re: memorable non-musical bits within songs

The radio sportscaster in "Paradise by the Dashboard Lights" by Meatloaf

"Ok, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker
going here, two down, nobody on, no score,
bottom of the ninth, there's the wind-up and
there it is, a line shot up the middle, look
at him go. This boy can really fly!
He's rounding first and really turning it on
now, he's not letting up at all, he's gonna
try for second; the ball is bobbled out in center,
and here comes the throw, and what a throw!
He's gonna slide in head first, here he comes, he's out!
No, wait, safe--safe at second base, this kid really
makes things happen out there.
Batter steps up to the plate, here's the pitch--
he's going, and what a jump he's got, he's trying
for third, here's the throw, it's in the dirt--
safe at third! Holy cow, stolen base!
He's taking a pretty big lead out there, almost
daring him to try and pick him off. The pitcher
glance over, winds up, and it's bunted, bunted
down the third base line, the suicide squeeze in on!
Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close,
here's the throw, there's the play at the plate,
holy cow, I think he's gonna make it!"

"You Never Even Called Me By My Name"

I can't believe I didn't think of that one. It is a classic.

Kanye West -- Blame Game

Chris Rock:

Ohh my God..
Baby you done took this shite to another motherfricking level
Now a neighbourhood **** like me aint supposed to be gettin no pussy like this
Damn, Damn! Who taught you how to get sexy for a ****?
(Yeezy taught me)
You never used to talk dirty, but now you got damn disgusting,
My, my God, where'd you learn that?
(Yeezy taught me)
Look at you motherfricking butt arse naked with these motherfricking Jimmy Choos off
Who taught you how to put some motherfricking Jimmy Choos on?
(Yeezy taught me)
Yo you took your game up a whole 'nother level, this is some Cirque 'u Soleil now!
You done went all porno on it, k. And I, and I love it..
And I thank you, I thank you, my dick thanks you!
How did you learn, how.. how did your game come up?
(Yeezy taught me)
I was fricking parts of your pussy I never frick before
I was in there like oo I never been here before. I've never even seen this part of town before.
It's like you got this shite re-upholstered or something. What the frick happened?
Who, who the frick got your pussy all re-upholstered?
(Yeezy re-upholstered my pussy)
You know what, I got to thank Yeezy.
And when I see that **** Imma thank him.
Imma buy his album, Imma download that.. Imma shoot a bootlegger!
That's how good I feel about this ****
Oww, I still can't believe you got me this watch. This motherfricker is the exact motherfricker I wanted
Even with the bezel this is the motherfricker I wanted. I saw this shite, I saw it
Twista had this shite on in The Source. I remember, Twista had this motherfricker on in The Source
That's right, that's right! Yo yo babe, yo yo this is the best birthday ever!
Where you learn to treat a **** like this?
(Yeezy taught me)
Yeezy taught you well, Yeezy taught you well.

A couple of other good lead ins are

Front Porch Song - REK
Sabu Visits the Twin Cities Alone - John Prine

shite, if it's going to be that kind of a party
I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

Beastie Boys - B-Boys Makin With The Freak Freak

The end of "Life's Been Good," I've never understood the whole, "Uh oh, here comes a flock of wah-wahs."

"Throw that Bob Marley wannabe mother-fricker outta here!" Tool from the Opiate album.

Metallica - One

Pink Floyd - Nobody Home

Guns N Roses - Civil War

GnR- Rocket Queen. Recording of. Steven Adler's gf moaning as Axl bangs her.

Weezer- Sweater Song- "life's so rad" etc

Prince--Coughs during intro to "Raspberry Beret"

Van Halen--DLR says,"I don't feel tardy!" among various other things during "Hot for Teacher."

Brian May--You can hear the Queen guitarist's fingers sliding up and down the strings during his solo on "We Will Rock You/We are the Champions".

Every other song from the late 70s to the early 80s--A telephone ringing.