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The Grown arse Elephant Man in the Room
Posted on 9/20/12 at 12:40 am
Posted on 9/20/12 at 12:40 am
Call him (up), maybe?
GAM Positives:
I think he has 17 goals in all competitions.
He's full of confidence.
His touch is slightly better than that of a rapist, probably closer to that of a gropey Goldman Sachs executive.
He scored perhaps the most beautiful goal ever to coronate the MLS All Stars as CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE!
Eddie Johnson Negatives:
He's slowed down quite a bit.
He mentions himself in tweets.
Goldman Sachs executives with gropey hands probably still have to attend court mandated sexual harassment seminars.
Passes the ball like a rapist.
This post was edited on 9/20/12 at 12:41 am
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Posted on 9/20/12 at 12:43 am to thenry712
Let's put GAM on the Pain Train
This post was edited on 9/20/12 at 12:44 am
Posted on 9/20/12 at 12:57 am to Ryne Sandberg
I finally found the interview where he gave the "grown arse man" comment.
LINK
Some other gems:
LINK
Some other gems:
quote:
Favorite Dallas team beside the Burn: Cowboys, Mavericks or Stars (NHL)? “Cowboys, dog. I'm a fan of Roy Williams. I've been to his house a couple times.”
quote:
Favorite leisure activity: watch TV, play video games or read a book/mag? “Watching TV I watch BET all day long.”
quote:
Favorite type of non-American food: Mexican, Italian or Chinese/Asian?
“Asian. Vietnamese is my favorite. I like the Kapow (or Kung Pao) chicken. It has a little spice to it.”
quote:
Best fast food stop: McDonald’s, Taco Bell or KFC?
“KFC. I like to throw down a two piece - thigh and a leg - with mashed potatoes and macaroni and cheese.”
Posted on 9/20/12 at 1:04 am to Broski
The entire USMNT player pool should be forced to answer this questionnaire, prior to any possible national team selections.
A world class GAM would have been SFP's dream for US Soccer; fast, black (Bunnell, Florida black), and a highly marketable "from the mean streets" story.
quote:
Best rap style: West coast (Dre, Snoop), Midwest (Nelly, Eminem) or East Coast (Jay-Z, DMX)?
“I have to say East Coast. Those two keep it real. They don't rap about what they have. They rap about where they have been. Those two are humble rappers.”
TV/Leisure:
Best guy mag: Maxim, FHM or Details?
“Maxim. It has the best scenery.”
A world class GAM would have been SFP's dream for US Soccer; fast, black (Bunnell, Florida black), and a highly marketable "from the mean streets" story.
Posted on 9/20/12 at 1:31 am to thenry712
Posted on 9/20/12 at 1:45 am to Broski
Posted on 9/20/12 at 1:47 am to LSUSOBEAST1
Running to order home, away, and national team Eddie Johnson kitPosted on 9/20/12 at 2:16 am to LSUSOBEAST1
GAM never take a doggy bag
Posted on 9/20/12 at 2:45 am to Broski
Posted on 9/20/12 at 3:02 am to Broski
"some people are still on their initial contract" -GAM
So great on every level
So great on every level
Posted on 9/20/12 at 7:13 am to thenry712
He follows me on Twitter.
Yeah, you read that right.
Call him up, Jurgy, call him up!
Yeah, you read that right.
Call him up, Jurgy, call him up!
Posted on 9/20/12 at 7:23 am to thenry712
I would support the inclusion of Eddie Johnson against the Jamaicas of the world
Posted on 9/20/12 at 7:53 am to joey barton
He's no Alan Gordon, I'll tell you that.
Posted on 9/20/12 at 11:45 pm to Sheep
The original Honey Badger.
Posted on 9/21/12 at 9:39 am to matthew25
Jurgen rather an mls player that has one goal in open play this year (see sheeps thread for the answer)
Posted on 9/21/12 at 11:58 am to Sheep
I would support the inclusion of Alan Gordon against the American Samoas of the world.
Posted on 9/21/12 at 12:06 pm to Broski
yard full of colored people
Posted on 9/21/12 at 12:20 pm to StraightCashHomey21
I have no interest in seeing the GAM in red, white and blue ever again. That is all.
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