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Cosmo
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re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS


I'm thinking Mel.

Sam has had just as much secks as Jon Snow, crazy.






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BluegrassBelle
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re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS


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how do i access the gnc?


It was posted a couple pages back.

The Grand Northern Conspiracy






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ladytiger118
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re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS


I know, right? I had no idea that Sam had it in him to be a pimp...but I'd rather Sam than Craster, anyday!! it's also sad because Jon/Kit Harington is fricking gorgeous. As Ygritte said, "girls would be clawing each others' eyes out to get nekkid with Jon."

In all honestly, I just want to see Kit/Jon strip down again, but show more like Robb Stark did.

Just no creepy scenes with him and Dany please, although I wouldn't put it past Martin.






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NIH
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re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS


Thanks

I hadn't really thought of it before reading part two but the release of the RW hostages might be more dangerous to the Freys than anything. Their hostages are pretty much the only thing holding back the Riverlords from burning the Twins to the ground. Not to mention half of their host is freezing to death up north. Then another sizable portion is at Darry with Ami. That leaves the castle itself vulnerable as frick.

I could see Walder begging LF to come to his aid during a siege or maybe Cersei sending him there only for him to betray the Freys and sack the castle.



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BobBarker
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re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS


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littlefinger 2-1
Random Frey 4-1
Lem Lemoncloak 6-1
The Field 10-1
Hodor 20-1



Harry the Heir. Littlefinger said he wants her "intact" for the wedding. Afterward though I could see him raping her.






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OMLandshark
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I hadn't really thought of it before reading part two but the release of the RW hostages might be more dangerous to the Freys than anything. Their hostages are pretty much the only thing holding back the Riverlords from burning the Twins to the ground. Not to mention half of their host is freezing to death up north. Then another sizable portion is at Darry with Ami. That leaves the castle itself vulnerable as frick.


It will be the first major sign of the destruction of House Frey. Once that happens, the ranks of the Brotherhood Without Banners will skyrocket, and the Freys will not be able to go south at all, and will kill any Frey who leaves the Twins.

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I could see Walder begging LF to come to his aid during a siege or maybe Cersei sending him there only for him to betray the Freys and sack the castle.


Yeah, haven't thought about Walder Frey personally requesting Littlefinger's pressence. Once the Freys' prisoners are taken from them, the Riverlands will be as chaotic as the North, and the Twins will likely be surrounded completely by outlaws. Requesting Littlefinger's host may be his only choice (especially once he loses Riverrun). Littlefinger will instead destroy him.






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ffishstik
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re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS


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...guarantee if she knew about how he was responsible for Ned's beheading, she'd want to have LF's head on a spike .


That's actually what I was thinking and why it's possible. Somehow she gets wise to who and what he is and what he has done.



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NIH
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re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS


People forget but Roose basically abandoned 600 northmen somewhere on the Trident. 600 loyal Stark men. Then you have the 1,000 or so Karstarks prowling around from Riverrun and bands of escapees from the Wedding. Not to mention Hal Mollen and the Winterfell men. There's potential for a huge BWB/northmen attack. Maybe the Blackfish is the one to coordinate things.


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OMLandshark
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...guarantee if she knew about how he was responsible for Ned's beheading, she'd want to have LF's head on a spike .


Clearly, but it's a pretty well kept secret at this point.






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Tiger Voodoo
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re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS


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Even though he's going to really enjoy killing the Freys, that's not why he's doing it. It would be an incredibly strategically sound move. First Littlefinger has to wait to be summoned. I think LF is counting on the Northmen killing the Boltons, and that Cersei will command his untouched army of the Vale to retake the North. Littlefinger will humbly oblige.

Littlefinger will then summon all the Riverland lords to his side, and then enter the Twins for more Frey men. Littlefinger will then kill them all and free the Frey hostages and make them truly loyal to Sansa, the Queen in the North. Littlefinger is counting on this uniting the Northern houses around Sansa, but when he actually does arrive in Winterfell, he'll find out about Rickon's survival, and he won't take it very well.






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People forget but Roose basically abandoned 600 northmen somewhere on the Trident. 600 loyal Stark men. Then you have the 1,000 or so Karstarks prowling around from Riverrun and bands of escapees from the Wedding. Not to mention Hal Mollen and the Winterfell men. There's potential for a huge BWB/northmen attack. Maybe the Blackfish is the one to coordinate things.




Nice info on troops. As for Blackfish, I can't wait to see where he ends up popping up.

He's one of the few characters, along with Tywin and Thoros, that I think the show has done a great job of making me appreciate even more than I did in the books.



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polizei11
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re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS


I could definitely see LF doing a reverse RW to the Freys where the guests slaughter the hosts.

Great Northern Conspiracy seems spot on.






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ladytiger118
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I would love to see that happen. Justice will be served in the form of more Frey pies. Manderly will hand over his secret recipe.





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ladytiger118
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re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS


Hey y'all, here's the latest in GoT news in regards to who is writing and directing each episode of Season 4!!

Season 4 Directors by Episode

David and Dan are writing 7 episodes, GRRM is writing 1 episode, and Bryan Cogman is writing 2 episodes.






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OMLandshark
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re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS


I really wish Tubbs would just stick to writing the books and not the episodes.





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ladytiger118
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I've read on other boards that Ser too Fat to Write a Book is writing the Purple Wedding episode...I'm guessing it'll be in episode 3? I actually just read through that in ASoS, and it only happens about 8 chapters after the Red Wedding (which is why I'm predicting that'll happen early on in Season 4).





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OMLandshark
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.I'm guessing it'll be in episode 3?


I'd go with 4. They need to set up the Red Viper a bit more than that. From Tyrion's arc this season:

Ep 1: Meeting the Red Viper, as well as the story on meeting Tyrion in his youth. Also set up Dontos.
Ep 2: The singer blackmails Tyrion, and the small council meets.
Ep 3: Another scene with Tywin and Tyrion, as well as a scene between him in the Red Viper.
Ep 4: The Purple Wedding
Ep 5: Start of the trial
Ep 6: Continuation of the trial, the Red Viper tells Tyrion he'll be his champion.
Ep 7: The Mountain vs The Red Viper
Ep 8: Tyrion kills Tywin
Ep 9: Varys and Tyrion leave King's Landing, Tyrion meets Illyrio
Ep 10: Tyrion, Illyrio, and Varys leave Pentos



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Dire Wolf
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The singer blackmails tyrion


refresh me on this






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ColaTiger
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Ep 9: Varys and Tyrion leave King's Landing, Tyrion meets Illyrio


You're episode predictions are always off base to the point of annoyance. How is the Mountain v. Red Viper NOT an episode 9 storyline? Have you not paid attention to the show at all?






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OMLandshark
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You're episode predictions are always off base to the point of annoyance. How is the Mountain v. Red Viper NOT an episode 9 storyline? Have you not paid attention to the show at all?


It will be Episode 8 tops when they do that. I could see Episode 9 ending with them killing Tywin. I just think they're going to try to start AFFC and ADWD. If I had to take a guess, they're doing Tywin's funeral as well this season, and end it with the burning of the Tower of the Hand.






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OMLandshark
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refresh me on this


They may skip this, but it would be a tragedy really. He's the guy who knows about Shae being Tyrion's whore and blackmails Tyrion into letting him play at Joffrey's Wedding. Tyrion instead tells Bronn to kill him and sell his corpse to the soup kitchens. He comes up with the classic line "Hands of Gold are always cold, but a woman's hands are warm."






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