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| re: Kate Upton Poses Topless in November 2012 ‘Cosmopolitan’ (Posted on 10/11/12 at 1:09 pm to LouisianaLady)
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For her job title, she technically is out of shape. You have to keep in mind.. a woman with a body like that at 30 is HOLYSHITOMG. A girl at 18 with a body like that is nothing special. Get on Facebook and look at college girls' spring break photos. You see hoards of fit chicks in bikinis together.
I think Upton is pretty.. in girlie ways, actually. I love her pinup hair and her big red lips. She's a pretty girl.
That being said, I'm 22 (tomorrow!!) and have a COMPLETE different figure than her. Girls I knew at 18 with bodies like her aren't exactly thin now at 22. Also, the OT preaches about women staying in shape after marriage/kids.. and her figure is one that will make that very very challenging. Nothing wrong with that.. and it doesn't take away from her prettiness now. Just something I find interesting.
I do not think she's a 10 though.
I pretty much agree with you. But I'm living in the now for this argument. And now she is smoking.
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JBeam
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| re: Kate Upton Poses Topless in November 2012 ‘Cosmopolitan’ (Posted on 10/11/12 at 1:09 pm to LouisianaLady)
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Also, the OT preaches about women staying in shape after marriage/kids.. and her figure is one that will make that very very challenging. Nothing wrong with that.. and it doesn't take away from her prettiness now. Just something I find interesting.
The OT also likes to play "Time machine" and worry about what a girl will look like thirty years from now. Which is really fricking stupid.
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LouisianaLady
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| re: Kate Upton Poses Topless in November 2012 ‘Cosmopolitan’ (Posted on 10/11/12 at 1:09 pm to Pumpkins)
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Pumpkins
OK wait. If I'm going to somewhat agree with you about her being on the cover of Cosmo, I have to say.. I have never even thought twice about Gisele.
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SlowFlowPro
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| re: Kate Upton Poses Topless in November 2012 ‘Cosmopolitan’ (Posted on 10/11/12 at 1:10 pm to LouisianaLady)
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Allison Brie
the deadly combo of cute chick with big tits
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Henry Jones Jr 
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| re: Kate Upton Poses Topless in November 2012 ‘Cosmopolitan’ (Posted on 10/11/12 at 1:11 pm to JBeam)
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worry about what a girl will look like thirty years from now.
I don't want a wife who is morbidly obese down the road. Sorry.
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Mystery
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| re: Kate Upton Poses Topless in November 2012 ‘Cosmopolitan’ (Posted on 10/11/12 at 1:11 pm to Hugo Stiglitz)
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Yeah she does and her face will not age well over the years.
This.
Brady is going to have to get lots of side.
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JBeam
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| re: Kate Upton Poses Topless in November 2012 ‘Cosmopolitan’ (Posted on 10/11/12 at 1:11 pm to LouisianaLady)
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I also showed him my current fave: Allison Brie
in my top 5.
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longhorn22 
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| re: Kate Upton Poses Topless in November 2012 ‘Cosmopolitan’ (Posted on 10/11/12 at 1:11 pm to Hugo Stiglitz)
i love things that are natural 
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Henry Jones Jr
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| re: Kate Upton Poses Topless in November 2012 ‘Cosmopolitan’ (Posted on 10/11/12 at 1:12 pm to Mystery)
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Brady is already getting lots of side.
FIFY
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JBeam
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| re: Kate Upton Poses Topless in November 2012 ‘Cosmopolitan’ (Posted on 10/11/12 at 1:12 pm to Henry Jones Jr)
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I don't want a wife who is morbidly obese down the road. Sorry.
I don't plan on getting married so this means nothing to me.
But, are you really worried about what Upton will look like thirty years from now when she's barely twenty years old 
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Hugo Stiglitz
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| re: Kate Upton Poses Topless in November 2012 ‘Cosmopolitan’ (Posted on 10/11/12 at 1:12 pm to Pumpkins)
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If you think more people find her ridiculously attractive than Marissa Miller, Adriana Lima, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, Heidi Klum... then you are dumb.
your basis for attractiveness seems to be narrow minded and almost solely focusing a women's overall body tone and definition.
When in reality, there is much more men find attractive on the female body.
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LouisianaLady
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| re: Kate Upton Poses Topless in November 2012 ‘Cosmopolitan’ (Posted on 10/11/12 at 1:14 pm to JBeam)
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The OT also likes to play "Time machine" and worry about what a girl will look like thirty years from now. Which is really fricking stupid.
It's stupid, but at the same time I get it. It kinda puts it into perspective in Upton's case.
For example, there are a lot of gorgeous celeb women over 40. Most you wouldn't put over the hottest younger ones, but you accept that they're 10s because of their hotness combined with their age. They beat out aging in a way.
For me, Upton is the opposite. She's a very attractive girl. But then someone says she's 18. And for some reason, that makes her less attractive to me because 18 is the skinniest part in any girl's life
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